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Cemeteries Do Usually Have Some Of The Nicest Landscaping

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I want to say this is inappropriate, but this daughter is technically not wrong. There are indeed dead people hanging out under some of the most beautiful gardens in town.

Cemeteries always have a freshly mowed lawn, perfectly cut trees, and enough flowers to make the Walmart garden center envious.