This Is Why Costco Can Actually Afford To Sell $1.50 Hot Dogs
Oh, Costco. We have such a love-hate relationship with you. On the one hand, Costco is the go-to place for incredible deals. It seems like Costco stocks anything you could imagine. Plus, we can't forget about the free samples! But the warehouses can be so busy and finding the best deals is overwhelming.
Luckily, some Costco employees and insiders have shared the best tricks and secrets to making a Costco trip successful. From decoding the secret symbols on price tags to figuring out the best time to shop, these Costco hacks will save you time, money, and sanity.
You Can Get In Without A Membership
If you aren't prepared to commit to a yearlong membership, get someone you know with a membership (we're looking at you, mom) to get you a Costco gift card.
You don't need a membership to use it and you can still access the full store without any questions.
It's Not The End Of The World If You Miss A Sale
If you hate frequenting Costco or don't like flipping through the fliers, then don't worry, you can still get the best price. While Costco doesn't price match any other retailers, you can get a price cut within 30 days if an item you bought goes on sale later.
All you have to do is put in a simple request online.
Look For An Asterisk On The Price Tags
If you see a tiny asterisk in the upper right corner of the price tag, that means the Costco location won't be getting that item restocked. It's basically a way to show customers if you want it, buy it now.
The asterisks are usually found on seasonal items that won't be back for a while.
The Gift Card Section Is A Hidden Gem
I can honestly say that I don't even know where the gift card section is in my local Costco, but experts say the deals are incredible. They have everything from 2-for-1 movie passes to discounted admissions to local attractions.
If you know you'll be going to a restaurant or movie in the future, why not buy ahead?
Fill Up At The Costco Gas Bar Before Shopping
Those long lines are daunting, but the price is worth it. Costco gas bars have extremely competitive pricing, and will save you money in the long run.
You need to fill up before you shop though, so that you're not wasting precious time in line while your frozen items are melting in the trunk.
Yes, You Can Take More Than One Sample
Parents always try to make it seem like there's an unwritten rule that you can't take more than one sample of crackers, cheesecake, or whatever it is they're handing out. The truth is, they'll give you as many as you want.
You just have to be able to swallow your pride and keep going back for more.
Tuesday And Wednesday Mornings Are The Best Time To Shop
A lot of people hate shopping at Costco because it's so busy, but it's not always like that. The busiest times to shop are weekends and right before holidays like Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter.
The quietest times to shop are Tuesday and Wednesday mornings, which means they're the perfect time to scope out deals.
The Better Deals Are Down The Aisles
The items placed at the front of the store and on the ends of aisles may seem like the best deals, but they're really just there to get your attention. The best deals are usually found in the aisles.
That means you'll have to do some searching to find the best bargains.
Don't Bother Buying Brand Name Household Products
Yes, Costco has incredible deals on brand name items, but their discount brand Kirkland is just as good, if not better. People swear that the Kirkland toilet paper is better than Cottonelle and half the price. Even the Kirkland batteries are made by Duracell.
You're already buying in bulk, why not buy the bargain brand too?
They Move Items For A "Treasure Hunt"
Yes, that's the actual word Costco uses to talk about the fact that you can never find anything in there. They choose to move the stock around so much so that you have to scan a bunch of items just to find the peanut butter.
If you don't want to risk making impulse buys, ask an employee to direct you to where the item is now.
Never Buy Soda From Costco
One of the few things that are better to buy in a normal grocery store is soda. Soda is what most supermarkets call a "loss leader." That means they sell it way below cost just to draw people into the store.
Even though it's incredibly cheap, Costco is still selling the soda at cost.
Ask The Roadshows How Long They'll Be There
Roadshows will go in and out of Costco, and they all stay for different amounts of times. Lindt, Krispy Kreme, and even items like specialty bedsheets will set up roadshow displays that rarely last more than a few weeks.
Either stock up now, or ask how long they'll be in store so you don't miss the deals.
Learn The Layout
Every Costco is a little different, and they change around item placement everyday, but there are some general rules to know. Food aisles and household goods are on opposite sides of the store.
The bakery, deli, and produce all are located at the back of the store. In the middle is all the clothing, snacks, books, and gift cards. Master this information and you'll be successful every time.
Costco Hot Dogs Are So Cheap To Attract Customers
Half the point of making a trip to Costco is to get the super cheap jumbo hot dog and soda combo for only $1.50. Costco doesn't exactly make a huge profit off the deal, but they know it gets customers in the doors.
For many people, having such a cheap meal on hand (especially if shopping with kids) helps justify the annual membership fees.
You Can Fill Your Prescription Without A Membership
There's no membership required to go in and fill a prescription at the Costco pharmacy. Just walk in and tell the greeter what you're doing, and you'll have no problem.
