The People Who Make Disneyland Not Quite The Happiest Place On Earth
Going to Disneyland can be an extremely enjoyable experience, but there are some guests who taint the trip for everyone else. Getting shoved in line, having to endure unnecessary screams and camera flashes on rides, or enduring a constant stream of complaints isn't exactly joyous. Read on for some of the worst people you might encounter at Disneyland.
People Who Get Way Too Close In Line
It's no surprise that Disneyland is an extremely popular place, but that doesn't mean personal space rules go out the window. It may feel like you're going to get on the ride faster by being as close to the person in front of you as possible, but you're not.
There are only so many seats on each ride, so getting on is a matter of numbers, not distance. The one thing worse than standing in line is doing it with someone's breath on your neck.
The One Who Screams At EVERYTHING
Even though Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, there are certain moments that necessitate a good scream. Going down a huge drop or getting spooked on the Haunted Mansion ride are a couple of examples.
But then there's that person who screams at literally everything. There's no reason to scream at every corner you turn on It's A Small World or when it gets a little dark on the Indiana Jones ride. Don't even get us started on the teacup ride.
The People Who Don't Know How To Handle A Stroller
Disneyland is inarguably made for kids, so of course there's going to be a parking lot worth of strollers all over the place. The problem is that strollers can make things a heck of a lot less efficient.
For instance, when getting ready to board a tram, it may be a good idea to start breaking down the stroller before the thing arrives. Also, the stroller is not a tool to jam your way through crowds!
The Person Who Stinks
Anytime there's a crowd of people, odds are there's going to be someone that could use a little extra deodorant. Even worse, they might need an entire shower and change of clothes because it's that hot and they are that sweaty.
It's one thing when the smelly individual is nearby while you're waiting in line, but the worst is when you're stuck on a ride with them. We're not sure what's scarier, that big drop coming up or them putting up their arms in excitement.
The Ones Who Can't Put Their Camera Away
It can be aggravating in general when someone won't put their camera down, but especially at a theme park. Isn't the point to enjoy the experience? We get posing with a character or in front of the castle, but must you capture every moment on a ride?
The last thing anyone wants is to be the weird face in the background of someone's candid Disney photo. Plus, camera flashes really kill the mood during a show, parade, or dark ride.
The Person Who Splashes Strangers
Obviously, anyone going on a water ride should be willing to get a little wet. There's nothing worse than someone getting upset over how soaked they got on a ride they elected to go on.
Oh wait, actually there is someone worse than that. It's the person who keeps splashing everyone! Getting splashed from a big drop is one thing, but having drops constantly splattered all over by a complete stranger is another. Let us enjoy the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in peace!
The One With All The Disney Pins
There are too many Disney pins to count, but some people feel the need to get each one before it's too late! These are also the ones who may try to trade pins or at least have to stop and admire one another's.
Disney merchandise is cute for kids, but at some point, it is time to stop. We already know you're super obsessed with Disneyland, it's written all over the whites of your eyes.
People Who Don't Listen To The Rules
On Reddit, some cast members have complained about the guests who don't follow the rules. It isn't that the workers are overly obedient, but rather is that they tend to get blamed when a broken rule results in consequences.
One former cast member recalled a time when a parent let their kids play on the line chains after being told not to. As soon as the little one bonked their head, it was all the employee's fault. Remember that the rules are in place for a reason!
The Driver Jamming Up The Parking Lot Line
In the decades since Disneyland first opened its doors, hundreds of millions of guests have entered the park. After all that, it's safe to say that the parking situation is about as smooth as it can be.
There are plenty of signs and instructions all over the place, so why someone needs to jam the line to talk to the parking attendant for 20 minutes is beyond us. What did they need, an inch-by-inch description of the entire park?
The Person With Their Head In A Map
Of course, you want to be sure that you get to every single spot on your list at Disneyland. After all, it did cost an arm and a leg just to get into this place.
But must you check the map in the middle of the street? The hundreds of people walking around may as well be a freeway, and you're blocking the flow of traffic! Find somewhere to sit before burrowing your head into that thing.
The Ones Who Unabashedly Bump Into Everyone
The crowds at Disneyland can get a little unruly, especially during holiday seasons, weekends, major events, or when a new attraction opens up. Common courtesy doesn't disappear just because a ton of people are around, though.
It's amazing the nerve of some guests who have no problem bumping past anyone in sight without even an "excuse me." We understand that your wife was holding your spot in line. All you had to do was ask to get by.
The Person With Balloons Right By The Parade
If going to the parade, firework show, or any other crowded event is on your Disneyland agenda, go ahead and hold off on buying balloons until you're on the way out.
Waiting extra long to get a front-row seat is not an excuse to block the view of those in the back. At the very least, hold the balloon in your lap! The same goes for Mickey Mouse ears and cone-shaped princess hats. Be a little mindful, would ya?
The One Who Won't Stop Complaining
Even though Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, there are bound to be some things that are less than perfect. The crowds may get in the way, the line may be extra long, they may be out of your favorite snack.
But that's no reason to waste the day complaining. There's nothing worse than that person who goes on and on about how something isn't enough. Make the most of it for the sake of having a great time.
