These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

This Kid Got Straight To The Point

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I’m sick and tired of people creating names for things without just being honest. For example, why do we call them honey badgers, and not “vicious carnivore skunks.” The only honest animal out there is the tarantula hawk wasp which is just as terrifying as you’d think.

Cactus is just a poke tree hiding behind an innocent name.