People Who Just Need To Stop Because They’re Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
Have you ever seen someone do something, and immediately thought that it's time that they pack up and quit while they're already so far behind? It's like that person who is two laps behind on Rainbow Road because they can't stay on the course, and you just want them to give up on Mario Kart for everyone's sake.
Sometimes they don't realize what they've done. Other times, they just have such evil chaotic energy that they have to be stopped for the good of mankind. Here are people that we all need to just not do what they're doing.
If Only There Was A Clothing Item That Could Shade His Eyes From The Sun...
Inside his head, he has two brain cells just bouncing around like the DVD logo screensaver, hoping to collide so that he could have a singular good thought.
They clearly didn't touch on this day.
Has This Person Never Carried A Pizza Before?
This person probably dropped about $15 on these two pizzas only to immediately tilt and hold them in the worst way possible, instantly ruining the whole pie.
What a waste!
Even The Algorithm Knows
Yikes, can you imagine a social media site telling you that they think you're an ugly loser?
How do you think the algorithm came to that conclusion? Much to think about.
I Can See Why Someone Would Want To Divorce Him
There is a wide array of times where taking a selfie is inappropriate.
See: funerals, criminal trials for mass murderers, and, evidently, a divorce hearing to split the assets. Sir, get yourself together.
You Can't Fully Trust Craigslist
Getting scammed during an online purchase is not that uncommon, but I have to laugh at how this seller just snipped a pair of old headphones and called it a day.
There's lazy and then there's this person.
This Was Made By A Madman
The sheer amount of chaotic energy contained in this photo could probably power the entire state of Montana for three years.
This evil sandwich will haunt my dreams for at least the next eight weeks.
Did...Did He Really...Just Think...
Sign this man up for a financial basics course, please. Either that, or make someone else responsible for his debit card.
I hope he knows better now, or at least is not in overdraft.
"Yeah, I Put More Soap In The Dispenser"
I'm imagining how enraged I would be if I went to a public bathroom and saw this in the dispenser when I went to wash my hands.
For the person who did this: why?
Yes, Because That Is How It Works
I wonder how long it took for her to realize her mistake, if she realized it at all.
Let's hope that her niece or nephew turns out a little bit smarter than her.
When We Said You Had Crappy Taste In Men, This Is Not What We Meant
I am revolted by this image.
I have an intense visceral reaction every time my brain makes the mistake of letting my eyes focus on the lipstick stain, forcing me to think of how it got there.
She Just Got A Little Confused
This is a more wholesome interaction. This mom was just trying to make some chicken and have a little avocado.
Her attempt to get Google results was poor, but her intentions remained pure.
I Guess It Will Have To Be Delivery, Not DiGiorno
If you need a "This Side Up" sticker in order to correctly make a frozen pizza in the oven, you don't deserve to be remotely close to an oven ever again.
Or a microwave for that matter.
He Seems So Chill About It
This dude is so deep in the friend zone that these girls see him as a piece of furniture.
Also, how in the world is this man's back supporting these two girls so easily? And why don't they just go sit on a bench or something?
This Might Be The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen In My Life
I wonder if multiple people have ever attempted to use this washroom at the same time, and if so: how uncomfortable was it for all parties involved?
Where did the people look?
This Is So Lawless And Undemocratic
Of course, you should always exercise your right to vote, but this is the most anarchist, chaotic election behavior I have seen in my life.
I am so afraid of what is happening in there.
"For The Cakes, Can You Just Put Happy Birthday On Both?"
This cake decorator probably isn't working at the bakery anymore after this happened.
My favorite part is that they didn't even realize the mistake even as they moved on to the second cake.
Actually, I Have No Idea What's Going On Nor Do I Want To
Somebody, please arrest this person who is so savagely mistreating this watermelon. They are clearly a menace to civilization and a danger to society.
Their mind works in ways that human consciousness should never achieve.
Knowing One's Limits Is A Good Quality, I Guess
You know, some people don't know a lost cause when they see one, so I'm pretty impressed by this guy's self-awareness in the face of a challenge.
His resignation to his lack of talent is kind of inspiring.
There Was A Better Way To Order This
I just know that the people working in the kitchen at this place were so mad while making this order. As they should have been.
It seems the ordering party had never heard of fractions.
In order to save money on gas, it seems like this family takes the ol' electric scooter out for a rip every once in a while.
One wrong move, and that little boy will go flying. They should at least have helmets on!
Smells Like Yeehaw Spirit
I bet it would absolutely break Billy Ray Cyrus's Achy Breaky Heart to know that he was mistaken for the wrong person, and Kurt Cobain is currently rolling in his grave.
Just more proof a 90s haircut is not the way to go.
