People Who Were Put On This Planet Just To Annoy Others
Not everyone that you meet in your life is going to be a delight or bring joy to your life. You're going to meet some people who do or say things that make you think they must have been put on this Earth just to annoy you, and you just have to deal with that.
There's a number of different ways that you can deal with an infuriating person, one of which includes shaming them on the internet.
Why Not Just Take The Whole Cake?
Rather than going to the trouble and effort it would've taken to scrape all the frosting off the cake that was sitting in the break room, why not just take it and make a run for it?
Save The Money, Stay Home
Why would anyone go to the effort of paying for an overpriced ticket just to sit in a darkened theater with 50 other people so they could watch Netflix on their phone?
You Wanted To Spice Up Your Cooking
Next time you think about eating your roommate's leftovers when you get home late from work and don't want to cook, think again, or suffer the consequences of him loosening the pepper shaker lid before you use it.
A Literal Accident Waiting To Happen
The phrase "accident waiting to happen" exists solely for this mother who insists on storing her kitchen knives with the blade side facing up rather than blade-down like every other person on earth.
He Clearly Doesn't Recycle, Either
So not only is this person incapable of finishing a bottle of Coca Cola in one sitting, but they're also incapable of recycling the bottle when they're done. They don't even have the energy to throw it out.
Do You Live With The Hulk?
Have you ever tried to roll a cardboard box, even a thing one like a cereal box? With the amount of conscious effort this would take, there's no way this person didn't know that they were doing something wrong.
"It's empty"
Your wife tried to throw out this jar of peanut butter, but clearly, you need to throw out the whole wife, because any person who thinks this counts as "empty" is clearly not someone you want in your house.
They Must Really Hate You
Of all of the downright underhanded and devious things your siblings might have done to you over the years, eating the carton until it's practically empty but has enough left to trick you into opening it is in the top five worst.
This Isn't Going To End Well
If you're looking for a way to permanently scar your child for life and condemn yourself to years of having to check under the bed for monsters before she'll go to sleep, this is the way to do it.
Do You Thrive Off Chaos?
In what world did the person who was installing the doors of this bathroom finish the job, step back to look at his finished work, and think to himself "that looks perfect"?
Your Peanut Butter Privileges Are Revoked
If you're not going to treat the communal jar of peanut butter with the respect it deserves, you don't get to use the jar at all.
Good Luck Cleaning This Up
You may not have thought it was that big of a deal that you were 20 minutes late (okay fine, 40 minutes late) to pick your son up from soccer practice, but clearly he thought it was a big deal, and this is his retaliation.
On The Outside Looking In
You thought that your neighbors were bad, but at least yours didn't build a deck and set up lawn chairs that face directly into your house so they can look in while enjoying their morning coffee.
One Is Worse Than The Other
In this situation, we're not sure if the person who parked in the middle of two spots or the person who surrounded their car with shopping carts is more in the wrong, but it certainly seems like we know who started the fight.
So Close, Yet So Far Off Base
You had all the tools in front of you that you needed to make this the most pleasing arrangement possible, yet you chose to opt for chaos because you're the real villain.
This Just Ain't Right
It's important not to judge a book by its cover, especially when it's literal strangers in public that you know nothing about, but this person's laptop tells us everything we need to know about them.
Might As Well Set Your Paycheck On Fire
Next time you try to tell your sister that you're going to stop spending your money on online shopping purchases, make sure you don't send the packages to your actual house.
You Ruined A Perfectly Good $40,000 Piece Of Paper
Maybe the mailman is actually illiterate or is jealous of the fact that you recently graduated whereas he's in the process of paying to put all of his kids through college, so he bent your degree out of spite.
It's Just One Push Of A Button
So who wants to be the one to tell this person's family that you actually don't need to wrap up the tape measurer with an elastic band, thanks to that giant metal holder attached to the tape?
What Did You Do To Deserve This?
They might know what you did, and we're curious to find out, but we're more curious to find out what kind of monster you're living with who would carve a message into your banana...
This Was Just To Spite You
Imagine thinking that your brother was being nice and bringing you a lovely, refreshing summer snack, only to discover he had dedicated his time to eating almost all of it already.
You Donut Want To Eat That
Revenge is a dish best served cold, or in this case, it's best served with a side of a dijon mustard. If you're going to be the person who steals food from the office fridge, be prepared for retaliation.
Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?
If you ever come across someone who intentionally cuts books in half, you need to leave immediately. Don't wait for the explanation, just get out of there, because you're among evil at that moment.
It Says "Free" Right On It
If you're going to go to the effort of breaking into a vending machine in a public place, at least break into one that was providing something you had to pay for. They were giving these away for free!
