These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

It’s Like The Salem Witch Trials All Over Again

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I understand how vultures can seem like the evil step-sisters of the pretty, pink flamingo, but they’re trying their best, okay?

It’s not their fault they naturally evolved to look like the creepy old man who lives alone in the scary house at the end of your street. It’s like the unicorn-rhino fiasco all over again.