Times Things Didn’t Really Go As Planned

In life, there are going to be moments that work out well and then there are going to be moments that don't work out so well. Unfortunately, those moments that work out the best seem to be the ones that are easily forgotten, and we quickly become the sum total of all our mistakes.

That's really bleak, but that's about where I'm at right now. Do you know what I mean?

How Very Generous Of Them

a sign saying that they will be getting a snack at work today and it ends up being a banana
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Bass_Buny
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Bass_Buny

Having snacks provided to you while you are working is such a nice gesture.

It would be even nicer if it was an actual snack and not just a banana.

ADVERTISEMENT

It Looks Worse Than It Is

ADVERTISEMENT
someone fell asleep in a pile of chocolate chips
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Kthurkmz
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Kthurkmz
ADVERTISEMENT

We have all brought snacks to bed that we should not have brought to bed, and it always results in a disaster.

ADVERTISEMENT

Luckily for us, not many of them have made it look like we have baby poop on us.

ADVERTISEMENT

Vacation Memories At Their Finest

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone took a trip to Mount Rushmore and it was really foggy and they couldn't see anything
Photo Credit: Reddit / parkourgamer
Photo Credit: Reddit / parkourgamer
ADVERTISEMENT

This person drove all the way to Mount Rushmore and was excited to see the mountain, but when they drove up, they just saw a huge patch of fog.

ADVERTISEMENT

At least it will be a trip they never forget.

ADVERTISEMENT

That Puppy Looks So Sad

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
Tweet: Congratulations especially to the little girl in her stroller this morning who pointed to my dog and proudly announced
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Kristen_Arnett
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Kristen_Arnett
ADVERTISEMENT

How come little kids are so mean!

ADVERTISEMENT

That poor puppy doesn't look anything like a little piggy, and that dog now is going to be thinking about that for the rest of the week at least.

ADVERTISEMENT

No Wonder It's On Sale

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
A say that is supposed to say
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LibraryTech415
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LibraryTech415
ADVERTISEMENT

It always makes me laugh when we see signs like this.

ADVERTISEMENT

It probably seemed like such a good idea at the time but then ended up terrible in actual practice.

ADVERTISEMENT

We've All Been Here

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone sharing a picture of their room after an hour of cleaning and it looks bad
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Struggle_Tweet
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Struggle_Tweet
ADVERTISEMENT

There is nothing like trying to get into the mood to clean and just not be feeling it at all.

ADVERTISEMENT

You somehow end up making a bigger mess than you had originally started with.

ADVERTISEMENT

She Has Just Given Up

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
woman crying on the floor while a cat licks up all the pasta sauce that was just spilled
Photo Credit: Reddit / spklovestheusa
Photo Credit: Reddit / spklovestheusa
ADVERTISEMENT

That is the look of a woman who has given up on her pasta sauce, she's given up on her cat being respectful.

ADVERTISEMENT

She longer wants anything to do with cooking.

ADVERTISEMENT

Because That Baby Totally Dressed Themselves

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
woman pretending that her and her newborn get up everyday and accidentally wear the same thing
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kristlatham
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kristlatham
ADVERTISEMENT

I get that she's trying to be cute and everything, but no one in the world is going to look at that and think that it's unintentional because it's a baby!!

ADVERTISEMENT

They don't pick their outfits.

ADVERTISEMENT

Way To Give Your Mom A Heart Attack

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
kid making Halloween decorations in the house, scaring the mom
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LibyaLiberty
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LibyaLiberty
ADVERTISEMENT

When Mom told her kids that they can get all dressed up and decorate for Halloween, she didn't think that they were going to go so far as to make a body out of garbage bags.

ADVERTISEMENT

How did they know to do that?

ADVERTISEMENT

Isn't That Typical

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a computer updating right before a presentation
Photo Credit: Reddit / EE_Tim
Photo Credit: Reddit / EE_Tim
ADVERTISEMENT

This person, foolishly, decided that they were going to do an update on their computer right before they were going to give a presentation.

ADVERTISEMENT

There is no way it's going to stop updating.

ADVERTISEMENT

Cooking Is Hard, OK?

