People Who Probably Wish They’d Just Stayed Home

Life has a funny way of taking us down paths we might never have expected. Due to this, there are some hiccups along the way that you can't avoid. The people you're about to see experienced something that made them regret every decision they've ever made. It wasn't their fault; that's just how the cookie crumbles.

A Mercedes Can't Swim

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Can you imagine driving your nice Mercedes into the ocean? Did they park at low tide?

Did the car grow a mind of its own and steer off into the water to cool down?

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Not What Was Wanted

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This is when all you want is a glass of wine, but the wine opener starts to play with your emotions. Back to square one for this person.

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Hopefully, they don't screw it up again.

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Evading The Police?

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For some reason, this lady began spray-painting her car from yellow to black in the parking lot.

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She needed it done immediately after purchase for some odd reason, but I may have a clue.

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What's Going On With This Person?

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I can't tell what the white foam stuff is, but I hope this person figured out how to pull over safely.

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That's an accident waiting to happen and a bad day.

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Get This Delivery Man Out Of Here

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This delivery man has no clue how vital that package could be. What if the wind picked up and carried that thing off the roof into the streets?

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This is a bad decision and a tough retrieval.

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Stepping Into Fresh Cement

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Seeing this lets you know that you should always be aware of your surroundings.

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Unless she's legally blind, there's no excuse for walking into freshly poured cement like she did here.

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"Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster..."

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Great, now you've lost a quality shirt for thinking you knew a microwave hack.

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If the microwave does this to regular fabric, imagine what it does to our food while it's in there...

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When Your Kid Gets Stuck In A Claw Machine

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This little kid is quite the ambitious one.

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Figuring out how to contort their body to fit inside that claw machine is pretty impressive, but now their family is worried.

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Visiting California From Arizona Thinking You Don't Need Sun Screen

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"It's plenty hot in Arizona; I think I can handle some sun at California's beaches."

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Assuming that's what this man told himself, he found out that he was painfully wrong.

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Making An Illegal U-Turn At The Worst Time...

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Since this was an illegal U-turn, there probably weren't any signs in this person's view saying you can't go this way.

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Learning the hard way isn't always fun, but you learn.

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When Your Manager Doesn't Think The Dough Will Keep Rising

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An employee listened to their manager about tossing away the dough in the trash can, and this was the result.

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If only they had followed their guy. Now, they're stuck cleaning this up.

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There Goes The Phone!

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One hard brake and this phone is out of here!

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It's literally hanging on for its life and there's no telling how long it did this before the owner finally noticed.

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Taking The Ice Tray Out With An Automatic Ice Maker

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Good luck taking out all that ice!

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You're going to need a pick of some sort and a lot of patience. Ice will melt all over the floor unless you handle this with precision.

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Someone Thinks They're Clean

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Imagine pumping syrup into your hands thinking it was hand sanitizer.

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You should immediately feel sticky and regret even just pressing down on the pump. Hopefully, not many fell for this.

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What's Going To Happen Now?

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I wonder what this person thought while approaching the end of this tunnel.

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Was there a moment of slow realization that this U-Haul wasn't going to get through, or was there a rush of confidence?

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Who's Worse Off, The Manager Or Customer?

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You're starving and you finally pull into your favorite drive-thru only to find this sign. Now you're defeated, but how is the manager of this place feeling?

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Is anyone getting fired?

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When Your Mom Loves Pressing Buttons

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When your mom loves pressing buttons she knows nothing about, this is the result.

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Snow in your vehicle and all over your clothes doesn't sound like fun, more like a messy clean-up.

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Look Like Someone Is Stuck

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What if this person had an emergency and needed to get somewhere in a rush?

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Do they knock down all the supplies behind their car or call an Uber? There's no telling.

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He's Done For The Night

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There's no way this man can continue on with the night after something like this.

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His friends need to make sure he gets home safely and without harming himself even further.

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He Messed Up

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How does one plan on explaining this to his chief when he looks back at the tape?

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This Lawrence police officer has some explaining to do when he gets back to the office.

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So... Who's Cleaning It?

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In situations like this, is there a designated group or person who does the cleaning, or do they do it together?

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Either way, this seems like an all-day job.

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Two-Year-Old Sabotages Laptop

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If you wake up and see your laptop like this, what are you going to do?

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You know it was your child who is a baby, so there's no one to blame.

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The Salt Factory Broke

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There's a salt factory in Chicago next to a car dealership.

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One day, things went sideways and plenty of cars got more than their daily recommended intake of sodium. How much do you think it'll cost to fix this?

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"I'll Be Sure To Double-Check The Cap Before Shaking"

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Nice job, genius. That's a decent-sized spill that you're responsible for now. Checking caps is a crucial step before you shake anything in this life.

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By the way, is that chocolate or paint?

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When Your Dad Gets Distracted

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When you let someone who isn't a professional cut your hair, you need to make sure they pay attention.

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If not, you could end up like this poor soul who didn't stand a chance.

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"I Left An Air Horn On The Dash Of My Car On A Sunny Day"

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Heat doesn't mix well with certain things.

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As you can see, this air horn wasn't a fan of the hot sun beaming at it all day, so it decided to erupt.

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Automated Parking System Crushes Door

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If you're going to use an automatic parking system, you must always make sure you closed your doors.

