These Pictures Should Be Hung Up In The Museum Of ‘Weird People Doing Weird Things And Failing In Weird Ways’
Believe it or not, putting one foot in front of the other seamlessly is actually harder than it seems. Most of us are just trying to tread water in the pool of life. Some people are swimming laps, while others are drowning.
No matter who you are, you're going to have a bad day every once in a while. For some people, these bad days turn into bad weeks which turn into bad months. Thankfully we're not the people in this article who seemingly have rotten years and it's unfortunate for them but entertaining for us.
Buy Low Sell High
This is actually one of the smartest moves of all time. Think about how much money a company like Dasani or Aquafina makes. It's insane.
They literally package something we already get for free and then sell it to us. The worst part? WE ACTUALLY BUY IT.
There's Nothing Worse To Wake Up To
There are many bad sights to wake up to when you arise from your blackout, but this has got to be one of the worst.
It's up there with setting your house on fire after leaving chicken fingers in the oven all night. Pizza on the ground is just an atrocious sight.
I'll Be Going Back To Bed
This horrendous self-inflicted act can happen to anyone at any time. It's a natural reaction to swing a pen around in your hands when you have it, so this is a normal sight.
If you look down while you're on your way to work and see this, you should just do yourself a favor and tuck yourself back into bed. Coming up, a guy's first time playing rugby results in a face full of, well, nevermind.
She Turned Into A Different Species Real Quick
If I were to walk into a room and see the girl's face on the right, I would slowly back away and call the CIA.
This could be the very first alien sighting on planet earth and it's a big deal. Area 51 would need to be notified immediately.
There's No Recovering From That
Life works in weird ways. There are very few things that you can't recover from, and this is one of them.
As soon as this person realized they were wearing toilet paper like a wedding gown, you can bet that they did not look at anyone directly in the eye again.
Not How He Expected His Day To End
Kudos to anyone who is willing to go outside of their comfort zone and try new things despite their visceral reaction not to.
This guy tries out rugby and it immediately backfires on him. He literally went balls to the wall out there and it didn't pay off. Coming up, a picture of kids falling that you're not going to want to laugh at but you absolutely will.
"I Knew Those Wall Mounted Toilets Seemed Weird"
I don't understand how you can walk into a washroom and not notice you're in the other gender's bathroom?
Walking into a girl's bathroom at a club is very weird because everyone is being super nice to each other and complimenting each other's hair follicles. The same just doesn't happen in the men's.
Boom! Bulls-Eye
How many times have you tried to spit your gum out of the window and it ended up getting torpedoed into the back seat hitting your friend in the face?
If this hasn't happened to you just yet, you need to start doing it. It's actually a lot more entertaining then you could ever imagine.
Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall, Humpty Dumpty Had A Great...
Imagine waking up and being excited to go on an excursion with your dad and all of your buddies and then this happens.
I can guarantee you that none of these people figured their day would end with them taking a hard leap through a bridge. Just ahead, a dad puts on his airport outfit and it's the most embarrassing thing you'll see all day.
I'm Itchy Just Looking At This
I hope I'm not alone when I say that just looking at this picture makes me very uncomfortable.
There's nothing more annoying than mosquitos crawling all over your skin and sucking your blood. That premise is only cool in Twilight, which was so 2008.
The First Sign Of A Serial Killer
There aren't very many signs that someone could potentially be a serial killer. One of them is if they bite into a Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape gumball from the side, and the other is this.
If someone breaks into your car and wants nothing but to torture you through gum, there's something seriously sadistic about that person.
What Is Minnie Mouse Looking At?
All I have to say about this is, to each their own. If you're going to be flying for a long time you want to make sure that you have your comfiest outfit on.
I'm not going to lie — those Minnie Mouse tights look fairly comfortable. Also, there's no way that your family is going to lose you in those bright pink pants when you wander off into the airport crowd. It's a win-win. Coming up, A kid didn't receive the Yeezys he was looking for. He got something better.
Do You Have A Second Piece, Sir?
I don't know, if I'm the worker behind the counter, I'm probably letting this good boy go through without showing the second piece.
He has a lot of facial hair and in dogs years 21 comes up very quickly. Just give the dog the six-pack and let him on with his day. He has a frisbee to catch.
The Crazy Aunt Will NEVER Forget
We all have that one aunt who is a little bit coo-coo for cocoa puffs. She's the one that comes to family gatherings and uninvitingly reads everyone's horoscopes for no reason.
She's the one who tries to give relationship advice when she's never been in a committed relationship to begin with.
Internet 1- This Kid 0
I'm not going to lie here. If I ordered Yeezys and ended up getting a Yeezy shoe costume, I'd be very excited.
While everyone and their mother is wearing the shoe, you're literally the only one of your friend group who can actually DRESS UP like a Yeezy. Stand out, don't blend in. Coming up, an aunt who took in what she thought was a dog but it absolutely wasn't, and it's hilarious.
Someone Plant This Woman Immediately
Why do I look at this woman's back and want to put her on my BLT sandwich with a lot of mayonnaise?
Apart from the health effects of getting burnt this bad, she also looks identical to a ripe tomato. The dress only accelerates that argument.
A Considerate Gift If I Do Say So Myself
Being a teacher is a tough gig. They go severely underappreciated because they have to put up with a lot of bad behavior throughout the year.
If you're a parent and you know that your kid is a big problem in the classroom, you should be giving one of these bottles of wine to the teacher on a weekly basis. It should be a law.
"It Killed My Cat, But.."
We should be commending this aunt for having the heart to take in what she thought was a stray dog, but the ignorance is hard to look past.
Maybe once she finds all five of her cats without heads in their living room, it'll set off a final red flag that this probably isn't just a really skinny brown husky.
Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
When you're desperate for attention, you naturally start to do desperate things to get it.
If that means setting your entire house on fire to get saved by your husband, than that's what you have to do. It was either this or killing the family pet. She made the right choice here.
Carrots And Goldfish Have The Same Productivity
I don't care what you say, goldfish are the most pointless pet in the entire world. They literally just float there and do nothing.
Substituting carrots in place of the fish actually is very fair. Both the carrots and goldfish do the same amount of activities and movement in a day.
