Some Of The Most Agonizingly Uncomfortable Photos That Deserve To Be On The Internet
There's something about broken patterns and imperfection that seem to bother us. Even if you aren't a perfectionist, our brains seem to prefer things in proper order. I mean, there's always something in our lives that will make us turn the other cheek.
Don't believe me? Too bad, because there are plenty of photos out there so disturbing that you just can't look away. From unpleasant advantages at Target to objects that make zero sense, we're certain that some of these images will touch a nerve and make you squirm.
But First, Let Me...
It's understandable you want to bring your best friend on your honeymoon. I mean, dogs want to have some fun too, but it's not going to stop them from causing trouble.
All this couple wanted was a simple picture on the beach, but doggo had other plans.
Trees Need Their Undies Too
Great to see a bunch of 16-year-olds throw shade at nature. It's like they learned that two branches of a tree coming together is literally referred to as a crutch.
However, we can't help it that you have a dirty mind. I wonder how many kids asked their parents "Why do trees wear underwear?"
Nobody's Seen An Avocado Like This Before
A bad avocado is really the pits. But, what's stopping an avocado from being a hit without a pit?
Never in my years of enjoying avocado have I seen this. Even millennials who have an unhealthy obsession with avocados probably haven't come across this. It's like the first sighting of life on Mars. Have you ever seen an apple with a butt? More on that later.
No Bone Zone For You!
It sucks to be this guy. He just wanted to go out for a good time, but now he's there for a long time.
His expression is exactly what you would have thought it would be. Hopefully, he gets his chance next time. Don't worry, they have one just for the ladies too.
Nothing To See, Folks, Just Taking A Whiz
Sharing a field in Oakland has its disadvantages. Baseball fans got an unpleasant treat when one player forgot to close the door.
The whole country got to see a guy doing dude the deed. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
OMG Look At That Butt
Anytime you get a deformed piece of fruit, you send a quick pic to your friends. It seems like a risk to take a big bite into this apple.
You know what though, it's not anyone's fault that this apple ended up having a butt. Maybe it'll start to poop out its own seeds. The next one ahead will never let you look at an Oreo the same ever again.
She Has Her Hands In The Wrong Pocket
Are you sure you're reaching for dad's wallet? You went a little too deep in the back end there. It's no surprise that you come across this anytime you go to Target.
You don't have a choice, and if you did, the other option would be running into old high school classmates you do your best to avoid.
Don't You Dare Take A Dump In Here
Oh boy, just picture how this conversation would go. "Could you hand me that toilet paper over there?"
"Oh I see you are busy talking on the phone, never mind, I'll just reach over you." And from that point on, stalls were immediately added to every single bathroom.
You'll Never Look At An Oreo The Same Again
Well, that crushed my experience of eating Oreos as a kid. How is anyone supposed to know it's an Oreo or some cheap brand ripoff?
Someone can easily tip the cookie down, but that's going to ruin everything. I'd rather have this be an unsolved mystery and somehow become a documentary on Netflix. Still on the way, how much bread is too much bread?
The Sex Police Finally Arrived
Oh, you're just a random person walking on the beach? Never mind then. Shirts like this would throw off anyone who thought that this guy's a cop.
Sadly, his options wouldn't be the best for the public eye. But at least this guy knows a thing or two about wordplay.
Never Suggest This Hair Style For Cats
If you own this cat, good luck seeing love in its eyes ever again. Sure, you thought that this was a great idea, but the reality of it is not what you expected.
Honestly, never suggest this for your friends who have cats. It's going to take a while for all that fur to be untangled.
That's A Loaf Of Bread Right There
Somebody lost the food lottery. You put major dedication into winning for once in your life, so now you have to deal with the consolation prize.
You're the real breadwinner, and your special someone must be so proud of that. Just ahead, one little dirtbag has as much of an obsession with lollipops as we do.
Help Yourself
Come one come all to the store with smelly balls. They come in flavors such as strawberry, raspberry, and blue. If you're wondering, yes, they do in fact sell blue balls.
I can't imagine any parents want their kids to see this. No six-year-old should ever yell "I want to smell those balls!"
Two Trees, One Branch, And Whole Lot Of Nature
The roots of the trees are entangled, and the bark between the trees is compressed. However, they're not sharing a vascular system nor will they ever.
This is competition in action. Imagine, the second the branch snaps in half, will anyone hear the trees fall?
Ants Love Lollipops As Much As We Do
What a bunch of litterbugs you have lying around. Ants will go after anything that's sweet, and the heat will melt out the sugar and the deliciousness.
But, you're not going to take it anymore from those tiny little dirtbags. Now, eat the wrapper and show those ants who's boss! When you need to let it out on the toilet, there's a surprise waiting for you. Find out what that is shortly.
Half A Cloud. Yeah Science!
Is it just me or was there a glitch in the Matrix? Part of me feels like a tornado is coming. The clouds look like they got a dab of CGI.
However, very straight edges on a cloud are caused by a very defined front with the differences in temperature and air pressure.
That's One Lonely Window
This was a nice touch, but why was it made? At some point, one tenant probably wanted an opening in the wall for their office, lab, or studio.
Whatever the reason it may be, this could become awkward when the fire alarm goes off. How are you supposed to get out?
Great For People With White Poop
I didn't realize Disturbed provided their own toilet paper at their shows. Then again, this could only benefit birds because they poop white.
It's only a matter of time before this goes on sale at Walmart, but I'm convinced this is a heavy metal thing here.
The Thickest Pair Of Jeans Casper Can Wear
If you can't handle these jeans at their stiffest, you don't deserve them at their softest.
They'll wear out on you like any other pair, but this is perfection at its finest. Too bad this can't be a popular Twitter account with the username @justpantthings.
You Might Get Claustaphobic In There
There's only room for one person, preferably someone triangular. Nevertheless, if you clamp up in tight areas, this is not for you.
Take a few steps back, breathe, and walk away. There's no way you'll last a minute in there. It's just as small as my closet from high school. There was no use for it.
