Pictures That Prove The World Is Actually A Dark And Scary Place Filled With Monsters
Have you ever had a really good day be ruined by something so insignificant it's frustrating? Like signing into social media and seeing people flex their stupidity, or turn on the news and feel baffled by what's making headlines? It's disheartening.
Any time we think the world is maybe an OK place, someone has to come along and invent sparkle pills for your poop and ruin it for everyone. These everyday monsters are out here ruining life for the rest of us, and we're officially worried.
He's Guilty And He Knows It
I don't know why people get so worked up over who clogged the toilet. We've all taken poops that were way too big to come out of our bodies. Let's just embrace it.
No One Else Likes Doing This, I Promise
I'm glad the eight-year-old figured it out real quick that this is super strange. Feet are some of the grossest things on the human body. If these kids end up weird, she isn't allowed to wonder why.
Ok, That's Just Rude
Maybe some people like to read while they watch Netflix? If anything, that makes them super sophisticated, so jokes on her, really. She's probably just jealous she can't do both.
We Have Some Questions
For starters, I had no idea there was a market for underground avocados. Secondly, how many avocados make up $300K? Like three or four? Clearly I got into the wrong business.
This Can't Be Real
At this point, the Flat Earth Society is either one of the greatest trolls of all time, or they're just unwilling to change their mind and it makes me question humanity's future.
This Is Disgusting
How did someone ever come across this? That isn't even cereal, those are M&Ms! This post is a sham designed to enrage those of us who are willing to waste our own time thinking too much about it.
I Didn't Even Know This Was Possible
I suppose anything is possible if you believe enough, but something about this doesn't look right. It's like what people thought TVs in the future would like, only they were wrong.
This Is Why We Don't Have Nice Things
Nothing is sacred. Not even the weird, kind of cute baby Yoda creature that even those of us who do not watch Star Wars can't get behind. Why would someone do this?
LIES!
I don't think those words mean what you think they mean. 11:30 am? That barely makes it into brunch territory. You can't tease people like that with all-day delicious breakfast.
This Is Very Upsetting
I get that sushi is one of those things that people either love or they hate, but I think we can all agree that these people did sushi dirty. It does not belong in what looks like old soup.
To Be Fair...It's Taco Bell
This went a totally different direction than I anticipated. I thought for sure they were going to be sharing the wonder of guacamole with someone. But no, just plain old lettuce.
Poor Guy
Although, I would like to point out that the way he's written his little message looks scarily similar to the ransom note a kidnapper would send out. So there's that.
Remember When You Couldn't Delete Facebook Comments?
I think this should be taken as a compliment. Telling someone their unborn baby looks like a crispy lasagna is just another way of telling them that their future baby is beautiful.
Don't Cry!
There is so much cringe in this photo, where do we start? I think we would all like to know how he intends to bring someone's grandma back to life.
OK Then...
Just curious about what exactly this is that BigJB21 wants to be so badly? What are we missing? What don't we know!? It's probably a lot more likely that our friend is just super weird.
What Is The Answer?
This girl probably just broke Tony Hawk. The answer doesn't exist. Why are any of us who we are? Are we even who we are? There is no way of knowing for sure.
What A Rollercoaster Ride
It took me a couple of reads to understand what this person was asking for. I can only hope that the power of social media found him a washermashen, which is similar to a washing machine, or so I've been told.
Never Forget
This is the type of thing that is only going to get more embarrassing the more time passes. Being a teenager is easily the worst years of a normal person's life.
This Bathroom Is Out Of Control
I came to use the washroom, not enter another dimension. Imagine what it looks like with the lights turned on? You'd probably be hypnotized and wake up in the future.
This Seems Excessive
There are a lot of ways that you could prove you have a big mouth. Like not keeping someone's secret, or taking a full bite of a double Big Mac.
Who Is Going To Tell Her?
I know Europe is a whole different world than here, but this is outrageous. Who has never heard of a bidet? Rich people in America have them... oh wait, maybe that's why.
What A Travisty
Ordering from an app is already a gamble because there is no promise that your food is going to get to you before it gets cold, and fully intact, apparently. It's lawless out there, folks.
I Can Hear The Silent Screams
This is the face of a man who thought that this was a good temporary fix for his desire to have grills, only to realize that it is, in fact, a terrible idea.
Does Anyone Learn Science Anymore?
If this guy isn't already, he's totally going to become a flat earther. September 5th probably came and went and when he didn't see the Earth's reflection, he had a lot of his own reflection to do.
This Is Very Upsetting
Imagine putting this pizza together thinking that it was something someone actually wanted? There is no excuse for this. I hope he got free, proper pizza for life. Preferably from somewhere that knows what a pizza is.
Ok, Relax
Just because someone heart reacted to a picture of your boyfriend's dog doesn't mean they're trying to scam on your man. It means that dogs are perfect and deserve all the love we have to give.
Well, Well, Well.
Now we know what Chuck was up to when he was in the washroom all that time allegedly clogging a toilet. He was taking these bad boys out for a spin.
Just, Yuck
Stepping out of the shower onto carpet sounds like it might be a nice feeling, but think of how gross that carpet would get. And think of the person who has to come in after and has no choice but to get their feet wet.
Must Be One Heck Of A Shoe Sale
I'm not going to tell anyone how to live their life, but maybe she wants to get a stroller while she's at the mall, too? Just an idea worth considering.
What On Earth Is This?
Is this what a rich person's man cave looks like? Just a crystal basketball net with candles? It is a good incentive not to miss though, so that's pretty genius.
Well, It's Definitely Not A Plane
So, this is definitely a glitch in the Matrix. I can't decide if it's a bunch of birds or if the dome over the planet cracked over Rome. Whatever it is, hopefully, it passed.
Poor Guy Got Trapped Under The Ice
This fox looks like he was going for a walk in the stream when he got trapped under the ice. From the look on his face, he's less-than-impressed with how this all unfolded.
Those Are Her Bare Feet
This is a multilayered problem. First, she has no shoes on, secondly, she's putting them up on the chairs in front of her, where a small child is sitting! That's just gross on so many levels.
That's A Lot Of Yelling
This guy is yelling at this woman because she's letting her dog poop on the crosswalk while he has places to be! They're both in the wrong here, I think.
Pretty Sure This Isn't What She Meant
When she told her brother that he could eat half the grapes, I'm sure this is not what she meant. In what universe would this be what she meant, really?
The Ultimate Dad Shorts
Not only is this guy wearing the most dad shorts in the universe, but he is also wearing them to his wife's Mother's Day brunch! If that isn't a major power move, I don't know what is.
Tattoos Are Forever
I get that it's on their feet and not a lot of people get to see your bare feet, but people do see them sometimes. So why would you get "Flavortown" tattooed on your toes?
The Worst Kind Of Person
It doesn't matter who the person is you're stealing the cab from, a celebrity or not, you're just the worst. Do you know how hard it is to get a cab?
They Saw An Opportunity
Listen, I'm not saying I would steal a stranger's pizza, but if you leave your windows down and a bunch of pizzas out, don't be surprised if someone snags a piece.
Time To Find A New Dentist
We've all done embarrassing things in our lives, but this one really takes the cake. This is what happens when you think too hard about trying to be normal around people.
Green Really Is Her Color
This woman got pulled over for speeding while having on this full face of Shrek makeup she did in her costume makeup class. Do you think it made them more or less inclined to give her a ticket?
Oh, The College Years
At least the people in this building's group message didn't just leave him there, and they tried to find his friends. Let's hope everyone got to where they needed to be safely.
