We Probably Shouldn’t Judge These People But, Man, They’re Making It Hard Not To
Let's get real here for a second. Our society lives and dies off of judgment. Even the most respectful person in the world has some internal thoughts and prejudices that would make them a criminal if they became public.
While we all try our hardest to be the best people we can be, there's no escaping your willingness to judge people everywhere you go. With that being said, we probably shouldn't judge the people in this article, but man oh man they make that hard to do.
The Writing Is On The Wall
Sometimes you need the truth to smack you in the face for you to truly grasp it. It shouldn't be a surprise that if you're trying to lose weight, you should probably stop eating cake.
This is probably the same person who complains that they keep gaining weight but just sits on the couch eating junk food all day.
"Fire Me, I Dare You"
This is kind of disrespectful, yet kind of a power move all in one. This girl has all of the leverage in the world. Falling asleep is a win-win.
She knows that if she gets fired that it's not a big deal since she's gone in two weeks anyway. And if she doesn't get woken up than she wins as well because she got a little bit of extra snooze time.
If You're An Orca, I'm An Orca
This is just a strange picture to look at in general. Let's hope that this picture was taken on Halloween, and this isn't normal attire.
Just on a practical level, how long would this suit have taken him to put on? Being inherently lazy, I wouldn't dare put that on just based off of effort level alone. Coming up, a picture that will make you hate Millenials even more than you already do.
This Is For Not Playing Catch With Me
This dog has its owner exactly where it wants her. He remembers every time that he's dropped a ball at her feet and she just blatantly ignored it.
Even worse, he remembers when she would fake throw the ball and then hide it. This payback has been a long time coming.
Wow, This Got Dark Real Quick
These signs start off perfectly normal and then take a very dark turn. How often do children get hit in this area that they've just reduced them to mere speed bumps?
Not trying to be judgemental of the drivers in this area, but I'm going to be. Perhaps they should just stop driving entirely?
A True King Always Defends His Castle
This is just a classic Millenial in its natural habitat. They'd rather be engaged with their phones than their surroundings.
In his defense, his castle is under attack, and while he may be at a concert, he needs to do what he needs to do to protect his people. Coming up, a promposal that is so over the top it's actually kind of impressive.
This Is Revolutionary
While everyone is still hung up on this socks and sandals debate, this guy is already six steps ahead of the conversation.
Technically he's wearing barefoot running shoes which aren't just stylish, but also smart. His feet are now protected from all weather elements AND he looks good doing it.
This Is What Nightmares Are Made Of
Whatever happened to just the plain butterfly, cat, or dog face paint? This little girl looks like she's about to star in the new season of The Walking Dead.
What did she ask for when she went up to the artist? "Make me look like I'm about to feed on human flesh."
This Is Going Way Too Far
Can we just talk about how extra and over the top high schoolers are with these promposals?
What would be really funny is if she ended up saying no to this guy. Then he's just left in a bathtub full of chicken fingers feeling all sad and lonely (which actually wouldn't be the worst thing). Just ahead, a mom who has the pettiness of a high school girl and we love every second of it.
Let's Hope It's Not A Knuckleball
Imagine if this was the protocol in hospitals? That would make being pregnant way more fun for women.
Imagine if the baby just shot out of their body at 90 mph and the doctor was waiting with a baseball mitt to catch it. Now that seems like a blast.
This Person Needs To Be Investigated
Can the FBI or the CIA please find out who did this to the pizza and keep surveillance on them?
This has got to be the first sign that someone is a serial killer. No sane person will eat the pizza from the inside out. It just doesn't happen.
When You Look Good In The Picture But Hate Everyone Else
We all have those pictures that we look really good in, but we don't really like the other people in the picture.
This mom took things into her own hands and cut the heads off of her old friends who she no longer keeps in contact with. As much as I want to judge her for this, I totally understand. Coming up, the VIP table at a restaurant we all wish existed.
Is That Nicolas Cage?
For anyone who has ever tried to take a panorama, you know that it's not as easy as it may seem.
If there is even the slightest movement at all your picture is completely ruined and apparently, it turns you into a fat Nicolas Cage.
Back Away, Turn Around, And Sprint
You walk into a house and see this, what do you do? The answer is really really easy. You simply take a few steps backward and try not to disrupt anything or anyone.
You quickly turn around and scream at the top of your lungs while sprinting out of the front door.
The Original VIP(EE) Seating
What a great concept this is. If you're going to bring a kid to a restaurant and that kid is going to scream and misbehave, you already know that you're going to end up in the bathroom table.
It's a win-win for everyone else in the establishment who want to be able to eat their food in peace. Coming up, a picture of a babysitter's worst nightmare and it'll soon but yours as well.
Life's About Resource Management
Just on the surface, this is a really bizarre idea. I mean, to each their own, and if you don't have any wine glasses you might as well make your own.
But, I feel like there are less terrifying things that you can make into a wine glass in fewer steps. If something has 23 steps, that usually doesn't mean that it's "quick" by any means.
Flashing That Cash
A lot of life is about giving your peers the perspective that you have your life together when you absolutely don't.
So when you see your crush out on the street and you have $400 left to your name, you take out that $400 and act like it's pennies to you.
The Power Of Christ Compels You
If I'm the babysitter in this situation and I see this little girl doing some Devil's yoga, I'm out of that house so quick.
In fact, I'm getting on the first space shuttle to Mars and leaving this planet. If little kids start getting possessed like this, I'm OUT.
Welp, That's Disgusting
Let's be honest here — going to the bathroom is one of the most relaxing times of the day. Just sitting on the toilet, collecting your thoughts.
In fact, most of my plans and aspirations have come to me while I just sit on the toilet. This girl took relaxing to an entirely different level by not even holding her phone and letting the floor do it for her.
Caught In The Act
I'm not saying that I'm judging the guy who literally went to a club and stole their art, but I kind of am.
At what point in your life does stealing a picture from a club become enticing? I obviously haven't reached that point yet, but I want to now.
