Slacker Employees Who Are Barely Even Faking It
Working with or having an incompetent employee can get to you. Their antics can only go on for so long before things start to get bothersome. Some aren't trying to be that way, but others do it on purpose.
Telling the difference between the two can be hard, because normally the slackers pretend they just didn't know any better, but these people are barely even faking it.
The Who?!?
Even if you aren't a fan of their music, there's no way you don't know how to spell their name.
They're one of the biggest bands ever, so you have to put some respect on their name.
That's Some Fire Exit...
Whoever thought this was a good idea should consider changing professions.
You mean to tell me you want people dropping at least 10 feet if there's a fire in that building?
"You Want To Play Games With Me, Huh?"
Unless this is in Opposite World, this remote makes no sense.
Since it isn't, the person who made this mistake needs to look take a good long look in the mirror.
It Almost Fits
"Almost" doesn't work in this situation. Adding a brick as a replacement isn't going to cut it for this one.
There's got to be another way to make sure people don't turn their ankles or fly off their bikes.
What A Great Warning
Even if the floor was wet, it's carpet. You aren't going to slip and fall as if you were on tile or wood.
So why even bother putting this out there?
Who Dropped The Ball?
This would be like selling soccer balls at a baseball game. If you're going to be a company that advertises something specific, you better be all about that thing.
Who didn't make the right call here?
Since When Did They Have Bones?
Am I missing something here? If I knew watermelons had bones, I'd get that version every time!
It's like when you order wings bone-in or bone-out, you have to have the options!
Doesn't Seem Very Safe
Did they think this one out before installation? It seems like that powerful water fountain could cause some serious problems if it hit that outlet.
That person shouldn't play around like that.
Looking For Dragons?
The person who did this must be on the lookout for a special bird.
As if anyone is going to parachute in like James Bond and break into the building.
Way To Go!
I hope this person's mother didn't see this package before she got it.
That would be all bad if she did. Some people don't follow instructions very well, and this proves that.
What A Great Safety Bump!
If you move your car a few feet to the left, you can avoid that baby speed bump.
What was the point of putting that thing there if it wasn't going to stop anyone?
Poor Placement
Does it want us to be happy or does it want us not to be happy?
This one is tough to figure out, so it's safe to blame the designers who worked on this.
No Clue How This Works
You can hammer a nail into the asphalt?
That doesn't seem like an ideal way to handle a situation like this, so maybe they should've just gone to get some paint.
What A Fix!
Yeah right, this isn't a good idea at all.
The person who did this probably was at the end of their shift, and wanted to get things over with so they could leave.
Well, This Is Interesting
From my understanding, the employee who placed that sticker there wants people to do headstands as they ride this public transportation.
If they're into yoga, that could be new and fun for them.
It Says "Angry Dog"
This pooch doesn't get it. It's supposed to scare people, not make them want to come up and pet it!
Perhaps that's all it wants in this life, and not to frighten folks.
Debbie Likes To Eat
If you're a Debbie in a situation like this, maybe you should invest in your own food.
If you have the whole office labeling their meals, then you are a hazard.
"Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This"
What kind of monster would dare to do this?
If you work with someone like this, I feel sorry for you and everyone else that has to deal with it.
"Dad's Second Car Crash This Week"
I think that Dad might not be around with that company much longer. If this is the second time he's messed around and dropped a dead body, that isn't a good sign.
Or maybe Dad's the one in the casket here, in which case, yikes, that kid has jokes.
There's A Lot To Digest Here
This isn't very pleasant to see. Cathy is lonely, but none of her employees want her to have quality conversations about ferrets with the customers.
As I said, there's a lot to digest here.
"Office Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-It Drama Ensues"
Passive-aggression isn't a good vibe in the workplace. It can leave people feeling highly uncomfortable and lead to much worse things.
These folks should handle this issue before it gets too late.
"Taco Bell Employees Follow Instructions Well!"
You couldn't think of anything more creative than that?
This person's boss must not be very nice, or this employee is a lazy one with no sense of creativity. Which one is it?
That's Interesting
The only cool part about this sign covering the speed limit is that if the cops pull you over, you can say you didn't know how fast you could go.
Because seriously, how are you supposed to know?
"Saw This In Our Break Room"
Break room mistakes are the worst. People get suspicious, rumors start flying, and everyone starts to speculate about who the fishy fiend is.
Hopefully, this sign helped clear things up for whoever left the tuna parts in the sink.
Would You Trust Him?
I'm not trusting anyone who gets nervous doing their own job.
Call me crazy, but I'm paying you to get the job done, regardless of whether I look while you do it.
"Hunting Dog For Sale"
Poor dog, he doesn't know that his owner has had enough of his silly games.
He's no hunting dog if he doesn't notice that bird right behind him. Maybe that's part of his tactics?
The Dial On A Welder Is Just A Magnet With Sharpie On It
The employee who placed that fake dial there had it up for about six months.
The problem with that is, nobody noticed or mentioned it, so they may not be paying that much attention to their work.
How Hard Is It To Replace A Roll Properly?
Do you think this was an act of laziness, or did someone not have enough time to properly install this?
There's no way to know, but regardless, they need to do it right next time.
She Isn't Allowed To Have Rips In Her Jeans
The sad part about this is that you can still see the rips.
She isn't fooling anyone but herself if she thinks her employers won't see them on her kneecaps.
