Definitive Proof That Not All Heroes Wear Capes
We all love Superman, but he's not the only superhero out there. There are heroes that we see everyday— they ride the bus, they work at Starbucks, they live in our homes. Sometimes it's the little things, and sometimes it's the big things, but there are always things for heroes to do and save and conquer.
We Have To Lift Each Other Up
There comes a time in every man's life when he has to rise to the occasion. When a buddy is down, he has to swoop in and pick him up.
This man was up for the challenge. His husky's hurt paw will never have to touch the pavement.
The Hero We Need, But Not The One We Deserve Right Now
Thank you, kind sir, for warning us all about the police down the road. Anyone who was speeding doesn't deserve his service, but they sure do appreciate him.
This guy must really hate the police. Either that or he hates the establishment as a whole and wants anarchy now.
Real Life Spider-Man
A four-year-old kid was dangling from an apartment building, so this good samaritan came to the rescue. He climbed up the building and pulled the kid to safety.
Cape or no cape, this guy is a true hero. Get the Daily Bugle on the phone, stat.
A Beary Good Deed
Black Friday campers are the worst kind of people. Ok, maybe that's a bit harsh, but they definitely take sales way too seriously.
What they really need is to have the pants scared off of them. Then they'll have a reason to buy new pants on sale.
Barbecue For Sale
What's the only thing better than an ice cream truck? A barbecue cart, probably. This man walked up and down the street with a barbecue cart selling meat like ice cream.
This takes street meat to another level. Keep reading for a man who traded in his cape for something a bit more... edible.
We Thank You For Your Service
Who among us hasn't been the giver or the receiver of much needed TP through a mostly closed door? If you have ever provided another human with emergency toilet paper, give yourself a pat on the back.
Go ahead, do it, I'll wait.
The Boxed Wine Bandit
This man is the Robin Hood of our generation— a man of the people who hands out boxed wine when we need it most. His creativity is unparalleled. His ingenuity is on point.
All superheroes should trade in their capes for a boxed wine backpack.
Feeder Of Birds, Hero Among Men
I can't tell if this man is a martyr or a saint. He's probably a bit of both. Somehow, this is both my dream and my nightmare.
I want to feed every bird, but I also want every bird not to peck my eyes out because they think my eyes are bread.
This Guy Is The Real MVP
This is the nicest thing I have ever seen a high school student do. What a way to support your fellow man.
Sure, the kid copying the test may never learn how to do algebra, but at least his mom won't yell at him this time. Not today, Sharon.
Back At It Again With The Straw Puns
I don't know what this guy is protesting, but I already know that I support him one hundred percent. Anyone who can make a giant straw deserves to have his opinions heard.
Maybe he's protesting the use of plastic straws which are damaging to the environment.
A Flamin' Hot Hero
Richard Montañez was a janitor at a Frito-Lay factory when he noticed that the company he worked for didn't have products that catered to Latinos.
He brought his own chili spice blend to work, sprinkled it on some Cheetos, and shared his creation with some co-workers. Flamin' Hot Cheetos were born.
Faster Than A Speeding Rice Cooker
Forget the military service — this guy is a hero for his commitment to speedy rice. Anyone who can cook minute rice in 58 seconds must have some intense superpowers.
I would like him to make minute rice for me someday. Sorry, I would like him to make 58-second rice for me someday.
A Pizza Hero Who Will Definitely Not Drop All Those Pies In The Pool
I don't know how this is even humanly possible. Actually, I don't know how this is physically possible. How are all those pizzas not on the ground right now?
That guy must be magic. A pizza magician. Keep reading to see a man who saved a kid from an awkward chat with a baseball bat.
Above All Else, Save The Beer
No matter what happens, come rain or come snow or come a crazy hurricane, you must save the beer. This guy kept his beer above water after he was pushed into a lake.
That is the kind of quick thinking that makes you a true hero.
Ok, This Hero Does Wear A Cape
I don't know who would think that superhero day is silly. Superhero day is the best day. Enter superdad— a man with a plan and an adult-sized Superman costume.
The best dads know how to be silly with their kids, and how to wear a Superhero costume whenever an opportunity presents itself.
The Quickest Reflexes In The Land
That kid looks totally oblivious to what almost happened to him. He was too busy texting to realize that he almost just lost his whole face.
Good thing that strong and very attractive man beside him was able to save the day. We need more people like him in the world.
A Real-Life Grinch
Even though Black Sabbath isn't my favorite band in the world, I still like their music more than Christmas music. This guy was just looking out for the rest of us.
Yeah, he's a Grinch, but we all love a good Grinch. Give this guy control over every radio.
If You Gotta, You Gotta
At least now she won't have any trouble making bail. Her boss probably deserved it. She just did what any one of us would do in her situation, right?
Ok, maybe you wouldn't actually do it, but I bet you've thought about it or even seriously considered it.
The Hero We Never Knew We Needed
Tony? Is that you? Forget Iron Man; this is the only Avenger that I need. Those lamas in the background look pretty great, too.
They are also heroes. Every lama is a hero. Robert Downey Jr. has never looked so full of hope and wonder.
Casually Saving The Day
People in Istanbul know how to help out their fellow man. Now that I know that people in Istanbul know how to treat tourists nicely, I may actually go visit Turkey.
If that car wants to fall in the water, it's going to fall in, though. That guy is not heavy enough to stop it.