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If not, you'll have to say goodbye to your door and pay top dollar to get it replaced.

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When You Leave Your Window Open All Night

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If you aren't a fan of spiders, coming to your car and seeing this is probably the worst.

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Where is the little thing at if it isn't waiting in the middle?

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Forgetting To Check Before Sitting

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This guy is going to have to wait until the place is empty to complete this restroom visit.

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That, or ask the stall next to him to spare a square.

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Husband Found Out The Reclining Chair Goes Too Far Back

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The reclining chair can be your best friend until it betrays you. You always get the feeling that it might rock back like this, but it rarely does.

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My condolences to this man.

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Dropping Your Phone While Biking

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You shouldn't drink and drive, and now you can't bike and text.

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If you do, this could happen and you'll no longer have access to your social media until you get a new one.

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We Need To Pay Teachers More

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Remember the agony of picture day in grade school?

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Most of us have escaped that evil part of life, but teachers still have to endure horribly awkward and unflattering photos like this first-time teacher.

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Hope The Embassy Can Help Him Out!

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People tell you that having children and caring for them is one of the most rewarding jobs of your life...

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...but they do not mention that your small demon spawn will get you stuck in a foreign country.

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This Person Actually Regrets Not Getting Out Of Bed

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As someone who is deeply lazy, I've eaten meals in bed more than a normal person would like to admit, but I at least follow the golden rule:

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Never attempt it with pasta.

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Think Before You Ink, Kids

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Upon finding this marking on his rescue dog, this man went to get a matching tattoo of the same symbol.

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It wasn't until later that he realized the sign means he's neutered.

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Hope This Mom Has Apple Care

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The mom who posted this explained that she found her phone in the toilet.

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She wasn't sure how exactly it ended up there until she scrolled through her camera roll and found the culprit.

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He Wasn't Meant To Live On This Planet

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After having a couple of reactions, this man went to get a formal allergy test done to find out what he was reacting to.

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He ended up having an allergic reaction to almost every tested allergen.

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Computer Overheating Is No Joke

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I don't know much about technology, but I think that a computer being on fire is a bad thing.

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Perhaps I should take the overworked fan on my laptop a little more seriously.

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The Dog Is The Only Winner In This Situation

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This poor woman: I wouldn't be able to handle the embarrassment and shame of ever seeing Brian again.

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I would pack up my bags and find a new place to live.

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Is This An Omen?

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This guy explained that he dropped his wedding ring only for the thing to break like this.

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I'm not particularly superstitious, but I do think this is a bad sign for the marriage.

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Mom And Dad Would Be So Proud

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A kid like this probably did it on purpose. Wet cement is everyone's dream come true.

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You can be artistic and leave your mark for everyone to see. Here we have a kid who failed to grind on the wet cement. At least he got to leave his mark forever.

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First Day On The Job, Paint Truck Crashes

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Nobody would ever expect this to happen, especially if it's your first day on the job in the contracting industry.

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Clearly, this newbie forgot to close the paint lids and all hell broke loose afterward. Who cares about the truck, he’s going to need a bath more than once over the course of the week.

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If Usain Bolt Can Run Fast, Anything Is Possible

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Hippos might be big, but don't underestimate them. They can come after you when you least expect it. Once they do, you have to pull a Forrest Gump.

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With some glimmer of hope, you’ll be as fast as Usain Bolt. This would be hilarious if it were to happen at a zoo.

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Great, Now I Can't Take My Afternoon Bathroom Break

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This sort of thing makes you want to puke a little bit. Seeing a wet roll of toilet paper is disturbing and the least appealing thing ever.

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When something like this happens, it totally ruins your afternoon bathroom break. No one is really going to fish out that roll anyway.

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Friday Night Is Ruined Thanks To This

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Every pizza fanatic's nightmare becomes a reality. You and your friends get excited about the pizza you just ordered.

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Once it comes, the second you open it, all the cheese is ripped off, mainly because it’s too hot to eat. This is sadder than the ending of

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Much Worse Than A Game Of Jenga

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Good luck trying to bounce back from this. It's really worse than a game of Jenga. The only difference is that you actually have to clean up this mess, unlike picking up the pieces of the Jenga tower.

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You know what though, working in an egg factory does have it struggles, and this sums up why.

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They're Gonna Feel That One In The Morning

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Anytime you see this, it should remind you of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

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If you have no idea, then look it up and watch the video. It’s rather bizarre to see a grown man get stuck in a coil. It would be terrible if a bunch of kids played around him too.

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The Chef's Assistant Was A Little Too Curious

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If you have a cat, you'll understand this. As cute and furry as they come, cats can be a little 'you know what,’ especially when they want to lend a helping hand in the kitchen.

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They’re just there to destroy what you’re making for dinner and claim it for themselves. We’re on to you, kittens!

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When You're The Last One Out Of Bed In The Military

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Welcome to the military, where if you're the last one out of bed, this is the cruel punishment you get.

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This soldier probably had the ultimatum of doing this or unclogging the toilets in all the bathrooms. Even if he has to do both, he should pound the alarm next time.

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Just Trying To Get Off The Bus

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This lady was just trying to squeeze off the bus at the last second when something went terribly wrong.

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The problem is that she's at the back of the bus, so the bus driver might not know what’s happened for quite some time. At least she’ll get some fresh air!