Anyone Who Is Rude To A Cast Member
Disneyland has pretty high expectations of cast members, so there isn't much that they can do in the way of defending themselves. As with many customer service positions, the customer is always right.
Being that cast members are going to either be as sweet as humanly possible or get fired, there's really no reason to get rude with them. If someone's kid missed a photo op, maybe it's a good life lesson in not always getting what you want.
People Who Abuse The "Saved Spot" Rule
Disneyland is a family place, so of course there's going to be those times when groups get separated and reemerge together in line. Perhaps one parent took their child to the bathroom while the other waiting in line, for instance.
But a line has to be drawn when a dozen teenagers are trying to claim that a single friend was saving their spot. If it's going to be a noticable setback for those who have been patiently waiting, head to the back of the line.
The Person Speaking Along With The Haunted Mansion Narration
One of the best parts of the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland is the narrator. That deep voice sets the tone for the rest of the ride and makes the experience that much more thrilling.
Of course, all of that mystique disappears the moment someone decides to speak along with the narration. The same goes for any other ride. We don't care if it's the ride rules, if someone's talking along with it, the magic is ruined.
The Person Ordering A Boatload Of Food
Disneyland is typically a day-long event, so you're bound to need some food at one point or another. There's nothing like finally getting to the front of a long line only to hear the person ahead of you place an enormous order.
We get that having one person order everyone's food saves space in the line. Still, that moment of realization that your order isn't going to be ready for even longer than expected is a stinger.
That One Person Who Keeps Staring
There aren't many options in terms of where to look while standing in line. Many people will opt to kill the time on their phones or look to someone in their group to hold a conversation.
But then there's that person who doesn't realize they've let their gaze fall on you for several minutes. The worst is when you make eye contact and they still don't look away! It's not like you can just move to a different part of the line.
People Who Make Everything A Sing-A-Long
It's A Small World can be one of the cutest rides at Disneyland or one of the most annoying. It all depends on who is in the boat. If it's a crew of teenagers singing along the entire way through, it's bound to be an eye-rolling kind of ride.
Any ride, and especially any show, isn't an invitation to sing along. Especially when the song is super repetitious, it can suck the joy right out of the moment.
The Ones Having A Lengthy Conversation ON A RIDE
We're not sure who needs to hear this, but a ride is not a place to gab about Alicia's marital problems. You just had an hour and a half to do that while waiting in line!
Once everyone is seated on the ride, the only acceptable sounds are cries of joy and laughter. Even if the chit-chat is lighthearted, it can be a huge distraction. This is especially true during the narration on a ride. Don't you know it's rude to interrupt?!
Bath Mountain
When you ride on Splash Mountain, you know you'll get soaked after that drop. The people took advantage of the water and made it their bath time. They might as well keep their hair dry and freshen up during this wild ride.
Their effort in planning this photo is impressive. This photo is one of the many to make hilarious Splash Mountain picture history. Hopefully, the guy shaving didn't cut his during the drop!
Is That A Threat?
Always think twice before wearing your favorite EDM musician's shirt to Disneyland. This man forgot that he was heading to a kingdom run by mice. It might be misinterpreted as a threat. Minnie can't even look--the horror!
The look of regret on his face makes the photo. Or maybe it's holding back laughter, but either way, he won't ever wear this to Disney theme parks again.
Pluto Makes A Friend
This lucky golden retriever got to meet one of his heroes. As a service dog, he was rewarded by a trip to Disneyland to see Mickey Mouse's dog, Pluto. The service dog's heartwarming smile was enough for Pluto to spend some one on one time with him.
Those who are looking to bring their own pet into the park may be disappointed. Only service animals are allowed in, but pet owners can rent a kennel right outside the park.
Mickey Mouse Lost His Girlfriend
It took Mickey Mouse by surprise when his girlfriend Minnie Mouse decided to leave him for his best friend Goofy. Mickey and Minnie have been together since November 18, 1928 when they first appeared in the short cartoon Steamboat Willie.
Maybe Minnie likes younger men because Goofy wasn't created until 1932's Mickey's Revue. This pairing was most likely a one time occurrence because Minnie was there to celebrate with Mickey for his 90th birthday television special.
The Two Moods At A Theme Park
Most kids get excited for a trip to a Disney park, but it can lead to some pretty tired parents. This dad and son aboard Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin at Walt Disney World demonstrate the two basic moods of a Disney vacation.
The son looks a bit too happy on the attraction, whereas his father is probably ready to call it a day. They'll be able to cherish this unique family photo for life.
A Proper Date Night
Why choose between a fancy dinner night and a theme park ride when you can have both? Especially when the chicken is already cooked and marinated. Everyone is dressed in their best, so why not get barraged by water on Splash Mountain?
Even the waiter has joined them in the theme park run. Really, is there anything people wouldn't do to create a funny photo on Splash Mountain?
Sorry Pluto, You've Been Replaced
It's not only humans who get to enjoy the Disney parks. This cute golden retriever got to rub noses with the head honcho Mickey Mouse. To celebrate his training as an autism service animal, this dog was rewarded with a trip to Disneyland.
