People Who Had Days That Started Better Than Yours, And Definitely Ended Much Worse
We've all had those days when it seems that nothing can stop us from feeling positive and happy. Then it all goes downhill fast. Life is unpredictable and can go from blissful to awful in 0.02 seconds. Thanks, life.
For most of us, the negativity stems from a bunch of little inconveniences that build up to an annoying level. The people in this article, on the other hand, must've missed the gradual decline that we've been blessed with. Let's just say that your first day as a cotton candy maker won't go so great. Don't blink or you might miss it, enjoy.
About To Go Full Velma From Scooby Doo
For anyone who relies on glasses to get through their day without tripping over their own feet, this picture is terrifying.
This guy will be channeling his inner Velma from Scooby Doo where he'll start yelling "Fred, Daphne, where are my glasses? I can't see without my glasses."
Selling That Thing To The Lowest Bidder
Yes, I understand that bees are very important to the environment and they're quickly dying off, so we need to preserve them as much as possible.
But, that doesn't take away from the fact that the buzzing sound they make gives many of us nightmares. If this were my car, I would sell it to the first person who would offer. Not a chance I'm getting within 400 feet of that car.
Just A Quick Dip
This is the image that every single parent replays in their mind as soon as their kid gets their driver's license.
What ends up being a seemingly innocent trip to Wal-Mart quickly turns into a quick dip in the neighbor's pool. Who knew the "D" and "R" meant two completely different directions?
Toronto Police Doing What The Avengers Couldn't
When you dress up to go to a Comic-Con event, usually this isn't how you picture the ending of your day.
It's humiliating enough to get arrested while wearing a Calvin Klein suit — it's even more so when you're dressed up as a fictional character from a movie. I guess he couldn't cosplay his way out of this one.
A Rough Start To The After Life
Imagine dying for just one second — okay wait, that got really dark, really fast. But, one can only assume it's a semi-peaceful experience.
Now, imagine knowing that your casket flew out of a window and onto the highway. This person is turning over in their coffin knowing that's how their legacy is going to be remembered by the world. They've seen better days.
Start Classy, End Trashy
I have so many questions about this picture, but, I'm not sure I even want the answers.
How does one go from their wedding to crying on a subway looking like they just went mudding on an ATV in backwoods Alabama? It was a bridesmaid, wasn't it? It's ALWAYS a bridesmaid.
Hungry, Hungry Hippos
Interestingly enough, hippos can't swim or float. They walk or stand on the surfaces below the water. They spend most of their time submerged because it helps to protect their skin.
As you can see, this gentleman was excited to peacefully observe hippos in their natural habitat. Unfortunately, he found out that they're one of the most dangerous and aggressive animals alive. His outing quickly turned to a bad spin-off of the "Running of the Bulls."
"Why Did I Even Leave The House Today?"
Everyone has those days where everything goes wrong, and you feel like you should've just stayed home.
You wake up feeling refreshed, grab a bowl of cereal and you're out the door. You got your headphones in listening to Happy by Pharrell and then BAM, Splash Mountain showers you in the form of a malicious bus driver. It's at that point as you stand in a zombie-like posture as the water drips from every pore in your body that you realize it's time to go back to bed.
Consider Yourself Financially Responsible
So this is a gut shot to Ronald Wayne. You probably think that after he left Apple, he started another business that made him more money, right?
Well, he retired in a mobile home park in Nevada and was selling stamps and rare coins for extra income. Even more of a shot in the stomach is that Wayne sold the original Apple agreement in 1990 that was signed by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak for $500. It was re-sold in 2011 for $ 1.6 million. Ouch.
The Writing Was On The Wall
Okay, can we have an honest talk about shortcuts? The road to success is all about exploiting the shortcuts that life gives you.
You realize this when you go to college and can buy cheatsheets for exams that get you better marks than if you actually studied. Duh. I'd rather have a 90% in a course because I cheated than have a 60% because I "did the right thing" and was honest with myself about my intelligence.
"Proficient In Cotton Candy-ing"
This man started his day thinking it was going to be smooth-sailing on his first day as a cotton candy dude.
Well, just like people who say they're proficient in Excel, this guy lied about his experiences too. He literally turned into cotton candy by the end of the day. Kids were taking bites out of his arm like Mike Tyson nibbles on ears.
Some Mixed Messaging With This Present...
A mom gave her kid's middle school teacher a gift for Valentine's Day, and it took an unexpected turn. What went from a classic rose exchange turned quickly into some 50 Shades of Grey stuff because it ended up being a lace thong.
The jury is still out as to whether the mom was aware of her purchase, but The Thorny Devil Adult Store usually isn't the first stop for an innocent flower.
Linda, Honey, You Should've Thought This Through A Little More
The world has become very sensitive to different cultures, but one that seems to be overlooked is the Zebra. Yes, Zebra is a culture, and if you didn't know that, then you're just as bad as Linda.
Zebra stripe fashion has been a thing for many decades, but it needs to come to a full stop. This is just one of the many confrontations that happen daily at different zoos and wildlife conservation parks. We need to stay woke.
When You Just Don't Care Anymore
At what age do we just stop caring and just live the life we want to live? I have so much envy looking at this picture because there's not one care in the world on her mind.
Wet paint? Bring it on bench. This bench is probably 15 years-old tops, and this woman has 40 years on it easily. That's 40 years of wear and tear, so no wet paint is going to dampen her day.
Dude, You Can't Bunny Hop That
There have been many battles that have gone back and forth over the course of history. The Yankees and Red Sox tend to have an even match-up, Even Muhammad Ali lost five professional fights.
One battle that has never been fair is between kids on scooters and fresh cement. Not one time has a kid ever won — not once. Some mad respect to the kid who tried to attack it again, but the ending was too predictable.
Cover Your Eyes Millenials
This picture needs to come with some sort of trigger warning for young people. I've seen high schoolers be more upset that they had a crack in their screen then when their dog of 15 years got run over by a car.
This picture is a bit confusing. How did this person's phone get run over, yet they're Snapchatting it? That's such a millennial problem to have ran over your BACK-UP iPhone.
This Is Not How He Imagined His Chiptole Outing To Go
Here's a tip for you to do instead of getting your finger stuck in the wall at Chipotle. If you get a burrito bowl with a tortilla on the side, you get about 70% more food. You're welcome.
Also, if you go into the restaurant on Halloween, you can get a Boorito if you dressed up. It's a regular burrito for only two dollars. Also, 75 Chipotle's are equipped with solar panels for all of you environment lovers.
The Landing Could've Been Softer
I don't know one person who's ever fallen through a ceiling and enjoyed the experience. There are very few things that you can do and NEVER enjoy it, and taking a tumble through the tiles is one of them.
Getting hit in the ankles by a scooter and feeling like you ruptured your Achilles tendon is another. Having your credit card rejected when you're buying a Value Picks item at Mcdonald's is probably the third.
... And That's When You Head Home For The Day
It was at this very moment that this teacher who was printing her lesson plan for the week decided it was time to quit.
There was only one item in the entire school that she could trust, and it was this printer. As soon it decided to act out, she knew it was over. There's no way she could go back to her freshman math class and continue getting verbally assaulted. Her alone time in the printer room meant everything, and now it's done.
"It's Only Two Hour Parking, So We Have To Make Moves Here"
Here's the problem with this cementing mishap. The person in the car only paid for two hours of parking, and it's coming up on an hour and a half.
If you don't think those savage parking meter guys are going to slap this car with a fat ticket, you're living in a fantasyland. You could have a broken femur laying beside your car and those parking meter bandits will STILL give you a ticket no matter how much you beg.
