The World Is Burning All Around These People, So Let’s At Least Hope They’re Firefighters
Unfortunately for most of us, everyday life isn't just full of happy times and roses. Much of our life is trying to put out the fire that surrounds us when our world is collapsing.
From dropping your pizza on the ground to getting half-swallowed by a camel to getting attacked by a swarm of bees, life isn't easy. It's refreshing to know that it's not just your world burning all around you — other people are experiencing the same thing.
The World Is Literally Burning To The Ground
I don't know what kind of air lava Arizona has, but whatever it is, it's scary. If cars are literally melting in the parking lot, I think we have a problem.
Perhaps more devastating is that this is instant ice cream melting weather. If you can't even enjoy ice cream in hot weather, that's a pandemic.
The Glass Bathroom
Whoever decided to design this bathroom stall is wanting the world to burn to the ground.
If we have to sit in public washrooms with glass windows, all hell is going to break loose. Going #2 in public is awkward enough, now having to actually watch them is just making it worse.
Whoever Did This Is Going To Be A Serial Killer
This woman's kid decided to rip the labels off of all the cans in the pantry, and it's about as malicious as it gets.
This means that you have to basically play Deal or No Deal by guessing what's in the can and hoping for the best. Coming up, the ONLY way that you can hide the fact that you're bawling your eyes out. It's very smart.
This Is A PSA For All Parents Who Struggle With Technology
This is just a quick public service announcement for every adult that is constantly struggling with taking video on their cellphone.
Always have your video on HORIZONTAL. You can almost guarantee if you give your phone to your parents to take a video of you, it'll turn out as just one blurry, unfocused picture.
A Car's, Uh, Glory Hole?
When your world is crumbling around you but you've just stopped caring, this is what it looks like.
When your car is more duct tape than it is metal, you know you're in trouble. At least this person is making the most of it.
This Is An Emotional Lifehack
It's the night before an exam and you just started reading the textbook. By about the 100th page of pretending to read, you basically accept that you're screwed.
Without hesitation, your eyes start to water and you're now ugly crying. What do you do? Find the nearest bathtub and go underwater. It's a solid lifehack. Coming up, another mom, another internet shopping fail, and it's hilarious.
"The Bees Won't Hurt You"
We can concede that bees are very useful to this earth. If it takes a few girls like her to get savagely attacked, than so be(e) it.
But, can we quickly talk about how irrelevant wasps are? What do they add to this world? NOTHING. They float around looking to bite anything that moves.
That McDonald's Shame
Let's be honest here, getting those McDonald's perks are a very tempting draw to working there.
Knowing that you get FREE nuggets and apple pies is enough to make even a lazy millionaire put on a shirt with those golden arches.
Another Loss For Humanity Against Technology
Yet another picture, yet another loss for old people with the internet. If you order sunglasses off of Barbie.com, yes, they might be cheap but NO, they're not going to fit you.
Parents don't fully understand online shopping yet. They look for the cheapest price and add it to their shopping cart. That's not how it works Momma. Coming up, a kid gets stuck in an awful position on his way to school.
"Delete That Picture, Cameron"
This camel is merely sending a very aggressive point that it doesn't like that angle of the picture that little kid was taking. We all have our "good angle," and the camel asked the kid to delete it but he didn't.
To answer the question about what to do, this person did the right thing. You take a picture first and then get the kid. Common sense.
This Is What Nightmares Are Made Of
So if I'm in a hospital room and these things come strolling in, there's only one thing I'm going to do. Karate chop them all in the throat.
These things look like the Teletubbies if they came straight from hell. They look like they all need a swift karate chop to the esophagus.
Just Trying To Get To School
It's Monday morning, you wake up and realize you have to hurry to eat breakfast to make the school bus on time.
You already hate school, so it's like voluntarily boarding a bus to the pit of doom. To make it even worse, you get your backpack stuck in the door and look like a fool. Coming up, a car that you'll want to drive to prove that you're not a serial killer.
Flubber? Is That You?
We all personalize our car with different decals and figurines. They're like our little buddies as we drive to work every morning, keeping us company.
I can't imagine the devastation that this person must've felt when they came back from work only to find their duckie murdered on the dashboard.
This Is Just Devastating
There's losing a loved one, getting fired from your job, eating a raisin muffin when you thought it was chocolate chip, and then there's dropping your pizza. This is the order of the most horrifying things that can happen to someone.
This poor woman had her whole night planned out. Eat this large pizza while binge-watching every episode of The Office. Now, that's completely ruined.
Definitely Not A Murderer
If there's a way to decorate your car that will certainly evict you from any suspicion about being a mass murderer, it's this.
This doesn't SCREAM crazy AT ALL. Having hundreds of naked barbies glued to your car makes you seem very mentally stable. Just ahead, a picture that shows a gas leak that none of us want to see.
This Isn't How The Pigs Envisioned Their Day Ending
Imagine being a pig, eating on whatever they eat on in the morning having a regular lazy day and then BOOM.
You immediately have to become an Olympic swimmer and get to the top of the barn. Lot's of respect to these pigs who have finessed their way to survival.
When Your Shift Ends At 5 And It's 5:01
There might be a fire happening behind this fireman, but he clocked out about a minute ago, and he has a few beers he wants to crush.
I'm sure he gives his sincerest apologies to whoever's house is burning down, but a shift is a shift and for this fella, his is over.
That's Just Foul
There's being at the wrong place at the wrong time, and then there's this unfortunate green screen moment.
Either the control room knew that she just ate cheese after claiming to be lactose intolerant, or this poor girl just has some seriously bad luck.
Right After The Mexican Food Hits
Speaking of food not sitting well, this guy is feeling the wrath of eating a little bit too much Chipotle.
There are those times when your entire body feels paralyzed and you need to strip down naked to give your skin as much room as possible. I'm not even going to mention the socks and sandals.
Going All Out For The Skittle
This is fair. If there's an unclaimed Skittle on the ground, you do what you have to do to get it.
Skittles are a candy that will never get old. They're more addicting than any drug that you can get on the street. So drastic measures have to be made to get your fix.
