People Who Are Just The Absolute Worst And There’s No Getting Around It
Evil is pervasive in our world, and it comes in many forms. There are slow walkers, loud chewers, people who don't know what deodorant is... the list is endless. I like to believe that most people's transgressions are a result of their lack of awareness. They simply know not what they do.
This article is not about those people though. This article about lawless psychopaths who know exactly what they are doing to ruin the people around them. Here are a bunch of people who just want to watch the world burn.
This Is Worse Than If It Was Just Thrown Out
This person is a sociopath with no regard for societal well-being.
No sane person would ever eat the best part of the Oreo and then have the audacity to leave the empty cookie carcasses in the packaging.
The Only Entity This Person Serves Is Satan
I'll be the first to admit that I've had coworkers in the past who rubbed me the wrong way, but you have to be next level angry to pee in the kettle.
At least urine is sterile.
Someone Call Child Protective Services
We are gathered here to celebrate the life of little Timmy, who passed away far too young when he was absolutely destroyed by this Uno hand.
May he rest in peace.
"Can You Save Me A Little Bit Of Everything From Dinner?"
Holidays are a time for us to gather with the ones we love, share a hearty meal, and do everything we can to ruin the happiness of our siblings.
Nothing like family, right?
...He Doesn't Live In Cleveland
This Milwaukee resident lives near the airport, so he painted this sign on his roof to confuse and frighten incoming flight passengers and also make flight attendants' lives an absolute hell-scape.
After one too many in flight drinks he would've gotten me.
We've All Been There Before
The thing is, the amount of time it took to find a marker and write this is probably the same as it would be to replace the roll or alert someone who could.
This person just wanted to rub salt in someone's wound.
First Of All: How?
Some parents have to worry about their kids watching inappropriate movies or throwing parties when they leave them home alone.
But these ones just have a son who sets up an evil trap for them to deal with.
Level 20 Trolling
If I had to put this person on an alignment chart, they are definitely neutral evil.
They knew exactly what they were doing and probably cackled while thinking about how disappointed the next person to want ice cream would feel.
Well, I'm Sure It Worked
There are several types of evil you're going to encounter at a concert: the person who spills their drink on your shoe, the rampant farter in the crowd, the 6'5" guy who blocks your view, and apparently this demon.
Clearly not a people person.
I Am Disgusted By This Slicing Job
There are a couple of ways to cut a cake and this is NONE of them.
Not only did the criminal who cut this disrespect every other person to eat it, but they disrespected the cake itself.
I Get It, I'm A Waste Of Human Existence!
One of the things that many people struggle with while aging is the notion that they haven't accomplished anything in life.
This person has the extra burden of people who love to remind them of that.
Jim Halpern, Is That You?
This guy showed up early to work just to put this sign on the new coffee maker and watch his coworkers try to talk to it.
Brilliant, but so, so evil.
These Hose Ain't Loyal
Oh, childhood naïvety and innocence: it's so precious and so fragile.
Seconds after this photo was snapped, little Timmy learned what it meant to lose faith in others, and he never trusted anyone again.
Not The 50% Of Necessary Parts I Wanted
Getting gifts from siblings rarely goes well, but this girl's brother is a little jerk.
This is giving me flashbacks to when my brother bought me a DVD copy of The Dark Knight because he wanted to watch it.
Cue Childhood Trauma In Three, Two, One...
Halloween mask and fake hand glove: $15. Bed frame with enough space for a person to hide under: $500.
Several years of therapy: $10,000. Childhood trauma and the inability to ever sleep restfully again: priceless.
"All I Want For Christmas Is A Pair of Beats Headphones"
Imagine waking up on Christmas morning, excited because you're expecting to get a pair of Beats by Dre, and instead getting Beets by Trolling Parents Who Revel In Your Misery And Disappointment.
But when life gives you beets...
I Have A Feeling The Eye Pad Might Come In Handy Soon
This is an epic tease gift. I mean, they even used the product box.
Well, I have a feeling this troll gift-giver might need that eye pad after they catch the hands of the recipient.
The Source Of This Person's Trust Issues
Imagine how much time it took for the person who did this to carefully and painstakingly carve out this slice, just a few small chunks of watermelon at a time, to make sure the outside remained intact.
I would hate to watch this happen.
This Should Be Illegal
These feet honestly might as well have came straight from my worst nightmares.
If I saw these poking out from underneath my seat, I would probably stomp on them.
The Opposite Of A Warm Welcome
This guy just wanted to get home and see his family after a long time away, and his brother decided to ruin things the second he stepped off the plane.
Next time, ask mom for the pickup.
