Things We Don’t Want Any Part Of
Everyone is guilty of making a few impulse purchases in their lifetime. You know, the products where you think, "I have no use for this, but something about it speaks to me... I must have it." It happens to the best of us.
Just because you've made a few impulse purchases, though, doesn't mean you can't recognize some truly weird or horrific products. Some things are just too strange to justify paying money for.
I Didn't Know Rolls Royce Made Trucks
So it's half Rolls Royce, half Chevy, and all terrible. Maybe if it were a different color, it would look a little less aggressively out of place on the road, but it'd be better if it wasn't there at all.
Half Pinecone, All Nightmares
Some teacher was trying to come up with a creative project for their students to do around Christmastime and let her imagination run a little too wild, which is how someone ended up getting this from their child. Due to the fact that it looks like that, it ended up in a Goodwill somewhere for no one to buy.
He Is Not Your Friend
You might have heard the saying "fish are friends, not food," but that's a lie. This fish is not your friend. This fish is plotting revenge on anyone and everyone you've ever loved.
Looks Can Be Deceiving
Why would you make a product for children that smells like food, looks like a jar of jam, and is called "bite size fun," but then make it inedible? You're setting them up for failure.
Fulfilling A Need You Didn't Know You Had
You know all those times on a Saturday morning where you were enjoying a cup of coffee but you wished that someone else was holding your hand at the same time? This mug has it covered.
Walking On Water
You always wished you had the ability to walk on water, and thanks to this incredible DIY, now you get to walk on water and fish. You'll never have to worry about leaving your goldfish home alone again—just take them with you!
Back To The Future Or Back To The Dealership?
It can be hard to find a car that has exactly what you're looking for. Even though there are countless different brands and models nowadays, you decided it would be easier to weld two cars together so you could get that perfect third row of seats.
Did This Used To Be A Fun House?
You were so excited to finally get a chance to redo your bathroom after years of complaining about how outdated it was. You could have done anything you wanted, and this is what you chose? Now you're going to always feel like you're sliding to one side.
Motivational, Or Soul-Crushing?
Some people respond well to this type of motivation when it comes to things like working out, whereas others might respond better to some positive encouragement rather than crushing insults printed on sweatbands.
Rock On
We're not saying we wouldn't pay money for a duck that's dressed up as a punk rocker. There's definitely someone out there who could give this duckling a happy home, but for $100?!
Social Distancing Done For You
Keep everyone around you six feet away for now and for forever with these pointy shoes. If anyone tries to come too close, they'll get stabbed by your toes and quickly back away. Problem solved!
What Animal Does This Body Belong To?
Taxidermy is a hobby that only a certain type of person can appreciate fully to begin with, but then you get into the creations like this one that just make the rest of us question if taxidermists are okay.
He's Been Through It
This doll looks like he has been to hell and back, and now he's about to tell you all about what he saw despite the fact that you have begged him not to.
That's Gonna Turn Heads
You wanted your car to draw attention while you're whipping down the highway, but doing something like stacking dolls' heads on your antenna might be attracting the wrong kind of attention.
What Part Of This Is Joyful?
If you hate coconut, you're really going to hate this. For the moments where you thought to yourself, "I wish I could make this chocolate bar taste worse!" they've got you covered with Olive Joy.
That's A Power Stance
There's a lot going on in this advertisement, and none of it helps to actually clarify what's going on or what's being sold. We're pretty sure they're selling a mirror... like 80% sure.
Your Wife Will Love That
We're not sure what this costume is supposed to be, and we certainly couldn't justify paying a lot of money for it, but for the right price (aka, free) we would be willing to take it off someone's hands.
You've Gotta Get Your Antioxidants Somehow
Who wouldn't want to buy meat that looks like it's already got mold on it? Oh, wait... It seemed like a good idea when the store was creating them, but in hindsight? Maybe blueberry meat pucks were not the wisest idea.
What A Waste
Something really important to note here is not only are these people using a microwave as their mailbox, but the mailbox is plugged in. Are we supposed to believe this is a fully functioning microwave?
What Have You Heard?
We're not exactly sure what you've heard about this chair, or what you were supposed to be hearing, but the illustration and the look on this man's face give us all the info we need.
That's Not How Boats Work
Typically, boats are supposed to be the object that sits on top of the water, not the object that's filled with water. Most people would consider a boat filled with water to be a very, very bad thing, actually.
Homer Hybrid
You want to provide quality products that will appeal to as many of your customers as possible, which can be a tough sell when making fandom-specific products. With this one, though, you've managed to make something that appeals to no one.
You Can Feel The Moisture
If we were looking at a bathroom that had stucco walls, that would be bad enough. To make matters worse though, its carpet. That's right, we have a bathroom filled with carpeted walls.
This Car Deserved Better
I'll never understand why someone would take a perfectly good car and make it worse rather than better. What could have possessed someone to think that monster truck tires were a good fit for this little racer?
