These People Are The Biggest Jerks, But Honestly, This Is Me IRL
None of us are perfect, not even Beyonce or Ryan Reynolds. For example, Ryan Reynolds chews with his mouth open and Beyonce hates baby hedgehogs, which are completely discrediting character flaws in your ask me. Whether you want to believe those "facts" or not, sometimes it feels good to be passive aggressive or a complete jerk.
Many of us have a moral compass that tells us to stop pushing our little siblings off the trampoline and start being nice. Unfortunately, the "moral compass" gene skipped a generation with these people in this list. Not going to lie, we can be thankful for it because some of these are hilarious. Enjoy.
Light Traveller
Being on a hot, smelly bus is bad enough, but now add jerks like this person to the mix and it becomes even worse. When it's a full bus and seats are scarce, there's nothing worse than someone giving their suitcase a seat to themselves. Actually, I take that back. If they do so while exposing their bare feet then that makes it much worse.
Sibling Love
This is a picture that accurately describes what it's like to be a younger sibling. You're basically a pawn that's just living in the world of your older sibling and everything is fair game. This is just a regular wake up for this younger sister who's used to sitting up after a night's sleep and getting a pie to the face, so this is actually an upgrade.
Bread Thief
If you're ever wondering what the face of pure evil looks like, it's this guy. The amount of people who rely on Subway for lunch every day is actually insane. Statistics show that one in every three people go to Subway daily. Those stats were collected by me, and only me, so take that as you will. Nonetheless, this is cruel because it'll force people to get Subway's medicore salads.
That Backfired
Look, if you have a nice car, we get that you're skeptical and don't want people parking beside you. But, just because your car is over $100,000 also doesn't give you the right to just park however you please in public. This is what happens when you're selfish — you have to get into your car through the passenger side in the most emasculating way possible.
Beet Mice
Mice just want to live in harmony with their human counterparts. That invovles eating good cheeses, Kraft Dinner from the box, maybe some cereal and to not get their heads crushed in a trap. They don't ask for much. In fact, it's arguable that they are better roommates than most of us have to begin with.
Passive-Aggressive Phone
You know you're lazy when your phone is even attempting to get you back on track. This phone is like that friend who knows you're on the wrong path, but is too nice and non-confrontational to actually do anything about it. When they finally get the courage to be passive-aggressive it's still also somewhat positive.
On The Bright Side, There's Still Good People
With all the jerks out there it's good to see that some kids are still decent, kind-hearted people. All kids want to do is play basketball on the road without damaging other people's property. That's it, that's all. Not a hard ask. Well actually, there were those kids who set an entire park on fire last week, but that's not the majority. Hopefully.
And Then There's This Guy
As per the last page, there are some pretty shady people roaming our streets and this is one of them. Jack is taking advantage of the fact that half of life's battle is optics and perception. He knew that if it looked like he cared to other people, then everything is fine. But everything isn't fine, and Jack shows us why.
Trashy People
So this is a pretty trashy move, no pun intended, but kind of pun intended. But, there are quite a few things that are more trashy than this picture: Lindsay Lohan in 2008, trailor park dentistry offices, using Preparation H as toothpaste, and being a therapist that can't stop laughing at your patient's problems.
Stapler Stealer
This picture will be seen through different lenses on either side of the stapler discussion spectrum. People on floor four will be calling for this person to be fired, while the rest of the world is cheering. Staplers are known to have fairly mundane lives and tend to be fairly one dimensional in their knowledge. This stapler won't have to worry about that.
Go Ahead, Try It
Anyone who has put a key into an outlet put your hand up! Not surpsingly, none of you put your hand up. Why? Because anyone who has done it is probably dead or it turned them into some sort of superhero we're unaware of. If you don't believe me, go ahead, try to clean your key in that hole (note: do not clean your key).
Keep Your Mouth Shut
Having chapped lips has become an epidemic in North America. It is the leading cause of divorce and the reason for so many otherwise good "catches" being single. The other leading cause? People talking too much. That's why glue sticks also work as chapstick because it keeps their mouths closed.
Conjoined Twins
First of all, no one has committed this much to another person since Monica and Chandler in the show Friends. The person who commented this didn't fully think their comment through because only 67% of the population actually fears spiders. Now, if you throw the girls in a hungry lion pit then the squirming will begin.