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone cooking a stir fry but left the sticker on a pepper
Photo Credit: Twitter / @GianmarcoSoresi
Photo Credit: Twitter / @GianmarcoSoresi
ADVERTISEMENT

This person posted on social media talking about how proud they were of themselves for finally getting into cooking.

ADVERTISEMENT

Thankfully, Twitter told them all about the sticker still on their pepper.

ADVERTISEMENT

Not The Look They Were Going For

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
Tweet: Really just spent two minutes like
Photo Credit: Twitter / @the_blueprint
Photo Credit: Twitter / @the_blueprint
ADVERTISEMENT

I'm sure when they put this sticker on their truck, they didn't think that they were going to be giving people questions about tuna and being ashamed of it.

ADVERTISEMENT

It backfired a bit.

ADVERTISEMENT

Are Bunnies And Cats The Same?

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone bought an expensive bed for their bunny and they just want to sleep in the dust pan
Photo Credit: Twitter / @FuriousPiles
Photo Credit: Twitter / @FuriousPiles
ADVERTISEMENT

This is such a cat move, you don't expect this from your other pets.

ADVERTISEMENT

But look at this little jerk sleeping in a dustpan when they have a perfectly nice bed bought for them.

ADVERTISEMENT

How Does Something Like This Even Happen?

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
people ordered a nice gin glass for someone's birthday and they inscribed the delivery instructions on the glass
Photo Credit: Twitter / @WrongJill
Photo Credit: Twitter / @WrongJill
ADVERTISEMENT

How did the people who work at this company look at those delivery instructions and think "Wow, what a nice sentiment" and carve it onto the glass?

ADVERTISEMENT

Think it through.

ADVERTISEMENT

It Just Happens Like That Sometimes

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone blocked a person they were on a date with while they were still out
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kaiteasley
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kaiteasley
ADVERTISEMENT

We've all had terrible dates in our lives, and it's honestly gotten to the point where we should maybe stop expecting them to go well.

ADVERTISEMENT

We just end up being disappointed.

ADVERTISEMENT

Never Trust A Monkey

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a woman taking a picture with a monkey that comes for her
Photo Credit: Reddit / ThatGuy1331
Photo Credit: Reddit / ThatGuy1331
ADVERTISEMENT

You might think that taking a selfie with a monkey is a cute and fun idea, but it never is.

ADVERTISEMENT

They're sneaky and you'll think they're going to behave, but they will always start pulling hair.

ADVERTISEMENT

It's Not Worth The Selfie

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a seagull eating a lobster roll
Photo Credit: Twitter / @RulingSports
Photo Credit: Twitter / @RulingSports
ADVERTISEMENT

Have people not had the internet long enough now to know this?

ADVERTISEMENT

If you hold out pictures of your food to take a picture, a seagull is going to swoop in and steal it.

ADVERTISEMENT

That's The Understatement Of The Year

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a planner that says,
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AmyAbroad
Photo Credit: Twitter / @AmyAbroad
ADVERTISEMENT

Those planners shouldn't just be put on clearance, they should be rounded up and burned.

ADVERTISEMENT

2020 was not the best year ever, and it was never going to be.

ADVERTISEMENT

She Is Technically Correct

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
kid brining their mom a very small tissue
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_senz_y
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_senz_y
ADVERTISEMENT

Mom asked her to bring a tiny tissue and she did what she was told.

ADVERTISEMENT

It isn't her fault that Mom didn't say a whole tissue...it will just be a learning experience.

ADVERTISEMENT

That's Probably Not How She Wanted Them To Find Out

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
family sends a picture of them standing around the TV looking at girl and her boyfriend asking who it is
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kswee18
Photo Credit: Twitter / @kswee18
ADVERTISEMENT

She didn't want to introduce someone to her whole family who she had only been on a few dates with. I get that.

ADVERTISEMENT

But maybe they shouldn't have gone to a basketball game then!

ADVERTISEMENT

Not The Sandwhich!

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone dropped a sandwich platter and he's really upset about it
Photo Credit: Imgur / IceColdGangsta420
Photo Credit: Imgur / IceColdGangsta420
ADVERTISEMENT

How sad would you be to drop a sandwich that big and then have to shame-eat it off the ground?

