These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

Alcohol Is Any Adult’s Juice

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All those times you thought you were sneaky in front of your kids by drinking wine out of a coffee mug turned out to be a complete failure. Kids pick up more than you think.

This kid has watched grandma run to the bathroom after drinking that prune juice. And they’ve seen mom fall over after a few too many cups of “coffee.”