"Not My Problem"
How long was this flight that there needed to be an entire roll of toilet paper used while sitting in the seat? This is the definition of a "not my problem" mentality that turned into a big problem. It's like when someone throws an egg at a moving car and makes them crash because technically it wasn't the egg that made them crash, it was jerking the steering wheel.
Doggy Bidet
If this doesn't deter you from using a public water fountain then I don't know what will. This dog just took a "number two" in the grass and then go some top tier cleaning services afterwards when its owner decided to use the water fountain as a bidet. What's this world coming to?
Two Types Of People
There's only two types of people in the world, those that like Skittles and those that prefer M&Ms. That's why this jerk is getting some serious heat for watching the world burn by combining the two. This WILL start World War Three if the political turmoil doesn't do it because this is much, much worse.
The Best Part
There's so many different ways to eat Oreos. Some people dip them whole into their milk, while others would rather open them up and lick the middle. But no matter how you eat them, one thing stays the same and that's the favorite part always being the middle. So, it needs no explanation as to why this is one of the most outragous atrocities to hit the internet.
A Little Surprise
If you want to scare the living heck out of hotel employees, this is what you should be looking to do. Either the housekeeping maid is going to walk in and scream thinking there's a dead body in the bed, or the maid is going to think this is a giant burrito and get hungry and attempt to take a bite.
Oxymoron
Funeral homes make death a business which is why this shouldn't be too surprising to see. If people stopped dying there would be no such business as Beckman-Williamson Funeral Homes and Crematory. Can we also talk about the fact that the word "crematory" should actually be the new name of every ice cream place?
Not The Most Inviting
Making friends is all about the energy that you put out and the perception your peers have of you. Smiling is important and so is eye contact. If your facical expression is that of a serial killer then it's not going to get you a whole lot of friends. With that being said, it's not hard to see why this girl doesn't have more friends.
This Professor Has Had Enough
The tweet really says it all doesn’t it. Everyone thinks college is the time to be the most courteous, however sometimes professors have a different idea. After student Kade Walker emailed his professor Steven Wise about a change in exam time, Professor Steven had the most brief response ever: “Whatever”. Although, the professor chalks up the brevity to having limited time and a lot of students he also jokingly called Kade a “punk” on Twitter for posting the conversation without citing his sources. Lesson learned!
Get Off Yo Phone!
These days movie theaters even air literal announcements about getting off your phone before the film starts. So, it’s no surprise that one movie goer took the situation into their own hands. One audience member was left cracking up after they received an air drop from another nearby iPhone with a meme instructing them to “Get off you phone!” Seriously though, please take time to enjoy the movie, social media can wait for two hours!
Over Excited Girlfriend
This girlfriend couldn’t have been more enthused to have been the one to catch the bouquet at a wedding, signaling of course that her wedding is supposed to be next. However, when she excitedly snapped the moment to her boyfriend who was not in attendance, he didn’t exactly share the same enthusiasm. Instead, he sent a snap back asking her to “Throw it back.” Thanks boyfriend!
The Santa Skeptic
NPR reporter Sarah McCammon’s six-year-old child has already fashioned themselves into somewhat of a cynic. He tells Santa that both his list and life are empty, and that he doesn’t know the trouble the kid has faced in their short six-year-old life. However, just to be on the safe side the child doesn’t give their name. This time Santa’s the one being watched!
Seriously, Delivery Man?!
Although these boxes have the text “Do not double stack” clearly printed on the side, that didn’t stop one delivery person. The annoyed package delivery man obviously had enough with the shipments and adhered to the rule by triple stacking them instead of double stacking. Let’s hope nothing was broken!
One Wheeled Rule Breaker
This shopping center definitely wanted to ensure that there was no one rolling by on wheels on the sidewalks to their businesses. They prohibited skateboarders, bicyclists, roller bladers, roller skaters and scooters. However, they forgot to list one of their wheeled friends – the unicycle. And this unicycle enthusiast definitely took advantage of the oversight!
Stretching The Meaning
The sign clearly says “Parking For Green Vehicles Only” and this green mustang driver definitely took advantage of it. Although, the sign is obviously referring to electric or hybrid vehicles and not the color green, this driver used the sign to his advantage. Parking is a pain, so we can’t say that we blame him!