It Should've Stayed In The Lake
If you're going to bring a fish home that's nailed to a wooden board, at least make it a singing one. Your wife already hates your big mouth Billy Bass, but she's really going to hate this.
Your Neighbors Must Love You
You came across a beautiful piece of lakeside property, right along the water with tons of land, and this is what you chose to do with it? You must have really wanted to upset the other homeowners.
It Can't Live Up To The Name
This brand may have just been trying to make a joke out of the name, or they were really stuck on what to call it, but we're willing to bet there's nothing pure about this orange juice.
You Took Two Good Things And Ruined Them
So what you're seeing here is proof that someone had a car as well as some sort of motorbike or scooter available to them, but rather than fix both, they chose to make a hybrid creation of doom.
Heads Will Roll
Now, this is the kind of house that you force your kids to skip on Halloween. Even the Homeowner's Association doesn't have the chutzpah to deal with these lawn decorations.
This Won't Stop The Spread Of Anything
This is one of those products that, if you were going to pay money for it, you definitely wouldn't end up using it for the reason the person intended. They could make for nice golf club covers maybe...
Looks Like He Was Frozen Mid-Hop
So this poor fox was found frozen in the water in Germany. The poor guy drowned and was froze over, so someone decided to cut him out and place him on the ice to let everyone know to stay off the ice, or else they'll end up just like him.
Shouldn't That Be On Your Foot?
Something is clearly not going right for this man. We're not sure what would have to be happening in his life in order to cause this kind of behavior, but we're going to stay far away from him.
Talk About Distracted Driving
It's normal to get into a cab and see that the driver has their phone as well as a GPS and maybe another device or two, but this many can't be safe.
We Call This Co-Dependency
We also call this uncomfortable. It seemed like a cute idea in theory, but now you're an hour in, all your legs are asleep, and neither of you wants to be the first to admit that working like this for the day is a terrible idea.
This Is Not A Fool-Proof Solution
You may have thought you were going to outsmart whatever donut thieves were lurking around the bike rack, but there's some glaring flaws in this plan. We'll just take the donut to go.
Soap On A Rope
If you had to pick any item in your home to chain to the wall so that no one would be able to steal it, would you choose a $3 bottle of liquid hand soap?
That's Gotta Hurt
As if you needed more of a reason to not go walking through a field of cactuses without wearing proper clothing, this boy is a walking cautionary tale and pin cushion.
You Definitely Don't Got This
A fun alternative, rather than the possibility of plunging to your death, would be to simply turn around and take a different route. That's up to you though, the choice is yours.
What's She Selling?
I'm not exactly sure what the purpose of this bunny-eared mannequin on someone's front lawn is, but we don't want to buy whatever it is that she's going to try to sell us.
Appreciate It From A Distance
We can appreciate the time and effort it must have taken to create this concerningly lifelike cockroach on the top of someone's latte, but that doesn't mean we have any interest in drinking it.
You'd Be Better Off Jumping
If there's a fire in this building, you'd be better off taking your chances leaping out the window or waiting for someone to come find you rather than attempting to scale down this fire escape.
Who Needs Privacy?
Just because you can add a bathroom without proper walls to the living room in your new house does not mean that you should. There's a reason contractors everywhere aren't jumping on this bandwagon.
You Don't Have To Listen To Every Idea
It's not a sentence you ever thought you'd have to say, but for anyone who is out there wondering: teeth do not belong on the toilet. Teeth, real or fake, drawing or diagram, do not belong on your toilet.
It's Art
Having nail art like this can go one of two ways: you're either going to hate it so much that it inspires you to quit smoking (or never start), or you'll love it and it'll make you happy. Either way, we don't want to see it.
An Umbrella Doesn't Count As Waterproofing
Sure, it technically counts as preparing the wires to withstand a storm, but there's no way that the paper drink umbrella you had lying around in your cupboard is going to keep those wires dry in a storm.
A Room With A View Is Overrated
Do you know what else is a great way to get ventilation in an apartment? A functioning window. That option, however, has been taken away along with the view out the window thanks to someone installing a ventilation shaft down the center of the wall.
Even The Store Owners Know It's Bad
Was he born with no face or did he suffer through some sort of tragic accident that led to the removal of his face? Either way, we won't be purchasing it for our child because we're not trying to traumatize them for life.
He Looks Just As Upset About It As The Rest Of Us
His face (and the unsettling face of the mannequin next to him) says that he's just as upset as we are about the fact that someone thought this was the way to put a t-shirt on display.
We've Got A Bumpy Road Ahead
When you're riding your bike down this road, you have the option of risking your life alongside the traffic on the actual road or taking the obstacle course they've made out of the sidewalk.
A Bathroom With A View
Going to the bathroom with a view of the beach seems like a great idea in theory, but don't forget that if you can see someone on the beach, they can see you.
