These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

Thats Why I Never Eat The Crust

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People laugh at me for refusing to eat the pizza crust, but I bet it would be more understandable if they were called pizza bones. No one wants to eat a bone, that’s why chicken nuggets are always better than chicken wings. Pizza bones are hard, flavorless, and add no value to the rest of the pizza.

I can’t decide if the new word for “dreams” coming up is poetic or terrifying.