The Costco pharmacy also touts lower dispensing fees than any other drugstore, so you'll be saving money in the long run.
Costco Is Thinning The Herd
Remember that horrible phase when teenagers were eating Tide Pods and posting videos on the Internet? Well, while other stores were locking up their Tide Pods, Costco was giving them out as samples! Looks like Costco was in full support of this trend and was using it as an opportunity to thin the herd.
We're not sure why they wanted to do this because less people living means less people shopping at Costco. We all know that’s the last thing they want!
You Don't Need A Membership To Buy Alcohol There In Some States
There are a few things you can buy at Costco without a membership. In a handful of states, Costco's Kirkland-branded alcohol is one of those. Costco hasn't provided an official list, but there are several internet message boards about the topic.
The states mentioned in these forums include Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Indiana, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, New York, Texas, and Vermont. However, you'll definitely want to contact your local Costco before making the trip.
Dry Goods And Frozen Foods Are The Best Deals
Costco is great for bulking up on fresh produce or meats, but they aren't exactly door-busting deals. The non-perishables and frozen foods are the best deals because, of course, they last the longest!
Hopefully, this makes you feel better about buying that 100-pack of Oreos or 1 kg bag of trail mix.
Decode The Price Tags
Just like may other retailers, there's a rhyme and reason behind the prices at Costco. If a price ends in .97, then it means the item is on clearance.
If the price tag ends in .00 or .88, then it means the manager cut the price for a special reason, like it could be the last one in stock, doesn't have a box, or has pieces missing.
What You See Is What You Get
It's common to ask a normal store if they "have any more in the back" but don't even bother if you're at Costco. They are a warehouse store, which means they're stocked like a warehouse.
There's no backroom at Costco hiding the best deals. They're all out on the floor for you to see.
Shop Online To Find The Strangest Items
Costco is known for stocking just about everything imaginable, and you can find even more weird things online. Go to Costco.com to buy a funeral casket, a $1,000 doomsday emergency-food kit, or even coupons for local car dealerships.
The best part? They'll ship these strange things to most states across America.
Don't Even Think About Stealing
It might sound hard to steal a 76-pack of dish detergent, but people still try to steal from Costco. Every store employs a couple secret security officers.
They walk around in plain clothes "shopping" like a normal member, but in reality, they're keeping an eye out for people stealing.
Strangest Things Captured At Costco
Costco is a massive establishment so it's always a good idea to keep an eye on your kids. It can be like a giant playground for little kids but instead of swings and monkey bars it’s full of food and forklifts.
If you’re not worried about something bad happening to them, you may just find them stuck behind a freezer door like this guy. Chances are he was hot from running around and needed to cool off for a bit.
A 20-Year-Old's Dream Come True
If you've ever been inside a Costco, you know that their alcohol section contains more than a fraternity could drink in a lifetime. It’s a great place to buy booze, only if you’re over 21. However, apparently the rules are different at this Costco, and you’re only allowed to buy alcohol if you’re under 21.
We’re sure it didn’t take long for the college freshman to take their chances buying alcohol here. The sign clearly says it’s okay.
Costco Rotisserie Chicken Is Best Served Hot
It's no secret that Costco’s rotisserie chicken is pretty darn good. Although eating it cold is an option, it’s worlds better is served hot right out from under the heating lamp. Yet, if you have more errands to run, it’s critical to keep that chicken at the perfect temperature.
Lucky for us, nature has blessed us with a giant heating lamp that works perfect for keeping Costco chicken nice and piping hot. We wonder if this person has been picking away at it all day.
A Different Kind Of Remedy
While alcohol is known to kill bacteria, we don't think that exactly means that it will help to cure an illness, especially the flu. While some people might go to the doctor to get a flu shot, it looks like Costco wants people to pick up a handle of Kirkland vodka and ward off the flu by getting drunk.
Most people probably wouldn’t go this route but maybe the people that do know something that we don’t…
When Your Mom Says She Has To Run Into Costco Real Quick
We've all been there. You’re driving in the car with your mom and the next thing you know, you’re in the parking lot of Costco. She claims that she just has to "run in" and get a few things, but we all know what that means. You definitely don’t want to go in with her, but you also know you might die of boredom in the car.
Looks like this poor soul made the decision to stay in the car. Legend says their mom is still shopping in Costco today.
That's Reassuring
Safety in the workplace should always be a concern. Nobody wants to get hurt while at work and nobody wants to get hurt on a trip to Costco. The fact that this Costco has only gone two days without injury is a little concerning. The real question is, was it an employee or a customer who was injured?
If I saw this I'd probably take my business somewhere else, for fear of a Kirkland car tire falling on my head.
How Do You Sample Toilet Paper?
One of the best things about Costco are the samples, everyone knows that. But we can all agree that it would be disappointing to see that one of the samples was toilet paper rather than food of some kind. How do you even sample toilet paper?
