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The Falsetto Fart Hypothesis

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Here’s the real answer: no. Your farts will not be higher pitched. That’s because helium has a lower density than air. It changes the way sound resonates through your vocal cords.

There are no vocal cords in your butt. Helium will make your burps high pitched, though.