People Who Are Doing The Complete Opposite Of What Anyone Would Consider Normal
There's doing something right; then there's doing something so wrong it's borderline painful to watch. The people who get it wrong all the time seem to have a flair for doing the opposite.
They're pushing boundaries that nobody expected to be pushed and they treat life like it's special day of their own. Imagine brushing your teeth using ketchup to keep up with your dental hygiene. It'sa disaster waiting to happen.
Too Cool For Girls
Tinder became exhausting, so he went fishing to find a better option. This love is stronger than Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's.
It's different and bizarre, but the commitment is clearly strong. With any luck, they'll have more kids than the Little Mermaid could provide.
Mad Max: The Early Days
Mad Max won't be pleased with this. We can argue that the vehicle is paying tribute tohis earlier days, but let's not be fooled by the pulleys that are "license plates."
The only way this will get anyone out of being arrested is if they can actually go back in time.
All Hail The Star Of Cashews
There's a lot I don't get about this. Nevertheless, nothing spectacular can come from summoning the cashew demons.
When it starts its real purge, we will all have nut allergies. I, for one, welcome our new, salty overlord.
Nobody Asked For This, Poor Mario
Oh boy, this is something that will give Nintendo nightmares. It's like Mario is going to swallow us whole.
God help us if we ever find out what Luigi would look like with a smile like his brother's.
The New Kid In School
It won't be difficult to make new friends with a doggo as the new student. All the students need to do is get some tennis balls and dog treats.
Even if they aren't a student, it's good to see good doggo's like this be in service for those who need it.
The Tide Pod Challenge Took An Even Darker Turn
Come on now, haven't we learned anything from silly social media trends? Clorox with cereal can't possibly make for a balanced breakfast.
Honestly, what's the point of having hope when we haven't learned anything from eating Tide pods like it was a snack?
That's Another Accident Waiting To Happen
I know this will sound lame, but that's not exactly what the doctor meant when they said: "Keep off it."
Maybe using crutches and a mini-skateboard at the same time could be a great way to get around quicker. Luckily, we already have wheelchairs.
It's The End Of The World As We Know It
A massive fissure with smoke coming out it is nothing but a challenge from nature to hop inside.
Have fun getting out of there, especially if another eruption happens. Hopefully, eruptions and earthquakes are similar to thunder and lightning; they never strike twice in the same spot.
Want Some Watermelon With Your Shawarma?
It's cool to see one take-out place offer something healthy. It would be such a hipster thing to eat strips of watermelon on a pita bread while drinking a hoppy beer.
And to think, this could appeal to vegans if they walk in looking for a late-night snack.
Enjoying A Good Cup Lick When You Should Be Drinking Coffee
When that first sip of joe in the morning doesn't cut it, you've got to get creative.
I'm sure she just had a dribble of coffee slip down the side of the mug, but the look on her face screams that she couldn't care less. I hope it tastes as good as it looks.
The Alternative To A Sleep Mask
I guess somebody had no other cards in their wallet. This dude is going to get hacked harder than Russia ever could.
Sleeping with something on your face that valuable is a pretty stupid idea. But, you need your beauty sleep, and this will do as a sleep mask.
Ketchup Is The New Toothpaste
Your dentist is going to freak out, but let's say that it's an early April Fool's prank. They'll think it's blood, but when you're on a student budget, you've got to make some sacrifices.
Moving Day
When the bumper drops to the ground, you know moving day has gotten away from you. Things are about to unravel, but there's no way you're going to accept doing it in two trips.
Sometimes, it just pays to buy a U-Haul.
At Least This Escalator Goes Up And Down
Don't be upset by having to use stairs. It's a good excuse to say that you did leg day without going to the gym.
Just think about the number of calories someone can burn going up and down so man times.
Redbull Gives You Electrocutions!
That's not the best way to get wings. This is a funeral waiting to happen.
Too bad they thought drinking Red Bull would save them from passing the final exam. But, that's their fault for procrastinating all the time.
Lock And Load Boys
Talk about a band on the run. While everyone is poised for attack, the one with the guitar better play "Give Peace A Chance" by John Lennon.
Every good plan only works with great execution, and unfortunately, I don't love their chances.
When Somone Unloads A Brick
It's understandable if this was caused by some random clog that needed plunging. However, it's the wrong part of the bowl for that to make sense.
We can blame the person who decided to unload a brick before they had to go to work.
Pepsi Hauling Away The Competition
There, there, Cola-Cola. Pepsi got the better of you this time, and they're making sure you don't make a comeback.
We understand that you're locked in a bitter rivalry, but when it comes to losing to the competition, sometimes you have no resort. Maybe someday the CEO's of both companies will get into the octagon and fight it out.
Does This Go Sideways?
Good luck trying to navigate through this. If this thing does go sideways, there's a good chance it will transport you to a totally different universe.
It's a shame that floors six through nine didn't make the cut though. It bothers me.
Gotta Go Hard On The Video Games
How is anyone supposed to win with so much gel on their hands? I guess this is a way to avoid calluses building up as you game, but this seems a bit overboard.
This is definitely the controller you give to your friend who comes over and has to play as player 2.