Do you just keep it in your back pocket until you need to use it? Or do you just feel it with your fingers before throwing it away? It's an odd sample no matter what.
Liquor On Tap!
Well, we guess we know where we can find the alcohol to put inside of that giant wine glass, just on the side of Costco. While we know that this pump doesn't actually contain any liquor, it’s just another thing that isn’t all that surprising to find at Costco.
For all we know, a truck does come each week full of Kirkland brand alcohol that is pumped through here and then bottled inside of the store.
Some Things Are Better Left Not Sampled
At a glance, it looks like Costco really started pushing the boundaries and were offering condom samples. Thankfully, that's not the case. However, you do have to wonder how many people bolted over thinking that they were.
We just feel bad for the poor girl working next to the Trojan area as she offers what looks to be vitamin samples. Hopefully, she’ll get switched positions tomorrow because that must be an awkward situation for everyone involved.
Costco Hot Dogs In Mexico
For the most part, everyone loves Costco hot dogs. They're of relative quality and reasonably priced. Also, shopping at Costco can definitely work up an appetite, so it’s the perfect option as you’re walking out the door.
However, it looks like the Costco’s in Mexico aren’t messing around when it comes to their toppings. Not only do you get jalapenos, but they line the entire hot dogs, just to make sure that you aren’t craving any extra heat. This dog is not for the faint of heart.
Decisions Were Made
Costco isn't always the best place to make healthy choices. They have so many options both healthy and not that often you may find yourself making the wrong decision. While this person was originally going to go with with the healthy coconut clusters with organic super seeds, it appears that the smoked shorty sausages caught their eye.
Let’s be honest, nobody can be blamed for making this decision. Chances are, that bag of coconut clusters will remain there long after all the shorty sausages are gone.
There's Not A Lot Of Money In Revenge
Looks like Costco entourages their employees to have a little fun on the job. It's either that, or someone snuck in and got their hands on the nametag labeler. We’re sure that anyone that’s a fan of The Princess Bride really got a kick out of seeing someone walking around with this name tag.
We wonder if this employee also walked around with a sword attached to their side, although we highly doubt it.
Costco Employees Hard At Work
When a pigeon manages to get inside of Costco, it's up to the employees to get it out by any means possible. Looks like this employee decided to set a trap in hopes of capturing the bird before a customer asks to speak with the manager about it.
We’re sure that the employee would rather do this than stock the shelves or hand out samples, so they probably pray for wild animals to get in the store all of the time.
Nothing Quite Like Some Chihuahua Cheese
If you're ever in the market for some cheese made from Chihuahuas, then Costco is the right place for you. They have no shortage of this product and apparently, it’s great for tacos, quesadillas, nachos, and salads.
While this may seem like an unusual item in most other grocery stores, we all know that anything goes at Costco. We’re also sure it pairs nicely with a Labrador quesadilla and some German Shepard salsa.
Future Warlord
You can buy literally anything at Costco, they even have an area designated to books of all kinds. While most little girls might pick up something by Dr. Seuss or a book about a princess, but not this one.
She picked out The Art of War by Sun Tzu, a book that is considered to be the most influential strategy text in East Asian warfare. That's definitely not a very light read but to each their own!
I'm Just Going To Have One Glass
We can't say that we’re surprised that you can buy an unnecessarily-sized wine glass at Costco, but this is just absurd. You must be able to fit around five bottles of wine into that glass, which is enough to send anyone to the hospital.
Although it’s a novelty item, we can’t imagine anywhere that someone can fit this in their house without making it look like the inside of a sorority house. We just hope that it’s plastic instead of glass or things could get messy.
Happens Every Time
This man's wife sent him to Costco in order to get some milk, which he did. However, he also happened to pick up a 65″ flat screen television. While some people’s significant others might be furious because of this, you also shouldn’t send someone to Costco thinking that they wouldn’t come back with a little something extra.
Most people’s carts at Costco look similar to this because it’s a trap for shoppers who just need a few things but can’t control themselves.
Just A Heads Up
The products at Costco make it very clear what's written in the fine print so that people don’t try to take advantage of the store. In this case, it looks like they even made a warning sign for the parking lot in case the place flooded.
We’re not sure which 100 year storm they’re talking about, but now nobody can complain if their car gets flooded because there’s clearly a warning sign. Costco is always one step ahead of its customers.
After You've Been In Costco For Hours
Sometimes, going to Costco can be a fun adventure, and at other times, it can be a nightmare. We've all been stuck in Costco for so long that eventually we just give up and find a nice piece of furniture to sit on.
That’s exactly what this stuffed bear looks like, someone whose mom has been looking at a new vacuum for hours. It’s either that or the bear is sad because nobody has taken it home with them yet.
