Moments When People Got Caught During The Walk Of Shame
You've been down this road before, don't lie to me. I've navigated down the walk of shame in college, and it's not fun. The hangover and the "Dear God, what did alcohol make me do last night?" runs through your mind with instant regret. Sometimes, it's not always about the regrets from the night before.
Some people have shown some pride in the most humiliating time ever. Whether it's forgetting a piece of clothing or being in a hurry to get home, you're not alone in this big boat. You should take out the notebook and make some improvements the next time this happens to you.
Getting Into A Fender Bender The Morning After Is Not Ideal
There's a good chance she got out of the car without realizing she doesn't have pants on. For other drivers, it must be nice to get a good shot of the moon so early in the morning.
She's probably telling her friend on the phone that she made a bad mistake and now everyone knows who the new girl in town is.
A True Gentleman Will Wear Your Dress In The Morning
The only time they will do this is the morning after the hookup. It's not like he didn't have a great night out, but the morning after always sucks.
I've seen this happen a few times on the bus during college, but that would be awful if he had to go straight to work.
Strut This Way, Fall This Way
It could have been worse if she had to go back in and grab her phone. Sometimes, after a night of drinking, gravity isn't sure if you're ready to deal with it just yet.
My heart broke for her just like her kneecaps. She probably doesn't care since she's still drunk. You never know what doggo might be up to when they're looking for some fun, but you'll see in a bit.
Relatable
Don't tell me this never happened to you before. Even the groundhog got into too many red solo cups from last night.
Who knows, maybe they found a nice lady groundhog, which led to a night to remember. The red cup covering the face is their version of sunglasses.
Wow, That's A Great Way To Stay Extra Fresh
After feeling embarrassed from the night before, you leave the bed in an instant panic.
Note to self: don't put condom wrappers in your hair because people will know you got laid. Hey, it's your choice because it's either this or you show off your neck full of hickies.
The Pooch Doesn't Seem To Mind At All!
It looks like Lassie did Dallas, 69 Dalmatians, Scooby Doo, and another dog in Bangkok. It's obvious that doggo is in heat and they found themselves a mate.
I mean, dogs have urges like we do, so it's not a surprise if they want some action too. If you met someone the night before but forget their name the next morning, you'll definitely relate to the couple coming up shortly.
Come Out Whenever You're Ready!
Two people being caught doing the nasty in a porta potty can only mean two things: a bad smell and true love.
It's the next best thing to the mile high club, but it's pretty damn nasty in general. Imagine all of the germs that are on their bodies. Clearly, they don't realize that an audience is waiting for them to get out.
Waka, Waka, Waka, Waka
Well, it's about time our boy Pacman got the cherry for once. Somewhere, Mrs. Pacman is really happy about the night before.
I really wish somebody made a GIF with ghosts coming out of nowhere to chase Pacman from last night's actions. But I don't think they're in the mood for that.
Who's That Guy?
What, you put on your makeup then get back in bed to take a selfie? You shouldn't have to feel sorry the guy. He's going to wake up thinking the exact same thing.
Oh, what a time to be young and alive, right? How dumb are you to not remember the person from the night before? Well, coming up shortly, just take them to the place where everybody knows your name.
The Pooper Trooper
To the person who was cruel enough to leave this behind, I'll leave my morning dump outside where you live.
You gave them the best satisfaction while intoxicated, and this is the "Thanks for last night" that you get. Nobody should have to go through this most unfortunate ordeal.
Updating Her Twitter
Tweets *Out and about doing the walk of shame #FML.* Let's assume she had a tumble and didn't seem to realize that her tights aren't in good use.
It's comical in person because whoever snapped it in their car was in the right place at the right moment.
Remember The Name
Making your way on the walk of shame, takes everything you got. Taking a break from the one night stand it sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to know the name of the one you woke up beside? Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. Only at Starbucks. They say that the walk home is a pizza cake, but the person in the next one ahead didn't think they'd be out all night.
Rookie Initiation
The walk shame doesn't only apply to a night of drinking — it carries over into sports too.
Take the Toronto Blue Jays rookies to do something as funny as someone actually doing the walk. But, they're embracing the rookie initiation and the only difference is they're getting a paycheck to do it.
You're Going To Be Sick For A Week
That looks like a Canadian embracing March as "spring." She's got her heels on and a hoodie that covers her upper body.
It must be so cold outside that she's going to be sick in bed for a week. Next time, if this happens to you, try to plan ahead and bring a pair of sweatpants.
It's Not Your Typical Late Night Delivery
They say that the walk home is a pizza cake. However, this dude didn't think he was going to be out doing late deliveries dressed as a slice of pizza.
Not going to lie, it must be a brutal walk home. But at the same time, he's giving you such great entertainment with your morning coffee. Wouldn't it be weird if the pizza got it on with a banana? You're about to find out about that shortly.
The Young Fella Is Happy
He's seeing his mom but only an idiot would put prejudice on the boy. It's his mom who's decided to go on a business trip so he decided to have some fun.
But it's not the average "Welcome home" sentiment. The sign is all fun and jokes, but it wouldn't be a joking matter if she was coming out of the grindhouse.
A Different Walk Of Shame That's Not Too Obvious
You could have minimized the impact of purchasing 10 other random items. Especially if it's a bunch of cleaning items because you're going to need them regardless of whether or not you need a plunger.
It's not your ideal walk of shame, but at least this makes it less suspicious.
The Pizza And Banana Did It Together
Until someone proves you otherwise, the pizza and the banana did it with each other. To think, it must be like 7 in the morning. I hope the banana has some pajamas.
They must be resting after having too much fun with the pizza, and this is only the halfway point of their walk home.
Just Another Casual Walk In The Morning
Oh, come on, you're telling me you're not wearing anything under that? He's texting like "Dude, no idea where I am. Can you send an Uber this way?"
The poor guy is probably stuck across town but he doesn't seem to care. As long as that Uber comes, he's home free.
The Bar Will Have To Hand Out So Many Drinks
All bars need to incorporate this at least once every year. The bar sign is legendary because the bar treats the walk of shame like it's a national holiday.
All they want to do is to celebrate all of the shamers with a free bloody mary. I mean, the best way to get rid of a hangover is to carry on drinking.
