These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

Tooty Parp Isn’t Even Remotely Close To The Original Word

Photo credit: @ella_bella_blue / Twitter

I’m not sure how this kid thought trumpet was tooty parp. We’re all guilty of messing up and combining words when we’re thinking of two different ones at once. But what two words could they have been thinking of?

Tootsie pop and harp? Tutti frutti and tarp? I just can’t see it.