Jealousy Can Really Be A Monster
This poor guy let his jealousy get the best of him.
I'm sure Mario Badescu's skincare line really does make his girlfriend happy, or at least the pores on her face are tighter.
Add Bidet Use To North American School Curriculums ASAP
I'll admit, the first time I saw a bidet, I had no idea that it was meant for cleaning up after a bathroom break, but at least I didn't attempt to drink from it.
I hope this woman realized her mistake before it was too late.
The Snake Whisperer
This snake seems surprisingly chill with the fact that this girl is basically holding onto it for dear life.
I think this big boy is a python, so at least they're not venomous.
Somebody Get Post Malone An Encyclopedia
In his defense, they are both Australian animals that start with the letter K, but the kangaroo looks disappointed nonetheless.
His voice may be beautiful, but maybe he should consult someone when it comes to wildlife.
Someone Needs To Stop Post Malone's Mania
First the koala and now this? Post Malone can't be stopped and we just have to accept it.
We can beg him to end the chaotic energy he lives his life with but sorry, it will never happen.
This Person Didn't Achieve What They Wanted
This is such a perfectly ironic tattoo typo, though I'm sure owner of these two tattoos is less than pleased.
Unfortunately, the mistakes they made in ink are forever on their skin!
@Science, Why Are You Doing This?
I love to think about how in old science fiction movies, the characters believed we'd have flying cars and maybe have eradicated cancer from humans, but science gave us a demon bird instead.
Seems like a fair trade.
Who Allowed This To Happen?
Every time I see something like this, I think about how many people had to go through the process of making it happen without it getting disapproved.
The store owner, the letter designer, the contractor who put it up, etc.
A More Immersive News Experience
Perhaps don't wear a green dress if you work in broadcasting and spend a lot of time in front of green screens.
I'm sure the viewers really enjoyed the mishap though!
You Know, At Least They Figured Their Mistake Out
You know, they were trying to make a point and accidentally made the opposite one.
They looked back and learned from the incident, and we have to admire that progress. Baby steps.
Did This Makeup Artist Have Eyes?
If you're a makeup artist who can't color match for skin tones of people of color, then you probably shouldn't consider yourself a makeup artist.
Maybe being a clown would be a better profession?
Close, But So Far
It's amazing the things you can see when you use your eyes and think a little, such as the logo for the car you've already photographed your hand on the wheel of.
So close.
Someone caught this old man taking a creepy, sneaky picture of a young woman's backside out in public.
My grandpa hardly knows how to turn on his phone, let alone take a photo.
There Had To Be A Less Weird Way To Word That
There were probably dozens of other ways to explain that Amazon was creating a Tony Stark-esque glasses with Alexa programming, but for some reason, this company thought this was the best way.
They were wrong.
This Is A Disgrace
This person seriously needs to invest in a ashtray for their car, because this poor dashboard can only take so much.
Or even a plastic bag or something, because anything is better than this.
Just Say Thank You And Shut Up, Dylan
Listen, it's totally okay to not celebrating a holiday out of personal preference, but that doesn't mean you have to be a total jerk to someone who is sending you well wishes.
Read the room dude.
Instagram Influencers Are A Menace To Society
Naturally, Instagram models flocked to the California super blooms to take photos and, without any regard for the actual nature, trampled the flowers in pursuit of the perfect photo to post.
Big sigh for this one.
Be Careful And Protect Your Brainwaves
As a general piece of life advice, you should know that anyone who considers themselves one of the smartest people alive and rubs it in your face is likely not that smart.
Unless they want us to think that?
Is That Allowed?
I'm genuinely curious: did this person just buy a boat on a whim and, that same day, try to haul it out to a lake without using a trailer?
They just attached it to the hitch and called it a day.
Imagine Posting A Selfie So Inaccurate That The Government Makes It Illegal
In general, photoshopping in the media has been highly criticized for decades since magazines airbrush their models and social media influencers doctor photos.
But imagine how absolutely unrealistic your photo has to be in order for the government to get involved.
Whoever Made This Is Friends With Satan
This is a new prototype for airplane economy seating to maximize cabin space, as if the cramped seating wasn't already a nightmare.
I just want the person who designed this to know that they are a monster.
What Does That Even Mean?
I like that this person didn't even brag about their ability to do math, but instead just said that it was around them.
What does that mean? Doesn't math technically surround all of us since every movement in life involves physics?
Happy Birthday!
The person who took this photo asked their friends for a Shrek themed cake for their birthday and this is what their friends delivered.
I wish I could unsee this.
I Blame Cats For Everything
Imagine the world right now if the movie Cats had never hit the theaters.
I think that we'd probably have flying cars and have solved world hunger had it never been released.
