These People Took A Drill And Said ‘Screw It’ A Long Time Ago And It’s Admirable
It shouldn't come as a surprise that the world is a weird place. Humans have constructed weird rules with weird names, and we have to follow them, or else we'll get hit with weird punishments.
It's easy to justify that we all live in an, uh, interesting world to say the least. But, some people just take the weirdness and accelerate it times ten. They're the ones who aren't afraid to embarrass themselves and are unapologetic for their behavior. Man oh man, it makes for some quality entertainment.
Aesthetically Pleasing AND Practical
I don't know about you, but I don't mind this strategy to keep cool at an airport. Not only will it act as a helmet ( a cool one at that), but it also will keep you smelling fresh.
It's hard to look and smell fresh at an airport full of nervous flyers and business people in suits.
Is That Woody Allen?
I don't know why Woody Allen decided that it was okay to wear underwear to go pick up his pizza, but I'm all about it.
Okay, maybe this isn't Woody Allen, but that's beside the point. Life would be so much more free if we didn't NEED to put pants on every time we went out into public.
Moms Go Full CIA When It Comes To Movie Theaters
I don't care who your mom is or how strict and straight edge she is. If you bring her to a movie theater, you can rest assured she'll turn into the most sophisticated food smuggler of all time.
They'll do anything and everything to avoid having to pay for snacks or drinks at the theater, and it's very impressive. Just ahead, a picture that perfectly shows the 'black sheep' of the family, and it's hilarious.
Hiding The Goods
Look, why aren't chest hair bras more popular with men? They're actually interesting to look at, and they're very practical.
It's often overlooked that men have breasts that need to be kept warm too. This chest-hair bra addresses that problem and does it in a stylish way.
"What Does This Thing DO?"
This kid is figuring out what a vacuum does a little bit too late in life by the looks of it. He's suctioning his nipples which is equal parts funny and confusing.
I feel like at his age it shouldn't be the first time that he's ever seen a vacuum, but to each their own, I guess.
The Black Sheep Of The Family
Every family has a black sheep. It's the person who has significantly different hobbies or looks different than the rest of the family.
I don't know if you'll be able to spot the black sheep of this family because he's clowning around. We have to respect his independent thought and ability to stay true to himself during this family picture. If you'd rather be a hot dog than a princess, you'll need to see the picture coming up.
Florida Is Weird, Man
If you're wondering what state has the weirdest people, it's Florida. This woman is carrying around her pet alligator in PUBLIC.
Not only is it strapped to her chest FACING her, but she's basically making out with it like it's her significant other. That thing could rip her face off in a matter of seconds. I'll stick to my dog.
Safety First
You can't blame a kid for wearing chainmail to school. There are a lot of things that can go wrong in which the protection will help with.
For example, if a bully pulls up on this kid, he's not going to get hurt if there's a physical altercation. Or, if a medieval battle breaks out, he's already one step ahead of everybody.
Not Everyone Dreams Of Being A Princess
We have to show some respect for this little girl who decided to dress up like a hot dog for her dance class.
Most little girls dress up as their heroes (which sometimes happens to be a Disney princeses) but it's fairly unrealistic. Dressing up as street meat is way more practical because you can just walk down to any hotdog vendor and eat your hero. If you're a Starbucks drinker, you're going to need to turn your head at this picture coming up.
That's Not How That Works
I don't know what it is, but to be a substitute teacher, you must have to also be kind of crazy.
This one is just straight up drinking spicy mustard as if it's a bottle of water. Not only is that repulsive, but it can't be good for you. Another day, another weird substitute teacher.
This Is A Hard Sell
I can only imagine what the Viagara ice cream tastes like. All I know is that this ice cream shop saw an increase in their age demographic as soon as it was announced.
It was probably a hard sell to some of the younger people, but it certainly wasn't a hard sell to some of the older men.
Uh Oh
People will live and die by Starbucks nowadays. This is a dropped venti ice ugg boot pumpkin spice latte, and it ruined this person's entire week.
Not only did they not get their much-needed caffeine fill, but they also probably spent $600 on this beverage which isn't an easy pill to swallow either. Coming up, a picture that shows the tell-tale sign someone is a serial killer.
Penguins Trying To Hitch A Ride Out Of Antartica
I don't know about you, but if I see this sign, I'm going to be instantly curious. There are some serious questions that need to be answered if I'm not in the Arctic.
Why are there penguins just walking around? Why are they venturing under my car? Are they mechanic penguins? Can they fix my engine light problem?
This Is What Nightmares Are Made Of
This is a hard NOPE from me. I don't know what kind of Scooby Doo villain this is, but it's really terrifying.
It looks like it smells like pee. I can only imagine the texture, but I can only assume that it feels like plywood with nails sticking out of the top.
The First Sign Of A Serial Killer
There are very few obvious signs that someone is a serial killer. Thankfully, I'm about to educate you so you will be able to spot one right away.
If they eat apples like this, there is something very wrong with them mentally. With that, if they take a huge bite out of the Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape gum, you can rest assured that they have bodies hidden away in their basement. If you have a sibling, you know the war that occurs at the fridge, and it's perfectly captured in a picture just ahead.
Just, Uh, Be Yourself
We need more people who don't conform to societies rules. Rule one of, uh, society, says that you cannot dress up like a Teletubby.
But, this kid doesn't care. He wants to be himself and we should encourage that. Also, I don't know if you've ever worn a Teletubby onesie before, but they're spectacularly comfortable.
An Attempt To Make Flying Better
It isn't a surprise to anyone that airports and flying sucks. It's a necessary means to an end, but that doesn't make the process any more enjoyable.
This guy created this, uh, device, so that he can shut the entire world out around him and it's the most relatable thing I've seen all day.
Awe, Sibling Love
If you have siblings, you're aware of the ongoing battle over the fridge. The fridge is a battlefield and you have to be prepared to go to war every day.
There's nothing worse than having your sibling steal your food and then claim they didn't take it. Marco is sending very effective warning signs that consequences will be had if his grub is messed with.
Well, This Is Concerning
Imagine waking up and looking out your living room window to see water knocking on your door.
I guess you have to look on the bright side and get out the fishing rod. In a way, Red Lobster just came to you, so take advantage of it.
Turn The Volume Up
This is the type of hairstyle you need in a friend. If you forgot your umbrella at home, just grab this dude and throw him over your head.
This hair has more volume than an Italian Nonna at a dinner table after someone says they don't like her cooking.
