These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

She’s Probably Way Off Key

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That’s a new kind of twist on Singing In The Rain. I suppose if you ate a burrito right before your tap dance solo, there might be some background singing.

If that’s going to happen, then make sure you’re passing gas in the same key as your solo, or else everyone will know it’s a farce.