A Bit Too Literal
This guy attempted to go through the drive thru pharmacy, however it looks like he took the sign a bit too literally! It turns out this person actually went through the building! We’re pretty sure that’s not what they meant by the sign. Let’s hope no one got hurt in this driving mishap.
Impatience Doesn’t Pay
Chalk another one up for the impatient drivers. While everyone else patiently waited in traffic, this guy couldn’t wait to cut the line. Unfortunately for him, the road workers had laid out some fresh concrete! Yikes! This guy ended up getting stuck far longer than if he would have just waited in line like everyone else. The lesson here is that impatience definitely doesn’t pay!
The Mistake
While someone lovingly snapped their friends who got matching tattoos, two puzzle pieces obviously meant to signify that they fit together in life. In reality, the two pieces that were drawn would not fit together at all. Maybe the tattoo artist would offer a free cover up for this tattoo mistake!
Speaking Of Tattoo Mistakes…
Although this bride’s face is blurred out in the photo, you can clearly make out the poorly place tattoo on her wrist which reads “regret”. We imagine that the photographer didn’t see this one until it was too late. Presumably somewhere on her body is the word “No” in order to spell out “No regrets”. Let’s hope she didn’t demand a refund for this unfortunate wedding portrait!
Co-Workers Out For Revenge
Many co-workers like to play out loving pranks on one another, but this one takes it pretty far. The sign reads “never tell anyone when your last day is”. Not only did they saran wrap the vehicle but they also took the tires! Yikes, the wrap is one thing but leaving the truck lifted onto planks is another. We bet this last day was the worst in more ways than one!
Jelly Bean Joy
This poor jelly bean lover was totally ecstatic about their Christmas purchase of a huge jar of jelly beans. Paul couldn’t wait to snap the moment of happiness. And yet only moments later, his friend posted another snap mocking him for spilling all his delightful candy. At least there looks to be some still left in the jar!
The Sibling Welcome
Everyone knows that getting along with siblings is one of the biggest tests of life. However, this little girl really set the standard while welcoming her new little sister. The first thing she did when welcoming the newborn was shooting her the bird. Classic, her unknowing mom and dad didn’t realize till after the photo was taken. We bet these two might have a little bit of sibling rivalry on the horizon!
A Passive Aggressive Edit
These employees were not pleased with a note left by their manager chastising them for their locker room food habits. As a response, they decided to do a copy edit to their manager’s note, which honestly needed a lot of work. They gave it a “D minus” and asked for revisions. We think it’s likely they never got a revised version!
Please Don’t Ask For Service
This sign was found in a Wal-Mart bathroom. However, it looks like there was a bit of oversight and the switch never got added or perhaps it was an intentional omission. Perhaps the Wal-Mart employees just didn’t want to deal with the incessant flipping of a switch and honestly, who could blame them?
This Birthday Monster
What kind of monster cuts a piece of cake right out of the middle? Whoever got their hands on this birthday cake apparently likes to go against the grain. Let’s hope that the birthday guy or girl was the one who was able to cut this questionable slice!
Mom Has Other Ideas
This guy that he was making one smooth move by Snapping a photo of him holding multiple liquor bottles about the crazy night he’s about to have. However, this was only one in a series of photos and the second shows the outcome. In this case, his mom is definitely not happy about his partying and looks to be attacking him with a ladle. Mom knows best!
There’s A New Grumpy Cat In Town
Sphinx cats are already some of the most interesting looking pets out there and this little guy is definitely not amused. As the Snap says, “I hate this thing…and I hate you.” This cat is clearly unamused and is giving Grumpy Cat a run for its money. On the other hand, the horse looks very happy!
This Teacher Goes To Great Lengths
Many teachers know that hall passes often disappear into thin air after students venture of into the hallways. In order to combat this, some teachers get super creative with their passes. This teacher uses a massive cut out of his face, which clearly this student is super excited about carrying around!
Katie Is A Savage
This dude totally thought he was being slick when he asked Katie to go to prom with him. Little did he know that Katie is an absolute savage who knows what she wants, and more importantly, what she doesn't want. Better luck next time.
