People Are Sharing Some Hilarious Contact Names From Their Phones
Who knew that choosing a contact name for someone could be such an integral part of a friendship? Whatever you assign someone says a lot about the relationship between you and that person. Couples usually add a ton of emojis next to their significant other's name. Sometimes, the names can get outrageously funny, so here are some examples.
Who Would Be Offended?
There's nothing special going on with this name at all. It's the name she goes by in public, so what was her husband thinking?
Did he not want to add something cute? Is he planning on dumping her soon? Maybe he wanted to keep it strictly professional in his phone.
The Business Partner
It is a bit odd to find that your wife has you listed as your professional title. It also doesn't sound like something you can ask about because she might just brush it off.
On the bright side, at least people will know she's talking to someone important if they see the name. Seriously, maybe you should have a backup...
The Penguin Emperor
This man must have a creative mind. If he's giving important people silly names like this, there's no telling how he acts in real life.
To get called Penguin Emperor whenever his phone rings sounds absolutely hilarious. If you have your AirPods in, that's the name Siri will say while it's ringing.
What Is A Poonicorn?
I'm not going to question anyone's decisions here; I just need to know what in the world a poonicorn is. It's even crazier that he added Mommy in front of it.
At least he has a good story behind it that he can tell folks whenever they inquire about the name. This man is hilarious.
She Made It Clear For Him
His wife didn't want to accept only her first name. She wanted all the extras in there, so he knew she was the love of his life.
I wonder if he ever gets tired of looking at this long contact name as he texts her? Whatever the case, it's a sweet name change.
When Being Slick Goes Too Far
These two played secret couple so well, she's thinking about keeping it going at the wedding! At this point, I don't see the harm in that.
Maybe some coworkers will put the pieces together at the ceremony if she did begin her vows like that. That would be great.
The Gremlins BF
"Alex! Someone named Tim Gremlins is calling you!" That's how I imagine a younger sibling would be if she saw this user's phone while her boyfriend called.
Honestly, it isn't such a bad name to have. There has been worse and funnier, but this one is in the sweet spot. It means something to both of them.
At He Probably Appreciates It
By keeping his name as "OK Cupid Guy #3," it's a subtle reminder to him that she gave two other guys off that site a chance before him. That means the third time is a charm.
I don't know if he should feel happy about that or not even worry about it. Maybe it also reminds her that she can get back in the game if she needs to.
No Wonder They're Married
Wow, her husband must really have the hots for her. I wonder how long they've been married and how long he's had her like this.
It must really flatter her to know that he feels this way, even after all this time. That's a pretty funny and aggressively adorable name.
He's Big Daddy
For 20 years, you haven't bothered to change it to something else? Well, Rebecca Barto, you must enjoy calling that man Big Daddy.
No one's judging you, but don't tweet it like you have an issue with it. You've had 20 years to change it!
Was It Awkward?
I really wish I was there to see how this interaction went. Did he call himself that, or did a friend set him up that way? Also, was she impressed at all?
There had to be at least some sparks that flew that night if they're married now. He must really be the man.
She Had To Add It
Even though the love machine is a generic cute name to call someone, it never gets old. It can boost the recipient's ego once they hear it, so this woman Steph knows what she's doing.
Now, there's no evidence that Scott is a love machine. We're just going to have to take her word for it.
This Is Genius
Imagine hearing this at least four times a day. I'm sure he's had it this way for a while, so he's probably heard that phrase played millions of times.
As long as it makes him feel glad, more power to him. I would like to know how she feels about that name.
"Incoming Call From Tom Brady"
I have no clue why she didn't admit who her favorite football player was, but let's assume it's Tom Brady. Whenever she has a guest in her car, she should have her husband call on purpose.
That would make for great stories every time! What if her favorite player is Odell Beckham?
Where Is The Lie?
Her daughter isn't playing around when it comes to contact names. She probably has her teacher as "test grader" or something similar.
I don't think Dr. Liza Wieland should feel offended by this course of action from her daughter. Let her be.
How Loud Is She?
If the kids have her in there as "loud lady," she must be really loud. How much noise can one person make for her kids to label her like that?
There's no telling how much she yells, but the kids hear it all.
He Met Her Through Kelly
Clearly, this man met his wife through Kelly. Christina probably went with Kelly to a party where she introduced him to her future husband.
That's what could have happened, but isn't set in stone. Maybe he liked Kelly at first but settled with Christina.
What A Story!
This is probably the most elaborate story ever told to explain why someone has a certain name in your phone. Why did she even reply with "Batman!!" in the first place?
She was so scared that she had hoped this man was really The Dark Knight. This is wild.
He's Either Excited Or Scared
I need to know if this man is afraid when his wife calls or if he's excited about it. This contact name is very ambiguous.
