Move Over Maury, Social Media Is Here To Determine That These People Are Lying

My Entire Anti-Social Life Has Been A Lie

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All these years I’ve been frantically pressing the “close door” button on the elevator whenever I see someone approaching, and it turns out it’s been a lie. This button fell off on this elevator to prove it’s connected to nothing.

The girl coming up has proven to me that everything I know about Instagram has just been a game of angles and lighting.