Ah, Modern Romance
They say chivalry is dead and to be completely honest, they're right. Chivalry is dead and it has been dead for a long, long time. It's the deadest thing. Need further proof? Just try being a millennial and dating for, oh, one day. This text is proof.
Sorry, Megan
Ok, so obviously Central Washington University wasn't trying to be a huge jerk on purpose, which makes this screenshot 100 times better. For most people who have a username generated using their last name and the first two letters of their first name, things turn out OK. Megan Finger just isn't one of them.
The 3 Little Savages
Who knew that the three little pigs were this savage? We remember watching this show back in the day not once did we ever notice that they have a picture of their "father" hanging on the wall. Poor guy has been turned into sausage links and his sons are casually playing the piano and singing.
Thanks For The Reality Check
Sometimes we all need a little reality check. We just hope whoever typed up this reality check didn't post it in a room full of little kids. This is a lesson we all need to learn at some point, but please, let the little kids enjoy The Rainbow Fish for a minute!
We're Glad We're Not Steven
So, Steven is definitely a huge jerk for cheating on his wife. But we're glad to see that Emily didn't just brush things under the rug and decided to go full savage in letting him know what the deal was. We would have loved to see the look on his face when he read this.
This Mom Isn't Messing Around
Give a parent a smartphone and you're bound to get some hilarious results. Case in point, this mom, who clearly can't stop making jokes at her son's expense.
These Guys
Alright so, as much as we want to call this guy out for being a jerk, we can't. Sure, he's totally lying to a girl about where he is, but honestly, the picture on the right is so convincing we're just impressed at this point.
What Are Roommates For?
If this isn't one of the most savage things a roommate has done then we don't know what is. Honestly, though, it could be way worse. At least this is more hilarious than it is savage. He should consider himself lucky.
Savage Teacher
By the end of the semester, most teachers are absolutely done. They've spent the last four months putting up with students who are late, despondent, or don't even show up at all. This teacher is clearly not taking anymore slack from his students.
I Feel Personally Attacked
Alright, we bet this guy didn't even have a sweater for the occasion so in a last-minute attempt taped this mirror to his shirt. Honestly, this is probably way better than any of the other ugly Christmas sweaters at the party!
Keeping Hydrated With Student Tears
It's important for teachers to let their students know who the boss is. When you're just one teacher up against 20 to 30 students, you've got to instill a little fear in them...or at the very least, a little humor. Honestly, if more teachers were like this, the world would be a better place.
Yes, Yes They Can
How many times a day do you see an idiotic Facebook post that you have to force yourself to ignore and keep scrolling? Some days it's easier than others...but not for Calen. In just two simple words Calen was able to completely own and confuse Emily all at once.
Even Ellen Isn't Safe
Ellen is up there with the likes of Oprah, Beyonce, and Jesus. But not even Ellen was safe from this little girl's savage remarks. She may be little, but that attitude isn't.
What An Achievement
This teacher is either a straight savage or an angel who just wanted to make sure that every student in her classroom got an award. From the looks of it, she's both. We have to get it to her—this is pretty creative. Even better, maybe Josh got the hint.
This Kid Just Tells It Like It Is
We really, really hope that someone checked this kid's letter before sending it to the retirement home. If not, we hope that whoever received it has an amazing sense of humor. If not...well, we guess their time is almost up anyway.
This Parking Attendant Is Sick Of Your Crap
This college parking attendant apparently lives by the phrase "your lack of planning is not my emergency." And while they're not exactly wrong, this student was clearly hoping for an ounce of pity. They got the opposite.
Just A Reminder
We all need help remembering things from time to time—you know, like how we need to pick up eggs on our way home from work and send the rent check. This girl clearly doesn't want to forge this one important piece of information.
Rick Rolled
Just when you think you're safe from ever being Rick Rolled again, something like this happens. The worst part about this situation is the excitement that would consume you if thought you had happened upon the real answers, only to open the folder and have Rick Astley start singing.
The Man Was Hungry
Breaking up with someone is never easy. It's an anxiety-filled situation that is almost impossible to walk away from feeling good. When the stakes are so high, it's only natural that you'd work up an appetitie that can only be calmed with delicious Cheetos.