I'm going to have to go with excitement as the reason behind this extravagant name. It's like he gets happy whenever he sees it.
He Doesn't Have The Time
As long as his wife doesn't get upset when she sees her name is wrong, this is fine. All he has to do is change a letter or two and he's good to go.
Eleven years might be a long time, but time flies when you're having fun. He must really like the relationship.
A Truth-Teller
Well, he probably has a reason to have that as her name. Do they argue a lot, does she always ask him to do something at the last minute, or all the above?
There's no way of telling, but she probably has to have at least an ounce of annoyance in her.
How Many Free Dinners Did She Get?
To have that many guys buying you free food should be a crime. Instead, it was a smart business move.
Imagine how much money she saved during this time in her life. If she had to number them, you can bet she had at least three guys paying for her to eat.
Is This Disrespectful?
Do you think this contact name is disrespectful to the husband? Toto could mean a number of things, so I'm not sure how to define it in this situation.
Maybe this is the wife's way of being cute with her man. He doesn't seem too appalled by it.
That's A Fun Couple
Here's a couple that knows how to have fun. I don't know if they even know how to rap, but I imagine they turn the radio up really loud when their favorite rap artist starts playing.
These are some generic rap names, but they're cute for a couple. $tephy $teph must like the addition of the money signs.
Maybe It Isn't Her
I'm trying to figure out why he added the maybe to the name. Did he think she gave him the wrong number when they first exchanged information?
That might be the logical choice, but you never know. It could be a joke he's keeping up for three decades.
Happy Wife, Happy Life
Her husband knows who is in charge and doesn't want to mess anything up. He must live by the code happy wife, happy life.
If he does, kudos to him. As long as he isn't getting stepped on or bossed around all the time. Who knows, maybe he likes that.
Name One Peter Parker
This is her chance to name one of them Peter Parker and put a web next to their name. It's the perfect opportunity and the best way to distinguish besides numbering them.
Sure, she can keep the numbers, but that isn't as exciting. How does Peter number two feel about this?
This Sounds Hilarious
After reading this tweet, I'm tempted to change the name of someone so I can hear it call them an old woman. Hearing that would make anyone laugh every time.
You can even get creative and add in a dolphin before the old woman emoji. Making it say dolphin old woman is that much better.
And That's Why They're Married
If she changed his name to this, she never wants him to leave. This man has this woman sprung off his skills in the bedroom, and there's nothing she can do about it.
I wonder how the husband feels about this name. Is he proud to be the Earthshaker Babymaker?
Panda Panda Panda!
Can you imagine what the friends thought when they found out his wife was under Panda? There has to be a crazy story behind that.
If you're calling someone "panda," does that mean she's vegetarian and eats a lot? I need to know what the tale behind this is.
They're In Spain But The S Is Silent
Honestly, this is a pretty cute story for how this couple came together by bonding over shared experiences and offering each other support.
However, if someone had me listed as "pain" in their phone, they would soon be feeling pain.
Bold To Assume He Was The Original Version
Identical twins are quite funny in the way that they started off as one kid and, through some sort of egg scrambling, ended up as two.
I guess the twin that develops second kind of is spare parts.
This Is Quite A Look
Can you imagine Siri announcing that you're getting a call from your spouse only for her to read out her full name like it was a legal proceeding?
Also, bold of him to use such an unflattering photo of her in the contact card.
Why Have One When You Can Have Multiple?
I feel like it's a common experience to make the mistake of adding a contact to your phone twice, but it seems bizarre to do that with your wife.
Then again, nice to think he could pull two wives.
This Is Very Practical
While some people like to give loved ones funny nicknames in their contacts, having something practical like this is really great in emergency situations.
It might not be that romantic, but it's definitely useful.
Is This What Happens When You Age?
I don't care if I'm 55 years old, I'm going to have my parents saved in my phone as "Mom" and "Dad."
It just feels unnatural to call them anything else.
She's Lucky To Have That Last Name
Is there anything better than when things coincidentally just happen perfectly?
I am kind of sad that they got divorced because having that name combo said by Siri forever would have been sweet.
There Are Two Extremes
Okay, but I have a serious question: when she asks Siri to call him while in the car, does she read out all the emojis too?
"Dama red heart pink heart kiss palace guard eyes pig pig ring..."
Claire Does Sound Like The Best Neighbor Ever
Having a nice house in a decent neighborhood does sound pretty ideal, but the real cherry on top is having good neighbors who are fun to hang out with.
I want Claire to be my neighbor.
This Is Super Cute
While many others who responded to Jennifer's tweet had hilarious responses, this one is actually really sweet.
How dare they be adorable while the rest of us are busy roasting our spouses?
