These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

Stack Five Of Those Cheese Pads On My Burger, Please

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There’s just something uncomfortable about the word “cheese pad.” Maybe it’s because I know this daughter will one day hit puberty and have to use sanitary pads.

For the rest of her life, every time she opens up a sanitary pad, she’ll be thinking of Kraft Singles cheese slices. She has no idea what she’s done to herself.