ADVERTISEMENT

You can't just leave it there, no matter what they say about the five-second rule.

ADVERTISEMENT

What On Earth Is This?

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a really shriveled up pumpkin
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jollyrogerbae
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jollyrogerbae
ADVERTISEMENT

This is what happens when you put out a pumpkin under the table and then forget about it for a couple of weeks.

ADVERTISEMENT

It just turns into a scary little troll.

ADVERTISEMENT

Leave It To The Husband To Mess It Up

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
husband put dish soap in a dishwasher
Photo Credit: Twitter / @twcuddleston
Photo Credit: Twitter / @twcuddleston
ADVERTISEMENT

Why do so many people in the world think that dish soap and dish detergent are the same thing?

ADVERTISEMENT

You're just asking for your kitchen to be covered in bubbles.

ADVERTISEMENT

Are They Asking A Question?

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a sign that says,
Photo Credit: Twitter / @leonardcowalski
Photo Credit: Twitter / @leonardcowalski
ADVERTISEMENT

Even if they aren't asking a question or having a weird little poem on their sign, it's not clear what this even means!

ADVERTISEMENT

Do you have these things? Are they on sale?

ADVERTISEMENT

Candles And Electronics Don't Mix

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone let their candle melt all over their computer
Photo Credit: Reddit / deflation_
Photo Credit: Reddit / deflation_
ADVERTISEMENT

Don't ever leave a candle anywhere near your electronics. It is going to ruin them.

ADVERTISEMENT

You'll burn a hole in it or you'll end up with wax everywhere, and there is no coming back from that.

ADVERTISEMENT

Still A Cute Kitty

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a picture of a cat in panorama
Photo Credit: Twitter / @idlewildgirl
Photo Credit: Twitter / @idlewildgirl
ADVERTISEMENT

Of all the panorama fails that we've seen, this is not the worst, it is actually one of the cutest.

ADVERTISEMENT

But you still don't want to put it up on your social media and hope that no one notices.

ADVERTISEMENT

Well, There It Is

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone's tinder bio saying their husband is on grinder so she's there
Photo Credit: Twitter / @RadioTodd13
Photo Credit: Twitter / @RadioTodd13
ADVERTISEMENT

People always say that they want more honesty in relationships, and Heather is being just about as honest as any of us can even bear.

ADVERTISEMENT

Good for her for putting it all out there like that.

ADVERTISEMENT

Now That's Bad Luck

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
truck towing a car needs to be towed
Photo Credit: Reddit / girolski07
Photo Credit: Reddit / girolski07
ADVERTISEMENT

Next time you think you're having a bad day, remember that this person called a tow truck that had to end up calling a tow truck.

ADVERTISEMENT

Because that's just how life was that day.

ADVERTISEMENT

It Was A Great Effort

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone bought a sandwich from a vending machine and it got stuck so they bought a drink to knock it down and it did not work
Photo Credit: Reddit / ioxenus
Photo Credit: Reddit / ioxenus
ADVERTISEMENT

So your sub gets stuck. Don't worry, don't panic. Just buy that drink you were thinking about getting to knock it down. That will totally work, right? WRONG!

ADVERTISEMENT

You just end up with two stuck snacks.

ADVERTISEMENT

Kids Say The Weirdest Things

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
kid made a card for their dad saying their favourite part of their dad is their bones
Photo Credit: Twitter / @thatlukeperson
Photo Credit: Twitter / @thatlukeperson
ADVERTISEMENT

You expect kids to have some strange things to say, but you don't ever expect them to think that your bones are their favorite part of you...unless you do?

ADVERTISEMENT

Then more questions need to be asked.

ADVERTISEMENT

That's Obviously Not OK

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
Text conversation: I got a few sips from your Coollata. Is that OK? Hello? Your meal is here. Why would you do that? I got a bit thirsty on the drive. Sorry
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sadbyan
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sadbyan
ADVERTISEMENT

I would throw the whole meal out. I know that seems a bit over-dramatic, but in this day and age?

