Photos That Are Audible Cries For Help
In this day and age, it's the norm to take pictures of literally everything. We take pictures of our successes and also of our not-so-successful moments. Because of this, the internet is now full of pictures of other people's epic fails that you can look at literally any time to feel better about yourself. Instead of posting pictures to flex on the internet, these people are showing the whole world how vulnerable and silly they can be. Do you think these pictures are actually cries for help?
Time To Order Pizza
This has certainly happened to the best of us, so let's not judge too harshly. But sometimes I wonder if people do this on purpose just to have an excuse to order in.
Some people just aren't meant to be cooks, and that is totally okay. We all have our strengths and our weaknesses. This person probably has lots of other talents. Maybe he's actually really good at baseball or knitting or something like that.
What's Worse Than That?
There is no way that that toilet paper should go near anyone's body, let alone their most precious parts after it has touched the floor of a public bathroom. Oh well, I guess they're going to have to drip dry.
That one square of toilet paper in this guy's hand is going to have to do. Maybe the guy in the stall next to him can pass him some toilet paper under the divider wall.
There's Always Next Year
These guys went ahead and made a bunch of mugs to pull a prank on their fellow coworkers at the office, but since everyone is working from home, they're just stuck with a bunch of mugs with their faces on them.
You have to be aware that pranks have the potential to backfire before you commit to an operation like this. I don't know what they're going to do with all of those mugs now.
There Has Got To Be Another Way
Does no one spend time proofreading things anymore? How did no one look at this and think, "Hmm...that's not the message we are trying to send." Then again, maybe we are the twisted ones for reading it that way.
Could they not have said, "We plan to get half of the homeless people in the UK off the streets by 2025?" That just seems a lot less violent. Nobody gets cut in half that way.
Irony At Its Finest
Do you know what you could use in the fastener aisle? A sign that stays fastened. I don't know about you, but I would be wary of buying fasteners from these people!
Maybe this sign needs a fastener to help it stay in place better. There are so many different kinds of fasteners to choose from... tape, glue, buttons, snaps, paper clips, staples... There really is no excuse for this sign to be left hanging like this.
She Did Do What She Was Asked
It just takes kids a little bit of time not to take things so literally. We forget that those are the abstract concepts that come later in life. She did a good job!
Why would this mom ask for a small tissue though? Don't tissues come in standard sizes? She could have just asked for a tissue to make things a bit simpler for her kid. Well, at least she got this adorable photo out of it.
Are Puzzles Even Fun?
Puzzles are one of those things that people pick up or give as gifts because they seem like such a relaxing and wholesome thing to do, but in reality, they are just, at times, frustrating.
This person found a new way to do puzzles. That looks like a horse, right? We think it's close enough. You don't need to actually click all of the pieces into place. This is how abstract artists do jigsaw puzzles.
It Must Be Raining Pretty Hard
The most ridiculous thing about this is not that there is rain coming in through the ceiling, but that there are people in there just eating their meals like nothing is happening.
Maybe as much rain as there is inside, there is even more rain outside. Although, I would probably still brave the outdoor rain for a minute so I could run to another, dryer building. That roof can't be structurally sound with all of that water coming through it.
At Least He's Committed To Being Clean
Not sure what would make a person think that this was a good idea, but it does take one of every person to make the world go around. When the employee manual said "wash up," I'm sure this isn't what they had in mind.
I don't know if this employee is being extra gross or extra clean. I'm sure that dirtier things have been in that sink. It is a Wendy's after all. Sorry Wendy's, but you know it's true.
Read Faster, Maybe?
To be fair, this person is not eating alone, he's eating with whoever is taking this picture of him to laugh at later. If you ask me, that's the start of a solid friendship.
You also wouldn't see a person reading this book if they actually had people to sit and eat with. It's not that the book isn't working, it's just that he hasn't finished it yet. After he's done he'll have friends all around him.
Happy Birthday To Her
Just in case you were wondering, that is, in fact, one slice of banana with a candle on top. This person went to a fancy restaurant for her birthday and told them she was vegan. This was their special birthday treat for her.
I bet she can't even eat the chocolate sauce on the plate. She probably should have gone to a vegan restaurant if she actually wanted to eat a slice of cake on her birthday.
...Did She Get Ghosted?
I'm sure she's very sad that her relationship with the ghost pirate is over. We can only imagine how difficult a time this must be for her, but it does beg the question: is this person OK?
I mean, you shouldn't stay in an unhealthy relationship just to maintain the status quo. We're glad she got out of the marriage if it wasn't working for her. Although we can't help but think that this pairing was probably doomed from the start.
It Isn't Bad Advice
At a certain point, you should just listen to your mother's advice, because you never know when she's just going to be dropping some wisdom on you like this. She does always know best.
