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We Have All Wondered About Zombie Physics

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Colin Mochrie poses an excellent question. Honestly, I am not convinced that a zombie could tear open a human ribcage. Zombies decompose pretty quickly. They have no muscle tone.

The people of Tumblr make a compelling argument, but I’m just not buying it. As for why we struggle with a bag of chips— it’s just ’cause we don’t want to be loud. It’s called courtesy, Mochrie.