ADVERTISEMENT

I'm not risking anyone's germs, and you'd better believe someone is going to hear about it.

ADVERTISEMENT

The International House Of Confusion

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
Tweet: Bro I get the same thing from Waffle House every time and my total still never come out the same [pictured: three bills with different totals]
Photo Credit: Twitter / @thedavidmille
Photo Credit: Twitter / @thedavidmille
ADVERTISEMENT

Maybe the price of the waffle depends on what Waffle House has going on that day.

ADVERTISEMENT

If the waffles are especially good that day, they'll make them more, and less when they're not so hot.

ADVERTISEMENT

Only A Brother Could Pull This Off

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
Tweet: This year's Christmas gift from my brother [Pictured: a big box with a picture of SpongeBob at the bottom with the words 'imagination' over his head]
Photo Credit: Twitter / @heylieana
Photo Credit: Twitter / @heylieana
ADVERTISEMENT

How excited would you be if you got a box that big? You would think, "Sweet, I hit the jackpot," but guess what? Nope.

ADVERTISEMENT

It's just a big ol' prank pulled by your brother.

ADVERTISEMENT

Is This Person A Monster?

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone ate pasta and chicken parm cold by cutting it straight down, including the noodles
Photo Credit: Twitter / @bignickenrgyx
Photo Credit: Twitter / @bignickenrgyx
ADVERTISEMENT

When you eat a meal from a take-out container like this, you mix it all up and then cut up the chicken a bit, you know?

ADVERTISEMENT

But this, this is something else. They would have had to eat it cold to do this??

ADVERTISEMENT

A Real Attempt Was Made

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone asked a beauty blogger for french nails and they meant french tips but the beauty blogger made nails like the flag of France
Photo Credit: @sp1d3rw3bzz
Photo Credit: @sp1d3rw3bzz
ADVERTISEMENT

It's nice, at least, that this beauty blogger looked at her comments and tried to give the people what they wanted!

ADVERTISEMENT

It just didn't come in the form that they thought.

ADVERTISEMENT

That's One Long Sausage

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
someone with a super long sausage in a bun that is way too small
Photo Credit: Twitter / @elliotwhu
Photo Credit: Twitter / @elliotwhu
ADVERTISEMENT

When you order a sausage at a baseball game, you think that it's going to come in a matching bun, but not at this ballpark.

ADVERTISEMENT

They want you to struggle it eat this bad boy.

ADVERTISEMENT

This Conversation Hurt To Read

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
Text Conversation: you into cars? yes, it truly was a masterpiece of a film. No I mean like are you a car person. I'm a human
Photo Credit: Twitter / @FrickinDelanie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @FrickinDelanie
ADVERTISEMENT

I can tell you right now that any kind of relationship that these two were going to have is just never going to happen now.

ADVERTISEMENT

They're too different. Cars and Cars are not the same.

ADVERTISEMENT

Not Such A Happy Birthday After All

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
Text conversation: Happy Birthday P! Hope you guys are celebrating somewhere on the road. Yeah
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mwidds
Photo Credit: Twitter / @mwidds
ADVERTISEMENT

This is what happens when kids are, like, 13-years-old and don't really know how to accept compliments or be emotional or care about anything, not even their own birthday.

ADVERTISEMENT

Maybe next year will be better.

ADVERTISEMENT

Where Is The Rest Of It?

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a sweater that has a neck and arms but nothing else, like the opposite of a vest
Photo Credit: Twitter / @1AbbyRoad
Photo Credit: Twitter / @1AbbyRoad
ADVERTISEMENT

Do you have to buy both pieces and assemble them like you do some kind of Apple product?

ADVERTISEMENT

Like, why would anyone wear this? It covers up the most useless parts.

ADVERTISEMENT

I Already Am, CVS

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
a CVS sign says Have A and then it blurs out
Photo Credit: Twitter / @fracturedpane
Photo Credit: Twitter / @fracturedpane
ADVERTISEMENT

This sign looks incredibly ominous.

ADVERTISEMENT

I think that there are a lot of us in the world who looked at this sign and thought, "I already am having a something, CVS."