People Who Don’t Play By The Rules And We’re All For It
Let's be honest here, life is only fun if you don't play by the rules. For example, think about the most boring person in your life. My guess is that it's your aunt Jane who has been a goodie-two-shoes since pre-school and is absurdly straight edged.
If you're looking to put a finger on why you would rather watch paint dry than talk to Jane, you've just found your answer. The people in this article are the opposite of aunt Jane and we're thankful for it. These people break the rules and we're absolutely all on board to watch their hilarious shenanigans.
"I'm Getting That Prime Parking Spot No Matter What"
This woman felt drawn to a particular parking spot and she wasn't about to let some dang cars get in her way of it.
Parking spaces are prime real estate at malls. If you don't get a spot close to the front you'll be walking for a mile just to get to the entrance doors. No time for that kind of nonsense.
Challenge Accepted
When you tell people that they can't do something (especially teenagers) you best believe that they're going to do it anyway.
She was basically daring her friends to tell her a sad story after her brand new fake tan and, well, this was the result. Flawless skin patterning.
Literally The Best Bath Bomb Ever
While fancy people are fantasizing about a vanilla or lavender scented bath bomb, the rest of us normal folks look at this and see heaven.
As a kid we all dream of floating in the bathtub with pizzas all around us. Every inch of the air is filled with the smell of cooked pepperoni and pizza sauce. It's making me drool just thinking about it. Coming up, a girl eats a pizza in a way that should get her on America's Most Wanted list.
Low Key, It's A Money Pit
If you're ever short on a little bit of cash just find your nearest water fountain because there's literally a million dollars in there.
People throw away their hard earned cash into fountains in the hope that all of their wishes will come true. It's a scam. But what isn't a scam is the money that can be found at the bottom of the fountain.
YES, YOU'RE WEIRD
The reason that you go out to eat is because of the convenience factor. Most of us are inherently lazy which makes having our food made for us and delivered to us is very appealing.
So WHY would you go to a fast food place and ask them to put all of the ingredients into a box separately? This takes away everything that fast food is good for.
She Needs To Be Investigated Immediately
I'm sorry, but whoever this girl is needs shipped to Mars on the first space shuttle out of here.
There is only one way to eat pizza and there will only be one way to eat pizza. You eat it in slices, not from the inside out like this woman did. Coming up, a picture that shows that shows there are no age restrictions for playing hide-and-go-seek in department stores.
You Already Know What It Is
When you work a minimum wage job doing the same thing every day, you have to spice it up a little bit.
If that means that you change your name to Deluxe Sausage, you turn your name to Deluxe Sausage. Oh, the joy of hearing a customer call you that name would be worth getting fired over.
This Is A Hard No From Me
So there are some solid places to watch Jaws where you could get the full experience. For some it's the movie theatre because the acoustics are insane. For others it's the drive-in because the environment is spooky, and for serial killers, it's floating in the water.
There is nothing that's okay with this. You have to be a psychopath to even considering getting into one of those tubes while watching Jaws.
Catch Me If You Can
Remember the good ol' days when department stores were just big playgrounds for you and your siblings to play around in?
Well, just because you're a teenager now doesn't mean that you can't still do it. In fact, if you incorporate technology like these kids do, it just adds to the fun. Coming up, a picture that will make you want to throw up in your mouth.
This Is Puke Worthy
This is certainly out of the ordinary. We've started changing everything we used to love, WHY do we have to do it cereal too?
The texture, taste, and tradition of using milk in our morning cereal has been around for decades, can we please keep ONE thing sacred?
You See This In His Room, What Do You Do?
The answer is very easy. You slowly back away towards the door and say you have to go to the bathroom.
You turn around and sprint towards the staircase. The roommates might try to stop you but you put your head down and your elbow up and knock them over. You get to the front door, get in your car, and you're safe.
This Is Absolutely Criminal
This should be illegal across the world. If you think sucking on a lime is sour, just wait until you engulf it fully like an orange slice.
There's absolutely no situation where I can see these lime slices being used. Who in their right mind is willing to put their body through the pain and anguish of eating limes in this way? An alien, that's who. Coming up, a mom who sends the wrong pictures to her mechanic and it's really cringey.
It's The VIP Section
This is an interesting idea. On face value, it might look awful, but if every restaurant put families with annoying kids into their bathroom table, going out to eat would be much more enjoyable.
You can call the section VIP(EE) seating and it'll be one of the most popular sections of the restaurant for kids, guaranteed.
The Face Of Terror
There's nothing like getting dragged onto a roller coaster by your dad, only to realize that your life is flashing before your eyes.
This is the face of absolute terror and we don't blame her. She looks like she having more than one accident in her pants right now, so in a way, we feel bad for the dad.
"That Felt Weird"
Hey, you can't blame a woman for wanting to show off her new haircut to anyone who will look.
Not going to lie though, Susan, but this was a weird conversation from start to finish. I hope she was able to regain her dignity after this. Coming up, a picture that shows that girls have gone TOO far with their skincare products.
This Is More Than Clutch
There's nothing like the feeling of taking your dog on public transit with you. People act as if you're a celebrity.
They'll give up their spot on the subway just so that you can have a place to sit. People will trade money for being able to pet your dog. It's a win-win.
Be Careful What You Wish For
When it's springtime and you can see the glimmer of hope that is summer just ahead, it's easy to get impatient.
With that being said, you need to be careful what you wish for if you're not specific enough. This guy got exactly what he deserved.
What's It Like To Be A Cloud?
What's going on with women and their face masks these days? Girls will literally put scorching hot lava on their face if they are promised that it would remove a pimple.
This girl has gone full cloud in her attempt for clear and clean skin. With that being said, there's something really fun about this picture.
The Everday Third Degree Burn That Goes Unnoticed
Can we talk about how much we actually get burned when we cook but just brush it off?
If you're cooking bacon on the stovetop you can guarantee to be burned at least six times. This is a really smart move on this guy's part and something we should all look into.
