Definitive Proof That You Got All That Extraness From Your Momma

They Invented The Irish Exit

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I was so afraid of asking my mom to bail me out of social situations until I found out that they hate the world just as much as we do.

No, Karen, I don’t want to sit on your tacky IKEA couch for hours listening to why your kid can’t score a goal in soccer.