It Will Be Fun, We Swear Sis
You know, I used to do this with my Sims, and I'd leave them in the door-less chamber until they died of hunger or dehydration.
I hope these girls didn't do the same in real life.
Which One Is My Lunch For Work?
Picture this: you woke up late because you snoozed your alarm too many times. After scrambling to look presentable, you run downstairs to grab your lunch and go, only to see this.
You take an educated guess and grab what you think is the right item. You find out it's mustard when you reach work.
This Woman Is A Threat To Society And Must Be Stopped
This may have been different if it was an empty train car at midnight, but taking up three seats during a busy commuting time and taking off your shoes should be a capital sentence level crime.
That book better be good, that's all I'm saying.
This Guy's Roommates Who Did This The Day He Had An Interview
The job market is hard enough without having to show up to an interview with a U-Lock on your neck, trying to explain that your man-children roommates think this is the epitome of comedy.
He could probably rock it.
An Impulsive Decision
This dude asked his mom for advice on what tattoo to get, and he just ended up tattooing her response on his body.
Honestly, I can't decide if this is just straight up stupid or kind of poetic.
Up To No Good
This poor little boy was probably SO confused as to why the cashier just wanted to make him suffer.
I feel like seeing total panic in young children's eyes is one of the only things that keep him going at this point.
This Painter Just Wants To Create Mass Panic
Marlin Peterson created this extremely 3-D looking painting of massive spiders on top of this rooftop for what I must assume are evil motives.
Every drone flyer will lose their minds.
Please Just Didgeri-Don't
Here is a conclusive list of the times that I would like someone to block the subway train doors and half the car with their giant collapsable didgeridoo while simultaneously playing the drums:
Nothing.
The Next People To Redo The Carpet Will Have Heart Attacks
This prank is one of the evilest things I have ever seen, and if I was to try to renovate my future home and saw this under the carpet, I would straight up set the house on fire.
Totally not funny.
Whoever Decided To Make This Ice Cream
Most ice cream flavors just make sense. There are just some flavors that should be turned into a cold cream desert.
Corn just is not one, but this sicko made it anyway.
Friends That Won't Let You Just Enjoy The Holiday
This guy's friends all coordinated to dress up like him in his Twitter profile picture so that he'd show up to a party of people mocking him.
So perfectly funny and cruel.
The Barista Knew What He Meant
This barista is definitely sick of her job, so when Bryan explained how to spell his name, she decided she did not care and mocked his spelling.
Big Troll Energy.
"I Swear, Something Must Be Wrong With The Scale!"
I just know the moment she figured out why her weight was reading so high, she was furious.
Guess who probably got the silent treatment for the rest of the day.
He Shoots, He Scores
"Another arrow to the house from a neighbor." That implies that there were many arrows before that one.
It seems like a bad prank or pastime because windows are not cheap to replace.
Skipping The Line
Is there anything worse than people hoping to skip queues by standing like this and trying to slip in?
No, ma'am, I've wasted 15 minutes of my life standing here to earn my way in and you need to too.
Comfort Comes First
These girls are taking up two seats each while other people have to stand so they can be more comfortable when they could just as easily sit right beside each other.
This isn't the highschool hallway ladies.
Parking Outside The Lines Is...More Fun?
"I pay $125 a month to park in my parking spot. I'm 111B. This is my neighbor."
And the worst neighbor of the year award goes to... this person who couldn't take another minute to park between the lines so other cars can fit too.
That's Just Lazy
There was a trash can literally four feet away from where the cup and plate were left.
In fact, it was probably more work for them to lean down to put those there then to throw them out while still sitting in the trash can right beside them!
Why Not Just Ask For A Bag
This person is just casually throwing pistachio shells on the floor of an airplane when they could just as easily ask for an empty bag to throw them in and not make the airline hosts hate their lives.
They should just had them a vacuum to clean it up themselves.
An Uncomfortable Seat
This lady is resting on the apples at Walmart... Is that even comfortable?
I understand that she must have trouble walking and grocery stores should invest in benches for those who can't walk for long, but who wants butt stains all over their apples?
That's Just Gross
How do feet even get that dirty before hopping on a plane?
And if you can clearly see that they're black with dirt why would you expose them to other people so intimately?!
Seemed Like A Good Parking Spot
Apparently, this person saw nothing wrong with parking in a weird angle completely blocking the pathway to the hospital helicopter.
Now there's no way around to bring the stretcher in.
A Waste Of Popcorn
There's so much popcorn on the floor that I can't help but wonder: did they even eat any of it or play some weird game of tossing the popcorn around DURING the movie?
Looks like the latter.
