We Really Need To Hit The Gym If We’re Ever Going To Be As Swole As These Absolute Units

I Think He’s More Of A Pear Shape

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If your diet consisted of mainly garbage, you’d be round too. Garbage is everywhere.

Also, he needs to get round— you know, to prepare for the winter. He’ll burn all that extra weight off during his long slumber. I wish I could just sleep through winter and lose a bunch of weight at the same time.