It Was At This Point That These People Realized They Should’ve Just Stayed Home Today

Your Car is Not THAT Nice

Photo Credit: Twitter / @adunkel2016

Here’s the thing about people who park diagonally — you deserve to have your car keyed. That’s actually being generous.

This guy took up three different parking spots just to protect his car from getting scratched. This makes a little bit of sense if you’re driving a Ferrari, but never will it be okay if it’s a Chevy. Park at the back of the lot and walk, you lazy piece of turd.