Simple But Surprising Realizations That Completely Changed The Way We Feel About The World

No Forklifts Allowed

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The thing is, I never have the urge to operate heavy machinery until I’m on medication and told by the label that I’m not allowed to.

Only in my drug-induced wooziness do I want to get behind the wheel of a tractor and start harvesting corn.