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Elevators Aren’t So Uppy If You Fall To Your Death In One

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A lot of people have a very real fear of elevators. Sometimes it comes from a fear of tight spaces or a fear that the elevator will malfunction and drop to your death. “Uppy rooms” is way too cheerful to be used for elevators.

I suggest maybe the term “death box” or “steel walls of doom.”