You might be feeling kind of bad now, but have you tried loading your body with potassium and vitamin D by eating a banana under the warm sun? That's probably all your body really needs at the moment. Have you ever seen a sad monkey out in the wild? I didn't think so.
That's OK, We Don't Need A Cone
It isn't that having just ice cream is a problem, it's that it is going to be very difficult to eat in a cone shape without anything to hold onto.
Do you think that there was some sort of malfunction at the factory and this treat was supposed to have a cone, or does this company make all of their ice cream cones coneless? Either way, this person will probably get an ice cream sandwich next time.
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk
It isn't so much that the milk was spilled in this situation, it's the huge task of cleaning it up that feels so unfair and daunting. Better start before it starts to smell!
I mean, she really only has herself to blame. Nobody else spilled that milk for her. She did it all on her own. Now she has to clean it up all on her own. Her coworkers are busy making a bunch of drink orders.
Joke's On All Of Us Who Went To School
Honestly, how is this even a thing? It feels like getting your degree from a college or university is the new high school diploma. Why don't people pay what someone's experience is worth?!
In a lot of places around the world, $15.29 per hour isn't even minimum wage. Why can't this country get it together? What's the point of getting a Master's degree if you're still going to get paid as much as a McDonald's employee?
That Is The Worst Advertising Ever
It isn't even grammatically correct. I will give them this, though: no one is going to forget seeing this truck, and it's going to be snapchatted all over the place, so I guess mission accomplished?
I mean, I guess the original "got milk" slogan didn't make much sense either and we all went along with that for several years. Why should pianos be any different? On second thought, we totally stand behind this truck (figuratively of course).
Those Are Some Red Knees
This is what all the adults who made fun of children wearing pants with holes in them were worried about. It wasn't because they looked dumb, they were worried about your safety.
If you're going to wear jeans that are ripped at the knees, at least put some sunscreen on your knees. You don't want to end up like ol' redkneees over here. She's going to be rubbing aloe vera on those puppies for weeks.
Does That Mean It's Working?
I'm sure when this book was created, the idea was not to use it as an alternative, but rather to teach us that biting in general is frowned upon. But, I think we can still count this as a win.
Maybe the book should have been more specific by mentioning that teeth are not for biting humans. You can still use your teeth to bite your food. Don't bite books either, though. Teeth aren't for biting books.
An Emergency Bookmark
This still might be better than folding down the sides of the pages like a crazy person? Just kidding, the book gets ruined either way. Why don't people buy bookmarks anymore?
Also, what a colossal waste of a perfectly good taco. We're not sure what the worse crime is here, ruining a library book with a taco or ruining a taco with a library book. This whole situation is doubly offensive. It probably smells pretty gross too.
Better Late Than Never
Do you think that things worked out between them? This gives hope to all those people who were ghosted, that someday he might get back to you. Who knows? Maybe you just left him speechless.
I wonder if this guy actually managed to find somebody else to love him in those five years. Stranger things have happened. Imagine telling your past self from five years ago where you are now. They probably wouldn't believe you.
Should They Tell Him?
He asked someone in his family for help with his fade, and they somehow missed? They just went right for the middle of his head, which is a look, but not a great one.
This can be salvaged, but only by a professional barber who has experience using clippers and fixing mistakes like this. Oh, all barbershops are closed right now because of a global pandemic? Okay, I guess he'll just have to wait until this patch grows back.
That's A Power Move
It is hard to say whether or not the sandwich lady really likes him, but either way, there is enough meat and spinach on that bad boy for two lunches.
How is this guy even supposed to get his mouth around that thing? It seems like an impossible challenge. He might have to get himself another bagel and separate out some of the turkey salad onto that. There's no way that he can eat all of this in one sitting.
Wow...Looks So Real
We've all done our fair share of crazy things to try and get out of work, but this is insane. Just stick to the "food poisoning" or "bad cough" lies that the rest of us use.
That nail is clearly just photoshopped onto the tire. It doesn't even look real. Does this person think that her boss is stupid? Just be honest if you need a day off. Take a sick day or use your vacation time.
Sounds Like Quite The Argument
What else is there to do in this situation but to eventually give in? The lady at the shop obviously wasn't going to back down. Maybe in her heart, she really does believe it's green tea.
Maybe there is the tiniest bit of green tea in there? I do think that a cup of milk is actually more expensive than a green tea, so I don't know what her motivation was for deceiving a customer like this.
It's A Fair Question
You probably don't want to lead with it, but it is a fair question to ask before going out to meet someone you don't really know. So much for not hanging out with strangers. Sorry, Mom and Dad.
I don't know why this person had to specify "recently" though. I would want to know if the person I'm talking to had killed someone ever in the recent or distant past. Timing really doesn't make much of a difference.
Hurray For Online Meetings
So, their boss accidentally turned herself into a potato during a video chat and couldn't figure out how to turn it off, so she did the whole chat like that. Her face literally says it all.
