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Rhinos Have Never Received The Respect They Deserve

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The name “Battle Unicorn” is hilarious until you realize it just supports the unjust treatment of rhinos. On the pecking order of animals with horns, the unicorn is number one, followed by the narwhale, and then the rhino. Rhinos have to live their life as the grey, fat version of their perfect relatives.

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