Thanks, USPS
This person either seriously annoyed someone at the United States Postal Service, or USPS forgot that the front flap of the mailbox isn't as wide as the back. Regardless, you're not getting that package out anytime soon.
So You're Dating A Monster
A small jagged rip in the bag is hard enough to manage, but this? This rip is just going to get bigger, until one morning you open the box to find loose, stale cereal.
You Nailed This One
No, seriously, you nailed this monitor to the wall? When they asked you to secure it to the wall, no one was intending for you to drill a nail through the brand new screen.
By All Means, Take A Load Off
The line for the deli counter might be long, and you're tired of standing on that hard concrete floor, but sitting on all of the fresh buns is not your solution, ma'am.
Only One Of Them Is Laughing
If this picture had been taken just a couple of seconds later, we're pretty sure no one would be smiling. It's all fun and games until someone lets go of the hammer.
The Incident Will Live On In Infamy
Everyone knows that there are certain things you should avoid microwaving at work so you don't make the whole office smell, and if you're not sure if you should microwave it at the office, err on the side of caution.
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Just because you don't like to eat the crust of the pie does not mean you have the right to ruin everyone else's piece of the pie. Next time you'll end up with nothing unless you smarten up.
You Don't Expect Anyone To Use These, Right?
What population are you trying to serve by putting these chairs in positions like this and making them immovable? You might as well call it an art installation at this point.
There's Only One Way To Eat This Gum, And This Ain't It
First of all, that would be so much gum to be chewing at once. You didn't need to take that big of a piece, and you certainly didn't need to take it like that.
Better To Call Ahead
This feels more like the bell schedule of a high school than actual business hours. If you expect customers to ever show up during working hours, you might need to be less specific.
How Many Dispensers Does One Bathroom Need?
So, not only do we have five paper towel dispensers despite the fact that there are only three sinks, but we have five paper towel dispensers strewn about in no particular arrangement. Great, excellent job.
You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself
Nobody likes the person who uses the sugar spoon to stir their coffee or tea and then puts the spoon back in the jar. If you are that person, we don't like you.
You Don't Deserve A Break
Rather than having a break while having a Kit Kat, this woman gave her husband a mental breakdown when he saw her for what she really is: an absolute savage who doesn't know the proper way to eat a chocolate bar.
How Can She Think This Is Right?
In what world could someone's screen protector look like this woman's, and they think "yep, this seems right"? You can't even fully read the screen thanks to all those bubbles!
Your Cake Cutting Privileges Are Revoked
Just like you're supposed to color inside the lines, you're also supposed to cut inside the lines. If you were allowed to slice and dice up the cake however you want they wouldn't have put the lines on it.
Time To Get The Scissors
I refuse to believe that anyone could have so much hair that they didn't realize it could possibly be affecting the person seated behind them on the plane. She had to have known.
Way To Prove A Point
The people who were making these fortune cookies either really appreciate a joke and know how to commit to it, or they have no concept of irony. Either way, we're annoyed.
For The Person Who Never Wants To Find A File Again
What's the point in even saving things to the desktop if it's just going to disappear into the sea of icons? There's no way that this is a functional method of storage.
You Were So Close To Success
Clearly, whoever was installing the tile floor in this bathroom woke up that day and chose violence. Every customer that ever walks into that room will now be faced with this misplaced tile pattern.
Living With A Monster
If you discovered that your son thought this was an acceptable state to leave his toothpaste tube in every morning, it would be hard not to think that you failed as a parent.
This Is Anarchy
This person appreciated that their housemate took the time to clean up the front hall and organize the shoes. The problem is they also learned their housemate is a psychopath who thinks it's not necessary to match shoes up into pairs.
His Wife "Changed" The Roll
If our wife did this, we might be looking to change spouses rather than toilet paper rolls. How hard is it to swap it out?! It would have only taken a few extra seconds.
Feeling A Little Salty About This One
What's the point of putting individually wrapped packages of salt and pepper inside the glass shakers? You either pick shakers, or you go for the packets. You don't choose both.
A Messy Board Leads To A Messy Mind
Maybe the reason that all of his students keep failing the math lessons is that he refuses to fully erase the chalkboard before starting a new lesson. They're all too busy dealing with their rage to learn about quadratic functions.
It's Nice They Let A Blind Electrician Do The Work
We would ask whoever took this photo of the misaligned chandelier to tell us what restaurant it was hanging in so that we can never go there. How can anyone focus on their meal with that looming over their head?
One Size Does Not Fit All
This person purchased new shoes for themselves and naturally, as one does, they threaded in the new laces that came with said shoes. For some reason, though, the manufacturer felt the need to make the shoelaces significantly longer than they needed to be.