Well, at least this mishap made the work meeting a bit more interesting. Those Zoom meetings can get rather tedious after a while. Sometimes you need a human potato to spice it up. Although, I wouldn't be able to pay attention to anything coming out of that potato's mouth.
For Some People, It Might Be
While Frozen II isn't actually a horror movie, there are some people in the world who would find the idea of sitting through it a very scary thought. To each their own, I suppose.
It does get rather horrifying when your kids insist on watching it for the fifty-fourth time. It's also horrifying when you know every word to every song in the entire movie because of how many times you've heard it playing in the background while you were making your kids cheese omelets that you knew they would refuse to eat. Too real?
What Does This Even Mean?
Are we supposed to believe that she's on her way to a bathroom? Is it just because they need a men's and women's sign and this is a woman? Where are the clever bathroom names that chain restaurants have?
Also, why is that steering wheel so big? Maybe it's not actually a steering wheel. Or maybe this is a case of forced perspective. We may never know the truth, but we do know that this is too chaotic for our liking.
Is That What We're Calling It?
Minnesota after 12 inches of rain in 2019. Whoever sealed that door deserves major kudos, because if this were at my place, you'd need more than a few towels at the bottom to staunch the flow. I'd probably just be living in scuba gear at that point.
this does look pretty cool, but that's because this isn't my house, and even if it were, I have a really good home insurance plan. It becomes a little less cool if you know you have to pay for the damages.
That Looks Uncomfortable
Imagine living in a place like Norway and being allergic to the cold. Like, allergic to the point that your face gets swollen and it's literally the worst feeling ever?
This girl looks like she aged thirty years between these two photos even though they were taken on the same day. Her face just gets really puffy and weird when it's exposed to low temperatures. Well, good luck with that very strange and probably annoying disorder.
It Looks The Same?
A good hairdresser is hard to find. This woman's haircut is proof of that. The colors aren't even the same. I bet she was too nice to tell the person she hated it.
Did this hairdresser even go to school to learn how to cut hair, because it looks like he just saw this picture and tried to wing it. I feel like I could have done a better job and I've never cut hair in my life.
Talk About The VIP
What kind of place has a kid's table in the bathroom? Kids are already dirty as it is, so the last thing we need is for them to be left alone in a bathroom with some food.
He's way too close to those urinals for my liking. Maybe the restaurant was full or something. Still, that's no excuse. I get that kids can be rowdy sometimes but that doesn't mean that you can put them where people poop.
What A Classic Cat Move
Leave it to a cat to walk all over the brownies when they were still warm enough that the cat walking all over them would leave little tiny footprints all over it.
Of all the places that this cat could have walked, he chose to walk right through the brownies. It's almost like he did it on purpose just to make his owners mad. If he can't have brownies, then nobody can. It's only fair.
Thank You...But Not What I Meant
When this person asked their friend to cut the bagel in half for them, this is probably not what they meant, even though it isn't technically wrong...how do you put cream cheese on that?
Luckily, there is an easy fix. You just have to cut the bagel in half again, but lengthways this time. Then you get four equal pieces that are ready for some cream cheese. Just don't ask dumb people to cut your food for you in the future.
Must Be Windy There
This is what happens when you build a new statue but don't take into account how blustery it gets in that place. That poor dino needs a good chiropractor now or something.
If you're going to build a tall, heavy statue like this, you have to make sure that it's structurally sound. We're just glad that nobody was standing under this thing when it fell over. That could have been really, really bad. Design really does matter.
It's A Mistake Any Of Us Could Make
Painting a room is always so exciting, but that can mean that you get a bit ahead of yourself. Like this woman did when she moved her ladder forgetting that the paint was on the top.
Of course, the paint then fell off the ladder and ended up all over her head. You expect to get messy when you paint a room, but you never expect to get this messy. Well, she won't make this mistake again.
She's Going To Need To Replace Those
Nothing says "this is going to be the worst day ever" like dropping all your freshly cleaned makeup tools into freshly-used litter. How do these things even happen? Was this person cursed?
I don't know if those brushes are even worth saving. At this point, this person is better off throwing them all away and investing in some new makeup tools. I just can't imagine putting those things anywhere near my face after seeing this picture.
That's The Face Of Regret
Let's hope that it was someone that he knew well enough that they could laugh it off later. But, let's be honest, rarely are we lucky enough to escape an embarrassing situation like that.
The girl in this story is probably going to forget that this ever happened in a couple of weeks, but this guy is going to replay this moment in his head when he's trying to fall asleep for the next fifty years.
Let's Just Make A Bad Day Worse
A gloomy, rainy day is already kind of a bummer, but you add some wind and a bad umbrella, and you might as well just write the whole day off already.
Now this guy has to get a new umbrella, and he has to be cold and wet until he can find one. Sometimes you're better off just staying home. Your flimsy umbrella can't fly away if you never take it out of the house.
