Some People Need To Quit While They’re Ahead
Sometimes, it's hard not to pass judgment on others. You hate when people question your weird habits, so why bother with theirs?
Well, some things need intervention, and you're about to see why. Would you ever use a telescope the wrong way and not notice, or use Tide Pods as bath bombs?
We hope not, but some of the folks ahead had other plans...
Tough Situation To Be In
Kar L. Stine has the right idea here. She can go out wearing any article of clothing, but if she leaves the fridge open, we don't know if she'll have anyone that can vouch for her.
Even Your Favorites Can Turn On You
Don't you dare let this phrase leave your mouth in the presence of broke, starving college students. The free pizza is the only way you'll get people to come to the event.
Taking It To The Extreme
You know this person is a ride or die Android user when he threatens to cut some fingers off for his Galaxy phone. Let it go and hope you get a better smartphone.
Just Go Home
Hey, Mr., didn't you know you had a hat on your head? Was the hat strictly a fashion statement, or were you giving your hand some exercise? Kudos to whoever noticed this and took the picture.
Now's Not The Time
This man must be really happy about the future he has ahead of him. Of course, that includes no more wife around and the freedom to do what he wants. That's not so bad.
What A Hilarious Mistake
This is why not everyone should have a Twitter. We're extremely glad this user took the time to call that person out for such a horrendous use of her vocabulary.
Slow Your Roll There, Buddy
We love Tajin as much as the next person, don't get us wrong, but this isn't okay. At that point, you're not even going to taste the watermelon at all.
Great Job, Genius
We're going to guess that wasn't the finished version of the tattoo, and that work still needed to get done. Nevertheless, you have to get rid of the whole idea now.
Joke's On You!
Well, what did you expect? You'll probably never see or hear from this person again, so it was anything goes when it came to the joke. And that's why Pizza Hut is savage.
There's A Lot Going On Here
Either the thief likes to pose as Post Malone, or the culprit is the pop star. We'll go with the former, and we would like this to end at once.
This Is Unbelievable
How in the world did this hot dog become this hot!? It looks more like a nuclear threat at this point than an afternoon snack. Also, what is that weird bun?
Virginia Tech Needs To Cut It Out
Yeah, like a long piece of paper attached to the pen students use during a test will prevent them from cheating. This might be the best idea since sliced bread (not).
Don't Ever Use That Acronym Again
By now, this person has to know that's the worst acronym ever invented. There's no way the other person would know that. That's immature for him to think she would understand.
Just Don't Make Another Park
How would one accidentally mutate a chicken to have a dinosaur face without having already messed around with the idea? Dinosaur DNA isn't easy to come by since they're all gone...
At Least He's Honest
This tattoo artist beat us to the punch. He stopped before even getting started, and we appreciate that. That is a pretty good lion tattoo, and it looks the length of a full-sleeve.
No Context, No Problem
We hope that whoever kissed this didn't go any further. How would he or she go further, you ask? We have no idea, but being capable of this means you can do anything.
How Long Did She Stay Like This?
We wonder how long she stood there looking like this. Surely, she didn't see anything any better than gazing up with just her eyes. Sometimes, all you can do is take a picture of the questionable things.
Go Ahead And Stop Traffic
Bringing your weight set outside into the crosswalk is unheard of. Did he not think a car or two would drive by soon? This isn't The Notebook. There are consequences for your actions.
How Did This Person's Year Go?
We wonder how this person's 2018 went if this is what self-care is to her. If you're going to use the pods, you have to at least go for the lavender Gain.
The Design Team Should Fire Themselves
Who had the bright idea to do this? They need to stop right now before creating any more ridiculous and unsanitary habitats in the restroom. Is anyone really willing to sit that close to each other?
Now He's Broke
This person really thinks it was really that easy for Wal-Mart to make a mistake this crucial, so he or she deserves to be on this list. Stop and think.
This Is Gold
If this is the best way you can describe something you don't know (or hopefully remember), then don't do it in a public forum. Text your friend and let them roast you, not the whole internet.
Make Sure You Know Your Plans
If that's what you want to do when you finish paying all of those dollars to learn how to do it, you'd better know how to spell it. Right on for laughing, friend.
Close The Whole Shop
They probably don't have the funds to get it fixed. We hope that's the case, because if this is some advanced marketing scheme, you should cut it out for everyone's sake.
Maybe He Doesn't Want To Hear That Right Now
When someone slides into your DMs, it isn't to talk about conspiracy theories. "It makes me feel safer," is an okay answer for this question, but not "because of government spies."
Someone Needs To Go Back To Elementary School
How old is the person asking this question? We'll give a pass if it were like a third-grader, but if it isn't, then they need to figure things out in life.
Ah Yes, The Liquid Zoo
Everyone loves going to the liquid zoo! It's one of the best places on Earth, especially if you love fish and sharks. We want to go to the liquid zoo right now.
Go Take Your Water On Face
Taking a water on face isn't that bad. Just put it in your hand and toss it in your face. What's wrong with that? No_Pulse should know how to spell, that's all.
What Trying To Raise Kids Looks Like
There's nothing you can do to prevent a child from acting bonkers. Putting a sock in French onion dip is the epitome of parenting, so get used to it, pal.
They Say True Friends Are Hard To Find
If your friend has you get half into a dumpster to take a picture, dump them. Conversely, if you offer to do it without them asking, get a little more self-respect.
Now That's A Motto
As far as company mottos go, there are definitely worse. They're not going to make any false promises or tell you they can deliver something beyond their skill set. You know exactly what you're getting: mediocrity.
All Worry All The Time
We don't really need someone else's shirt to remind us to worry every second of the day and let our worries suck up all of our happiness, but thanks anyway.
Nailed It
In their head, I'm sure they thought it was a great design, but clearly, they should have had a second opinion look at it before printing it on their T-shirts.
The Perfect Design Does Not Exis—
Just because the design works on one half does not mean that is' going to work on the other side too. You always have to test it over the fold before you manufacture it.
Oh, Don't Mind Him
All you wanted was a nice panoramic shot. The key, though, is that if there is someone in the photo, you have to tell them or they end up moving and you're left with this.
Really Feeling The Love
This person joined Tinder probably to get a bit of a confidence boost and remind themselves that other people find them attractive, but the app had other plans for them.
It Still Gets The Point Across
If only there was some letter in the word "Paris" that resembled the Eiffel Tower... Oh, wait. There is! And unfortunately for this company, that letter is not the "R."
Stick To The Basics
This is what happens when you try to get too creative with your holiday cards. You could've stuck to something simple, but no, you had to reach for something original.
This Is Why Punctuation Matters
Well, this is just plain rude to the children playing in this area. It's not their fault that they're extremely slow, so you can just keep on driving at whatever speed you choose to.
Holding On By A Thread
The things that people are willing to go through for fashion! This girl doesn't even realize that she is seconds away from having to pick up her soon-to-be shattered iPhone off the ground.
