Husbands Who Took ‘For Better Or For Worse’ As A Challenge
We spend so much time dating and trying to find the one because being married is something that many of us strive for in our lives. But, behind every wish, there is a darker side that no one ever tells you about.
No one ever explains the absolute insanity a husband will bring to your life. You think you have a good idea about the type of man you're about to marry and then he goes and does the dishes in the bathtub or starts craving weird dipping sauces for his pizza. It's a struggle.
This Is Actually Fine
You gotta love when your partner is trying to pull a prank on you and it backfires because you're actually really down with what they've 'done' to you. A Ryan Gosling body pillow? Yes, please.
Ok, This Is Just Cruel
Any sane person would promptly walk out of their house and not return after seeing this. Part of you would know it was a joke, but spiders are sneaky, so better safe than sorry.
This Man Has Terrible Aim
They wouldn't have had to even move from the spot they were standing! All it would have taken was bending down and picking them up, but no, the hamper was too high.
Someone Call The Police
You don't need to try this to know that it's super gross. Fish crackers and milk does not a cereal make. We've all faced desperate times in our lives, but this is a choice, and a bad one at that.
What On Earth...?
In what universe did washing dishes in the bathtub seem like it was the right thing to do? Here's an idea — don't leave the dishes so long that the bathtub is the only thing big enough to hold all of them.
Gotta Let That Inner Child Out
Your husband tells you he's going to go downstairs to use the treadmill and you feel proud of him. You go downstairs to check on him and he is, in fact, using the treadmill, but to play with toy trucks.
It's The Effort That Counts
This is what happens when your husband suspiciously agrees to do something with you that you thought you were going to have to badger him into doing. He had a plan all along.
Well, He Isn't Wrong
"Put the pasta on the stove so I can start cooking when I get home" was probably the text he got. While he isn't wrong in what he did, it wasn't quite right either.
You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
If the sun is in your eyes and you're trying to enjoy your Powerpuff Girls sheets, then using your wife's bra seems like the only logical conclusion. It seems to be working for this guy, anyway.
Is There Any Hot Water Left?
This husband decided to use a post-Halloween discount skeleton to make a point to his wife that she takes way too long in the shower. He should just mind his own business.
This Is Certainly Inventive
Here is what I would like to know. I'm sure this is not the first time this man has had bananas in his house, so in all those times did he ever find them in the laundry room? Probably not, so when his wife asked him to hang them up, why is this the route he chose to take?
Oh Happy Memories
What a beautiful picture of the groom and a dress! Who needs a wedding photographer when you have artistry like this at your disposal? At least they look happy... at least he does.
Thanks?
If he wasn't sorry before, he will be now! Then again, a cake might be enough to appease the period monster known as PMS cravings. It depends on if it's chocolate or not.
Wow, So Helpful
If your wife asks you to sharpen her lip pencil, she does not mean with the biggest kitchen knife you can find. To be fair, this seems like a task she should have done herself.
Those Are Gonna Be Some Clean Ears
You walk into your bathroom and see this on your counter, what do you do? Nothing. Some things are just better left alone. It's likely you know the answer and it's dumb, or it's dumb and you don't want to know the answer.
What A Beautiful Smile
This is what happens when you tell your husband you don't know what you want for Christmas and he should just surprise you. Have you ever seen something scarier in your life?
Is It A Baby, We Weren't Sure
This dad needs to have his label making privileges revoked. It's a dangerous power that not many of us are deserving enough to have. He had his chance and he blew it.
Classic
Ladies, how many of us dream for an Instagram husband who will spend all his time capturing the perfect photos to post on your social media? A lot of us. Now how many of us actually end up with someone like this guy? Also a lot of us.
Very Resourceful
A baby shower card is almost the same as a birthday card. It is celebrating the future birthday of a child so I think that his duct tape makeover is acceptable.
What A Tragedy
It's probably just time to throw all those almost eaten bags of snacks out. People don't change, there are always going to be unfinished chips in their life, and it's best just to accept it and move on.
The Muffins!
What kind of monster does this? The only good part of any muffin is obviously the top, especially if it's crispy. This had to be an act of revenge because it's just insanity.
Haha...What?
Not sure how he came up with that flavor combo, but the less we know in these sorts of situations the better. Maybe he's just trying to be supportive of his wife's weird pregnancy cravings by inventing his own.
Those Better Be Clean Hands
When his wife asked if he could stir her drink, I doubt that this is what his wife had in mind. Next time it might just be better for her to go and get a spoon herself.
What A Monster
What is it with husbands leaving the worst parts of a snack behind? Do they think if they leave it long enough someone else will deal with it or are they trying to assert their dominance?
This Got Dark
You can always count on your husband to take things to the next level and push them a little too far. Who is supposed to clean up all that elf blood / ketchup from the kitchen floor?
Next Level Petty
This guy was so mad at his wife that he wouldn't even make her side of the bed. It's these sorts of passive-aggressive behaviors that would push anyone past their breaking point.
That's One Way To Clean
Piling all the dishes in the sink is not exactly keeping the counter clean, which is what this husband was asked to do. But, we will let this one slide because the counter is actually spotless.
What A Nerd
If a husband asks where the markers are in the house, be a little bit worried. They're probably going to get up to no good... or worse, do something really nerdy.
What A Beautiful Mermaid
Nothing is sacred when you invite someone into your life to spend it with you. That means that anything you want to do that can be mocked, it will be seriously mocked.
Let Her Live Her Life!
She's going to do the online shopping she is going to do, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop her. Besides, that isn't even THAT much stuff. It was probably all on sale.