Even pets are fans of Disney characters and Mickey welcomes all service animals with open arms. The kids in the background are jealous that they aren't a part of this new friendship.
The Most Elaborate Proposal
According to the original poster, Lindsay sat in the front of the ride, completely oblivious to the plan. The guy holding the ring drawing is her fiance, Chris. That's right--she did say yes!
Chris's friend had carry around the signs and the ring in his backpack all day to prepare. But it was all worth it. The couple bought the photo and get to look back on their happy Disneyland memories.
Getting Creative on Splash Mountain
Splash Mountain has one of the largest drops out of all the Disney parks rides. It can be difficult to look calm while plummeting 49 feet at 40 miles per hour. This group of boys wanted to make their Splash Mountain photo looked different than most.
People will usually close their eyes or put their arms up, but these funny guys decided to play a round of their favorite board games as they quickly dropped.
The Ultimate Marriage Proposal
Hey Gaston, it seems like your charms worked! Disneyland is an idyllic proposal venue for many people, and this man is putting his hear out on the line for Gaston. It doesn't look like the answer is yes, though.
Fortunately, the proposer didn't feel too saddened by the refusal. He proceeded to ask several princesses for their hand in marriage for the rest of the day. This guy's really desperate for a spouse.
Their Game Isn't Finished Yet
Monopoly can seriously take forever. Considering that these people were playing in line, would they really want to stop just because they got on the ride? No way, James just bought Boardwalk! Not a good time to stop.
As long as Disneyland rides like Splash Mountain take pictures during their rides, there will be guests who plot extensive jokes to pose on the ride. At least they have something to entertain them in line.
She's Not Pleased With This Princess
It's not every day that people get to eat with Disney princesses. This young girl was in the middle of her meal when Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty came to join her. Either she had her mouth full or wasn't too excited to see a princess at the dinner table.
The Disney parks have certain restaurants where characters will come talk to and take pictures with the kids as they eat. It appears that not all children enjoy the experience.
Getting Engaged On A Roller Coaster
There's a moment on Space Mountain where a camera will take a photo of the riders, so people will sometimes stage funny poses. This young couple sat front row for a memory they'll never forget.
As the roller coaster started descending, the man got out a ring to ask his girlfriend to marry him. She and the riders behind them were all shocked at this very unorthodox approach, but it's perfect that the camera caught it at just the right time. Hopefully, she said yes.
It's Like Looking in a Mirror
Just like Disney cast members are expected to follow certain rules, visitors also must abide by some restrictions. People 14 years of age or older aren't allowed to wear any kind of costume unless there's a special event. This rule caused something called Disneybounding where adults wear outfits inspired by the characters.
This youngster dressed up as Buzz Lightyear from Pixar's Toy Story. With hundreds of characters to choose from, kids can dress up as almost any character they prefe
Even Celebrities Visit the Disney Parks
Disney parks are one of the most visited places in the world, so it makes that even celebrities want to go there. Rapper Snoop Dogg was spotted enjoying himself at Disneyland. His Goofy hat goes great with dark sunglasses and a signature gold chain.
Seeing celebrities is often just as exciting as spotting a Disney character. Most of the time stars are accompanied by a VIP cast member where they pay extra to skip the long lines.
Oh Hey There, Minnie
While on the job, Disney characters have to appear in top shape. But that won't stop Micky from sneaking a secretive glance at Minnie. He's down to party...or maybe just a little too tired.
It's like Mickey has shared some dangerous secret with you, and he's glancing at you knowingly, fully understanding that you will never reveal that secret. What's the secret, you ask? That he's a mouse who doesn't actually like cheese.
Also, The Kids Came
Guess what--my wife and I had a blast at Disneyland! Oh, and I guess the kids were there too. Usually the parents seem uncomfortable while the kids go crazy, but with this family, it seems to be the other way around.
Those uncomfortable faces to the left...it's hard not to feel sorry for them. But at the same time, any parent can (and should) have fun at Disneyland! It's called the happiest place on earth for a reason.
Donald Duck Finds His Family
It's common for harmless wildlife creatures to appear in the Disney parks. Animals like cats, birds, and insects are able to call the Disney parks home. Donald Duck was out on a walk and discovered a mother duck with her ducklings up ahead.
Donald was so surprised to see them there that he immediately had to take some photos with his family members. Even his good friends Pluto and Goofy showed up to see them.
You're Never Too Old For This Joke
Here's one dad's idea of a joke in the middle of Disneyland Paris, right in front of the genie lamp. The dad seems to be having more fun than the kids are here, but they all get to play along and have an internet-worthy picture that'll last them forever.
Surely the dad doesn't regret this antic. The kids...maybe they do. But you're never too old for fart jokes at Disneyland, right?
Taking Staged Photos To The Next Level
Don't worry--he's not actually hurt. This man is just using Disneyland's excellent prop setup and photo backdrops to portray his morbid sense of humor. Put this picture in the wrong hands, and you'll have an investigation headed your way.
Even so, he's a genius for staging such a hilarious picture. It'll sure make your friends jealous when you get to post clever vacation photos online. Either that or they'll think you've lost your mind.
