If You’ve Ever Worked In Retail, You Know These Moments All Too Well

I Know We’re Not Closed, But We’re Basically Closed

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I’m going to choose to ignore the glaring grammatical error in this meme because this duck makes an excellent point.

You cannot do anything in five minutes. It will take you at least seven minutes to make a purchase. We’ve already counted the cash in the till. Please turn around and go home.