These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

Maybe That Why Mens Clothing Has So Many More Pockets

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The pocket conspiracy is all starting to make sense now. Women of the world have been denied ample pocket space for years, while men are blessed with pockets everywhere. Just look at all the snack holes on cargo shorts. A woman probably couldn’t even fit that mini KitKat in the jean pockets the fashion industry gives them.

I don’t care if they are stuffed with cheese or rock hard, I can never look at pizza crust the same after the tweet coming up.